Diddy Kong Racing Mafia! [Finished! Town Wins!]

[th3kuzinator]

and as for Roxy, good **** with that doctor fakeclaim?

Baiting scum oh so nicely

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Well guys, pretty clear Kuz is our guy. I'm a VT and visited a hot zero people this entire game.

Oh and there's that little ol' guilty on him we have.

vote: Kuz

Sorry you fell for Roxy's claim Kuz.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

If I may refer all of you to the previous day in which I, on multiple occasions, literally said I was fine with dying.

Kuz, on the other hand, made excuses to stay alive. I would greatly appreciate you guys backing me up here.

 

[th3kuzinator]

You do realize it took you over 10 minutes to write that small rebuttal?

Bet you panicked for 5, calmed down for the next 3 and then wrote than.

Just keep throwing out that you were not a self-preservationist all you want, I have my result and I know you're scum. You almost made it, though. Even if town decided to lynch me, when I flip and they realize I'm legit you'll be next. Unless you have plans on winning toNight, town just won.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

As soon as they lynch you, yeah, we will have won hombre.

I love that you accept my point but then don't refute it at all, instead just referring to your fake investigation claim to lean on. Because lets face it, you have no defense against that. Because you're scum.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Also what, I replied as soon as I read that post.

 

[July]

Damnnnnnnn, good **** Glyph. You fooled tons of people up until now. Primarily me <_<

ANYWAYS, Sent in Roxy as my target. I figured that if my PR was for both tracking and watching and I had gotten two tracker results thus far, I was bound to get watcher on my third try.

And.

Guess.

What.

I was right!

Glyph and only glyph visited Roxy last Night. Wonder why that could be, huh? Specially since he claimed VT.

Vote: Glyph

Well it wasn't a clean sweep, but at least we got it done!

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So you are lying. Or else you would have seen me cop Glyph last night. I got an innocent on him.

Vote: Kuz

Nice try, really. But your three-shot watcher/tracker ability is bunch of crap. When you said you needed one more night of actions you meant you needed to stay alive and frame Glyph.

And since your "three shot ability" is used up, and according to you Glyph is absolutely scum (scum who was dumb enough to target the doctor when he knew that there could be a tracker/watcher watching him apparently) then you would have no problem with us lynching you toDay and to prove your story, if you flip town we would know to get Glyph toMorrow right? You are okay with this plan Kuz?

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay July you are the best.

We can be The Heroes, together.

 

[th3kuzinator]

Sure honey. Whatever you say.

@July, I watched roxy. Did you visit roxy? No you didn't!

Man, the fact that I might actually have to die first to prove this makes me ehhh, but sure I am totally okay with that if Glyph goes toMorrow.

 

[UTDZac]

I think it's Kuz, to be honest. He's at L-2 so I'm not voting yet.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

What else do you want to accomplish today UTD? I mean we have a guilty on Kuz and caught him lying trying to frame me, and if he flips town (he won't), then I'd have to be the last scum and I'd die tomorrow (totally possible thanks to six people being alive)

 

[th3kuzinator]

@July, I don't know whats behind it either. Only option I see available is Glyph being a Tailor. I honestly don't blame the way you are thinking right now, the cop investigations are warping your perception (the same thing happened to me in NBC). I expect a formal apology toMorrow before you hammer glyph, though.

Gonna wait to see if any of the town has enough common sense to lynch Glyph first and win this game toDay.

 

[July]

@Kuz: Alright I even tried to work through this in my head but that means you targeted Roxy so you saw either who visited Roxy or who Roxy visited, and that's how you saw where Glyph went? Alright the watcher/tracker dual ability thing made that difficult for me to follow but it doesn't change the fact that:

1) The whole three-shot ability thing sounds like a gambit to save your *** for another night. And it allowed you to frame Glyph, so well done.
2) The fact that you just happened to get watcher when you needed it seems like bull****. More likely you are indy with tracker ability and you made this watcher result up.
3) Lynching you is the safest choice anyways. We talked yesterDay about warlocks? (whichever the ones are that have to guess the lynch for the Day and so many correct guesses wins). Glyph will be here toMorrow if you are not scum. If you are scum and need the Glyph lynch to win, we'd be screwed if we followed you.
4) Still going off my own results which I know are accurate, Glyph=inno, Kuz=guilty and I will stick to that

 

[UTDZac]

Kuz, do you think that July could be the last scum?

Simple yes or no please.

 

[July]

@July, I don't know whats behind it either. Only option I see available is Glyph being a Tailor. I honestly don't blame the way you are thinking right now, the cop investigations are warping your perception (the same thing happened to me in NBC). I expect a formal apology toMorrow before you hammer glyph, though.

Gonna wait to see if any of the town has enough common sense to lynch Glyph first and win this game toDay.

Deal. No apologies when you flip scum though, which I'm convinced you will.

 

[th3kuzinator]

Kuz, do you think that July could be the last scum?

Simple yes or no please.

Either July somehow framed Glyph so that I only saw him visit a dead corpse or July is town.

Basically, July is town.

I have mod confirmed information that a player who claimed VT visited the body of the player who died last Night. It's not that hard to realize that either I am lying or Glyph is scum.

His scum flip is really going to mind**** you all though. I'm personally excited for it.

 

[UTDZac]

Vote: Kuz

Yeah I doubt it.

 

[Asdioh]

Wait wait I thought we were dealing with a no NK deal here the ****

That's fine, I much prefer this, less confusing.



Asdioh - Tiptup, VT
Glyph - Bumper, VT
UTDZac - Tiny Kong, Masoned with DH
July - Taj, Town Cop
th3_kuzinator - TT, Town Watcher/Trackerthing
X1-12 - Dixie Kong, VT

J - Krunch, Mafia Goon
JTB - Banjo and Kazooie, Town Trap Setter
Terywj - Drumstick, Mafia Cheerleader
Dark Horse - Diddy Kong, Masoned with UTD
Joey - Wizpig, Mafia Godfather (Claimed Conker)
Nabe - Pipsy, Town Racer
Roxy - Timber, Town Doctor ACTUALLY VT ZOMG??

Damnnnnnnn, good **** Glyph. You fooled tons of people up until now. Primarily me <_<

ANYWAYS, Sent in Roxy as my target. I figured that if my PR was for both tracking and watching and I had gotten two tracker results thus far, I was bound to get watcher on my third try.

And.

Guess.

What.

I was right!

Glyph and only glyph visited Roxy last Night. Wonder why that could be, huh? Specially since he claimed VT.

Vote: Glyph

Well it wasn't a clean sweep, but at least we got it done!

Well guys, pretty clear Kuz is our guy. I'm a VT and visited a hot zero people this entire game.

Oh and there's that little ol' guilty on him we have.

vote: Kuz

Sorry you fell for Roxy's claim Kuz.

If I may refer all of you to the previous day in which I, on multiple occasions, literally said I was fine with dying.

Kuz, on the other hand, made excuses to stay alive. I would greatly appreciate you guys backing me up here.

The difference is that you were under far less pressure of dying because nobody was paying attention to you for some reason.

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So you are lying. Or else you would have seen me cop Glyph last night. I got an innocent on him.

Vote: Kuz

Nice try, really. But your three-shot watcher/tracker ability is bunch of crap. When you said you needed one more night of actions you meant you needed to stay alive and frame Glyph.

And since your "three shot ability" is used up, and according to you Glyph is absolutely scum (scum who was dumb enough to target the doctor when he knew that there could be a tracker/watcher watching him apparently) then you would have no problem with us lynching you toDay and to prove your story, if you flip town we would know to get Glyph toMorrow right? You are okay with this plan Kuz?

uhhh... he Watched Roxy. Glyph is not Roxy.
I do agree it would be dumb to target the doctor WHILE THERE WAS A CLAIMED WATCHER/TRACKER AROUND


I'm going to think about this for a bit, but in the meantime I think this is appropriate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ0fFgU22ls

 

[th3kuzinator]

Man, it annoys me that I am probably going to give him the satisfaction of a ML before we win.

@Asdioh, I would prefer to hear what X1 has to say when he wakes up, if you are thinking about hammering me.

@Glyph, where'd you go?

 

[Asdioh]

Man, it annoys me that I am probably going to give him the satisfaction of a ML before we win.

@Asdioh, I would prefer to hear what X1 has to say when he wakes up, if you are thinking about hammering me.

@Glyph, where'd you go?

What? I haven't read the latest few posts yet, but I'm pretty sure Glyph is the scum, not you.

 

[th3kuzinator]

@Asdioh & July, I had said yesterDay I was going to target July so that I could claim my results first and thus confirm my abilities. Scum may have thought I was going to follow through with this and thus took the opportunity to kill the doc.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

I didn't go anywhere? I literally have nothing left to say, people just gotta choose between me and you at this point.

And actually, so long as Kuz and I both die, town should win right? Then I really don't care if I die first.

 

[th3kuzinator]

Wait wait I thought we were dealing with a no NK deal here the ****

This post literally made me chuckle.

Glyph first in to tell everyone that there being a NK was strange despite being the only one to visit Roxy last Night.

 

[th3kuzinator]

And actually, so long as Kuz and I both die, town should win right? Then I really don't care if I die first.

Convenient that you say this now, despite your initial reaction of frantically pulling up information that would save your skin.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Kuz that's all wonderful, but you cannot deny the points I've raised or the fact that I have an innocent on me and there's a guilty on you. If I die first and flip town, you obviously die tomorrow. Town wins and we all laugh and hug. If you die first and flip town, then I'd die tomorrow. Town wins, just a day earlier.

 

[Asdioh]

@Asdioh & July, I had said yesterDay I was going to target July so that I could claim my results first and thus confirm my abilities. Scum may have thought I was going to follow through with this and thus took the opportunity to kill the doc.

Oh. Understood.

This post literally made me chuckle.

Glyph first in to tell everyone that there being a NK was strange despite being the only one to visit Roxy last Night.

I thought it was funny too.


@Warlock speculation: It is now clear that we have a serial killer (WHO USUALLY TURNS UP INNOCENT TO COPS BY THE WAY) that was smart enough to wait for his NKs in order to cause confusion and prevent possible watches/tracks. We don't have a warlock. We have a serial killer who can probably only kill once per night. We have 6 people left. UTD, July, and myself are essentially confirmed town. Kuz claimed he saw Glyph kill Roxy, Glyph claimed he didn't. One of them is lying, one of them is scum. If we lynch the wrong one, that's 5 people left. Either July, myself, or UTD gets NKed, that's 4 people left. We lynch the survivor of Glyph/Kuz, we win. If not, 3 people left and we lose because X1 was secretly the killer all along, and Kuz pulled off a stupidly complex and annoying gambit while being town, which I find unlikely.


tl;dr

VOTE: GLYPH

 

[th3kuzinator]

@Glyph: Yes, I think we've already established that town has pretty much won this game. Its one thing to say you are okay with dying, but another to be actually okay with it.

@Asdioh: Good ****.

I forgot to even factor into the equation that we are now probably dealing with a sk. So yeah, why would I turn up guilty then?

 

[Asdioh]

"prevent" should have been "avoid"

Also forgot to say that yeah, Kuz is probably miller, SK probably turns up innocent. Understood?

It was a very bad idea for Glyph to choose Roxy, but since Kuz said he would target July then I guess it makes sense. If he Tracked July, he could have said who she visited. If he Watched July, he would have seen Roxy visit her (except not, because Roxy was actually VT wtf)

How the hell did Roxy know he had a safeclaim, anyway.

But yeah... Glyph is the scum. IF he turns out to not be the scum, we are lynching Kuz tomorrow even if he says "but this was one of those famous TownKuz gambits and I made a mistake!"
Because if he was town and did that gambit because he was SO SURE Glyph was scum, but he was wrong, then he caused scumX1 to win hehe. Which I wouldn't mind because X1 played very well.. but he's town so yeah lynch freaking Glyph >:E

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

No clue, but why would you lie about your result either? Sometimes we just don't know things in mafia games.

Put me at L-1 and I'll hammer, I've got a paper to write and this game is really distracting.

 

[th3kuzinator]

But yeah... Glyph is the scum. IF he turns out to not be the scum, we are lynching Kuz tomorrow even if he says "but this was one of those famous TownKuz gambits and I made a mistake!"
Because if he was town and did that gambit because he was SO SURE Glyph was scum, but he was wrong, then he caused scumX1 to win hehe. Which I wouldn't mind because X1 played very well.. but he's town so yeah lynch freaking Glyph >:E

Second part of this paragraph wont happen, as we will win upon his scum flip. I am not gambiting. Lynch me immediately if I ever later claim I was.

Also confident on townX1 as I said yesterDay.

 

[July]

What? I haven't read the latest few posts yet, but I'm pretty sure Glyph is the scum, not you.

Asdioh, one of the biggest problems I have with Kuz's claim is that it's so damn convenient *cough, like in Celeb, cough*. He had a three shot ability. Alright, so there were three nights, he can't use it anymore right? Nope, wrong, he got involved in the apparent mod mix-up Day 1 and now has to stay alive to use that last ability.

He claims to have watcher/tracker abilities. I do believe he has tracker abilities; I believe he is an indy with tracker abilities. However, if he knows that Roxy and I were the only ones who could visit last night, he could have killed Roxy, tracked me, and he could have seen that I visited Glyph last night. That means he knew he could claim to have a false watcher result on Roxy and "see" Glyph visit Roxy, which would appear to just be a quite fortunate turn of luck in Kuz's favor and he assumed he could get us all to lynch Glyph.

 

[th3kuzinator]

@July, so you are saying that I tracked you, saw you visited glyph, and then proceeded to claim I had a guilty on that same person?

GG scumKuz. From that POV I would be arguing down someone I know that the cop got an innocent on while I could have just claimed I didn't see anyone with my watch/track.

If you think I am indy with tracker abilities do you also think I am the one committing to kills? If so, that'd make me a serial killer analogous to the one in Dissidia and I would show up inno to cop results.

I know its hard to visualize, because you are being tainted with cop results, but Glyph is the last scum. I am sure of it.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Notallserialkillersshowupasinnocent.jpg

 

[th3kuzinator]

Glyphhowdoesitfeeltobeatailor.jpg?

 

[th3kuzinator]

Or wait...

I could just be a miller and, since Glyph is the indy, he shows up as inno to cops.

Okay, that makes more sense.

 

[UTDZac]

If we have an SK, why would they kill Roxy over me (confirmed town)?

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Kuz I really don't even know what a tailor is hahaha. But I'm glad to see you keeping your story consistent!

 

[Asdioh]

Asdioh, one of the biggest problems I have with Kuz's claim is that it's so damn convenient *cough, like in Celeb, cough*. He had a three shot ability. Alright, so there were three nights, he can't use it anymore right? Nope, wrong, he got involved in the apparent mod mix-up Day 1 and now has to stay alive to use that last ability.

He claims to have watcher/tracker abilities. I do believe he has tracker abilities; I believe he is an indy with tracker abilities. However, if he knows that Roxy and I were the only ones who could visit last night, he could have killed Roxy, tracked me, and he could have seen that I visited Glyph last night. That means he knew he could claim to have a false watcher result on Roxy and "see" Glyph visit Roxy, which would appear to just be a quite fortunate turn of luck in Kuz's favor and he assumed he could get us all to lynch Glyph.

ok, but I believe you're wrong. Let's say you're right, and Kuz is the Guilty-appearing Serial Killer. Not Warlock, not other stuff. In that case, he dies tomorrow (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE THE NIGHT PHASE SHORTER BTW PLEASE) and we win.

Anyway, it looks like a win-win situation for town, so I'm not worried about it. I'm just going with the one I'm positive is scum, and that is Glyph, and has been since before we knew there was an indy, lol. There were some bumps along the way with X1/Nabe discussion, so I had to put Glyph on the backburner because nobody was paying attention to him, but now with Kuzs claim I'm sure it's Glyph.

Or wait...

I could just be a miller and, since Glyph is the indy, he shows up as inno to cops.

Okay, that makes more sense.

As I've been saying since forever?

 

[Asdioh]

If we have an SK, why would they kill Roxy over me (confirmed town)?

I personally thought Roxy was even more confirmed town than you with his VT claim.
As for why Roxy was targeted, idk.

 

[th3kuzinator]

But I'm glad to see you keeping your story consistent!

Thanks. Someone has to have one.

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