Diddy Kong Racing Mafia! [Finished! Town Wins!]

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Okay enough of this, can July or UTD please put me at L-1 so I can hammer myself? I really really need to write this paper tonight.

 

[th3kuzinator]

>Wants to wait until X1 shows up to see what he has to say
>Wants to see if Glyph is being sincere so town can finally win this game already.

Freaking Choices.

 

[Asdioh]

@Mod: request votecount

Request your life to be less busy so you can spend more time with us :3

 

[th3kuzinator]

Unofficial Votecount.

4/6 to lynch

Kuz (3) Glyph, July, UTDZac
Glyph (2) Kuz, Asdioh

Not Voting (1) X1

At least we can be certain that the pseudo-cleared Asdioh is in fact cleared. He would have hammered me a long time ago and rode Glyph's rebuttal had he been scum.

 

[th3kuzinator]

Which makes everyone cleared in my mind except Glyph which consequently lines up with my confirmed guilty.

Who'd a thought?

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Asdioh I will never let you forget this game by the way.

Unless you're the last scum member, in which case, totally called it back when I replaced in.

 

[th3kuzinator]

...

If you're town then you must know I'm lying and thus am the final scum. Don't see how you could even consider Asdioh being scum at this point.

Lynch the slipping scum already.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Bro I've literally been trying to get lynched for like an hour now. And I'm not willing to say that there is no possible way for you to have been misled into thinking I was scum when I'm town.

Its just really really unlikely.

 

[July]

No Glyph, no, you are the hero, how dare you talk about self-hammering, Roxy would be ashamed. > I'm not changing my vote, Kuz is scum and I am not going to let him have the satisfaction of getting two mislynches off between yesterDay and toDay. We lynch Kuz toDay and if by some chance he is not scum we lynch Glyph toMorrow.

I'm tired of people not listening to me, we are literally letting him pull the same **** he did yesterDay. KUZ IS SCUM. Kuz has been out for self-preservation since yesterDay, Glyph was fine with dying back when it was him or Joey, and he seems fine with dying now.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

July you raise a good point, what good is a dead hero?

Roxy I'm livin' through the day for you buddy.

 

[Asdioh]

Unofficial Votecount.

4/6 to lynch

Kuz (3) Glyph, July, UTDZac
Glyph (2) Kuz, Asdioh

Not Voting (1) X1

At least we can be certain that the pseudo-cleared Asdioh is in fact cleared. He would have hammered me a long time ago and rode Glyph's rebuttal had he been scum.

Asdioh I will never let you forget this game by the way.

Unless you're the last scum member, in which case, totally called it back when I replaced in.

The bolded is probably the towniest thing you've said thus far. o_O

But if I were the scum, I would be blowing my own mind at this point.

 

[th3kuzinator]

@July: what do you make of 1886?

Glyph: I am okay with self-hammering, someone put me at L-1. I am not self-preservationist because I am town and whatnot.
July: But you are the hero
Glyph: Oh you're right, heroes shouldn't be dead. Let me retract that offer despite me championing that I am against self preservation.

Strange that it only took that much coaxing to change his mind.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Kuz you clearly don't understand just what a Hero stands for.

Scum have a hard time grasping such concepts.

 

[Asdioh]

...

If you're town then you must know I'm lying and thus am the final scum. Don't see how you could even consider Asdioh being scum at this point.

Lynch the slipping scum already.

this is true.

Bro I've literally been trying to get lynched for like an hour now. And I'm not willing to say that there is no possible way for you to have been misled into thinking I was scum when I'm town.

Its just really really unlikely.

Aside from someone messing with his Watch results, it's impossible unless he's lying, which I don't think he is.

 

[th3kuzinator]

Kuz you clearly don't understand just what a Hero stands for.

Scum have a hard time grasping such concepts.

Sure honey. Whatever you say.

Deja Vu.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Just another of my many Hero Powers.

July I really can't thank you enough for bringing me to my senses. In a way, you are the greatest hero of all.

 

[th3kuzinator]

If by bring you to your senses, you mean she suggested you didn't self hammer which you accepted in a heartbeat.

Continue to lay on that tick AtE over July. Like what you tried to do here

Asdioh I will never let you forget this game by the way.

You also didn't respond to how you are still suspicious of Asdioh despite knowing I should be scum.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Hey Kuz, can I ask a favor of you? Should I flip town, I want you to post

"I, th3kuzinator, hereby publicly apologize to Glyph, the Mighty Hero. I was wrong to go against his big muscles and have forever learned my lesson."

There should be no reason to not agree to that if you're telling the truth, correct?

Also I'm not suspicious of Asdioh, but he's totally in the wrong pushing my case and I think it would be hilarious if he wound up being the scum.

 

[th3kuzinator]

There would never be any reason for me to post that because you're flipping scum.

Period.

Nice try, though.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

You didn't agreeeeeeee

 

[Asdioh]

Hey Kuz, can I ask a favor of you? Should I flip town, I want you to post

"I, th3kuzinator, hereby publicly apologize to Glyph, the Mighty Hero. I was wrong to go against his big muscles and have forever learned my lesson."

There should be no reason to not agree to that if you're telling the truth, correct?

Also I'm not suspicious of Asdioh, but he's totally in the wrong pushing my case and I think it would be hilarious if he wound up being the scum.

If you flip town, I will do that as well.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Asdioh I will ask that you change "th3kuzinator" to "Asdiohbutt". Fair?

 

[th3kuzinator]

Can I say that phrase with Asdiohbutt in it when you flip scum?

I would enjoy that.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Kuz that's fine, but I want you to agree to say that. If you're so positive I'm flipping scum, what's the harm in it? If anything your hesitance to agree casts a dark, scummy shadow of doubt on your supposed rock-solid guilty on me.

But that's just how The Hero is viewing it.

 

[th3kuzinator]

Yep, I have no problems promising to say that upon your scum flip.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Oh you clever girl you, but I believe you understood I was referring to this post:

Hey Kuz, can I ask a favor of you? Should I flip town, I want you to post

"I, th3kuzinator, hereby publicly apologize to Glyph, the Mighty Hero. I was wrong to go against his big muscles and have forever learned my lesson."

There should be no reason to not agree to that if you're telling the truth, correct?

Also I'm not suspicious of Asdioh, but he's totally in the wrong pushing my case and I think it would be hilarious if he wound up being the scum.

 

[July]

@July: what do you make of 1886?

I took it as Glyph messing with Asdioh, kinda like how you and J do sometimes.

As for the second part, he suggests that Asdioh might be scum...but I think that is no more of a scum slip than what I called you out on yesterDay for inferring there would be a toMorrow

ALSO, I can't judge Glyph for the second part of his game because I remember this game...where I got lynched because I knew someone was scum, I knew it, I had proof and at the last minute I thought "well maybe..." and that doubt about that person who I should have known was scum got me killed.

Omg I've brought up that game so many times here, but maybe maybe thats because Kuz is acting exactly the same way here as when he was scum there. Annnd because I'm pretty sure that game scarred me for life

 

[th3kuzinator]

That was delvro who fake claimed that junk in celebrity mafia, not me, so I don't understand why you solely have a vendetta against me.

I am interested to see how you think my performance this game relates to my play in Celebrity, however.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Kuz why so reluctant? Asdioh agreed, because he really believes I am scum.

But, seems to me, you don't. Seems like an awfully odd standpoint to take when you claim to have irrefutable evidence proving me as scum, doesn't it?

 

[th3kuzinator]

I will agree to any phrase you want me to say upon your scum flip, because your flipping scum.

But, seems to me, you don't. Seems like an awfully odd standpoint to take when you claim to have irrefutable evidence proving me as scum, doesn't it?

-dead- at this.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Okay Kuz, lets look at it this way.

You say there is a 100% chance of me flipping scum. Therefore, there is a 0% chance of me flipping town. Correct?

You are refusing to take a gambit you claim has a 0% chance of failure and a 100% chance of success.

 

[th3kuzinator]

>glyph scum slips
>makes up a similar situation where he can call me scumKuz regardless of which path I choose to take due to a manufactured lip
>profit?

 

[Asdioh]

Okay Kuz, lets look at it this way.

You say there is a 100% chance of me flipping scum. Therefore, there is a 0% chance of me flipping town. Correct?

You are refusing to take a gambit you claim has a 0% chance of failure and a 100% chance of success.

because there is no point in him doing that?

"Hey, if gravity stops working today, I'll give you a dollar. Deal?"
^ why would I agree to that?

Is Glyph doing what they call redirecting Y/N

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Asdioh, you're telling me if someone offered you a free dollar, you wouldn't take it?

Kuz, all you have to do is say yes. Prove you're confident in your read, put some risk into getting it wrong.

 

[th3kuzinator]

@Asdioh: redirection indeed.

@Glyph: I'm not falling for it. I know you're flipping scum and I don't have to play word games with you to further convince myself of that.

 

[Asdioh]

btw Glyph is REALLY being distracted from his paper so we should lynch someone ASAP

Nah Glyph, it's a win/neutral situation for me, but the Neutral result is 100% going to happen so I'm not going to waste my time

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Kuz how the hell could I call you scum if you had agreed to it?

"Oh look he's maintaining his viewpoint he must be scum"

No the scummy thing to do was NOT agree to it, though I honestly didn't think it'd be something like that to slip you up.

But of course, I AM The Hero.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Kuz just type "yes I will say that Glyph" and we can move on instead of you dodging it.

 

[th3kuzinator]

"Kuz agreed to do something upon my town flip! The fact that he even considers I will flip town goes directly against his Night action result! He should know 100% I'm scum! He must be scum!"

Kind of exactly what you did in 1886

Bored of these word games, JFYI.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

hahahahahahahhahaha Kuz, I'm not asking you to say "there is a chance glyph will flip town"

I am asking you to say "I, th3kuzinator, hereby publicly apologize to Glyph, the Mighty Hero. I was wrong to go against his big muscles and have forever learned my lesson." IF I FLIP TOWN.

You maintain I WILL NOT flip town. You say there is ZERO chance of you having to say that, and yet, you won't commit! Instead you wave it away as "word games".

Kuz you're sealing your own fate here bro.