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#HBC | FrozeηFlame
I saw
Capital in the library, however I didn't have my library card on me because I decided to recently go with an approach for an ergonomic wallet i.e. no store cards and only essentials i.e. cash + charge cards. I saw a new frozen yogurt shop in the mall, however I didn't register my free yogurt because it is in the pocket of one of my shorts that I couldn't be bothered to identify because ergonomic wallet. I woke up in the morning today and couldn't find my wallet... well that's just me being a shlub... but **** ergonomic wallet.
I used to have those masking tape wallets that were really light with all the cards inside. However, my mom threw it away and bought me my 'real man' wallet which basically has so much man-fiber in the wallet itself that it feels the need to flex those man muscles in my pocket without anything in it. Hence ergonomic man-wallet. I almost broke down when I remembered how efficient using that masking tape wallet was in comparison to the 'real-man' leather wallet I'm using right now. RIP.