DG Interview Thread: Walrus? Toasted

[Ramen King]

You guys can have until tomorrow night 7:30 EST

 

[BSL]

Raziek was one of the DG mods who posted and didn't change it, so like... why?

 

[No Hetero]

vote soupy

 

[Evil Eye]

welp, I tried

Unvote, Vote:...

...bhaghaghhg

Raz

ugh

 

[Omni]

Vote: Raziek

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

soup (15); marshy, Sephiroths Masamune, Ranmaru, Dark Horse, Gheb_01, Kary, Rake, Handorin, Sworddancer., Ramen King, Circus, Kawaii Vinyl., J, vanderzant, soup,

Raziek (16); Ryker, BSL, BarDulL, Red Ryu, Raziek, Xonar, Orboknown, WashedLaundry, Gova, adumbrodeus, Juushichi, Glyph, Nabe, Joey,Evil Eye, Omni

Red Ryu (2); Sold2, John2k4

both heads of no hetero and no hetero voting ? Seems legit

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

I am prepared for battle.

 

[Raziek]

No hetero is a marshy/nabe hydra, both of whom are voting. Soup has 15.

 

[Evil Eye]

Double Vote: Marshy

 

[Evil Eye]

Daykill: The Maritimes. (All of it.)

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

The provinces gathered their allied forces and marched across Canada (even through Quebec), strong in their resolve , they made it to the border that separated Canada from The Maritimes , the provinces waited a moment before they made their move, then, they charged the border.

The maritimes never knew what hit them. Both Fish and body were strewn about as the other provinces clobbered the maritimes. And after the battle, The Prime Minister got on top of the heaping pile of corpses (and dead fish) and declared peace.

Spoiler

The Maritmes, Town Hated Horny Fisherman , had been daykilled

 

[Raziek]

That was fantastic.

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

^not sure if serious, or if plans to kill me

Admittedly i could have made it better, but i have an exam in 5 minutes, so i rushed it.
Also, i kid the maritimes, i have nothing personally against it or people who work / live there.

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

Rake, it was a good post. Get some confidence!

 

[Orboknown]

The provinces gathered their allied forces and marched across Canada (even through Quebec), strong in their resolve , they made it to the border that separated Canada from The Maritimes , the provinces waited a moment before they made their move, then, they charged the border.

The maritimes never knew what hit them. Both Fish and body were strewn about as the other provinces clobbered the maritimes. And after the battle, The Prime Minister got on top of the heaping pile of corpses (and dead fish) and declared peace.

Spoiler

The Maritmes, Town Hated Horny Fisherman , had been daykilled

That was fantastic.

Agreed with raz. should post role pm deadpool style though.

 

[Raziek]

It legitimately was fantastic, I loved it.

No sarcasm.

 

[Orboknown]

Rake and raz should make a canadian themed mafia lol.

 

[Evil Eye]

oh my god rake please host Canada Mafia

 

[Handorin]

I'd be. I'm half Canadian and one quarter Italian. I have to be mafia

 

[Orboknown]

german tourist indy lol

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

oh my god rake please host Canada Mafia

So long as I'm not Quebec.

I'd be. I'm half Canadian and one quarter Italian. I have to be mafia

You're mafia by virtue of being Handorin.

 

[Circus]

I support Canada Mafia only if we Americans Who Know Better Than You get to decide how the flavor gets implemented based on terrible, shallow stereotypes we hold about Canadians.

The only town PR is Wayne Gretzky, and his ability is "Toothlessness." I don't know what that means in practice yet.

All VTs are wandering moose who don't know what's going on. Maybe there's also an Indy Survivor beaver, Idunno.

The mafia faction, regardless of size, is the concept of Socialized Medicine, obv.

Every single player has a posting restriction: All posts made must end with "eh."

There are no Night Kills; everyone just apologizes to each other profusely and constantly.

Oh god somebody stop me.

 

[Orboknown]

agreed with token hockey player.
canadian bacon/maple syrup distributer is the protective lol.

 

[Circus]

It also occurs to me that Wayne Gretzky may not even be from Canada, but I don't even care. He's the only hockey player I'm capable of naming.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

I support Canada Mafia only if we Americans Who Know Better Than You get to decide how the flavor gets implemented based on terrible, shallow stereotypes we hold about Canadians.

The only town PR is Wayne Gretzky, and his ability is "Toothlessness." I don't know what that means in practice yet.

All VTs are wandering moose who don't know what's going on. Maybe there's also an Indy Survivor beaver, Idunno.

The mafia faction, regardless of size, is the concept of Socialized Medicine, obv.

Every single player has a posting restriction: All posts made must end with "eh."

There are no Night Kills; everyone just apologizes to each other profusely and constantly.

Oh god somebody stop me.

EE needs to be an indy BP Unlynchable SK

 

[Orboknown]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Gretzky
wayne is indeed canadian.
Patrick roy(somehow pronounced "wa"?) is also canadian and of nearly equal stature

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

I support Canada Mafia only if we Americans Who Know Better Than You get to decide how the flavor gets implemented based on terrible, shallow stereotypes we hold about Canadians.

The only town PR is Wayne Gretzky, and his ability is "Toothlessness." I don't know what that means in practice yet.

All VTs are wandering moose who don't know what's going on. Maybe there's also an Indy Survivor beaver, Idunno.

The mafia faction, regardless of size, is the concept of Socialized Medicine, obv.

Every single player has a posting restriction: All posts made must end with "eh."

There are no Night Kills; everyone just apologizes to each other profusely and constantly.

Oh god somebody stop me.

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real good. I mean, even messing with Yankees bothers me, but at least those people choose not to live in the South and be recognized that way. These are just some eskimos on a barren iceberg who did not ask to be mocked by some racist on the internet.

Canadians don't exist just to fish/play hockey/"eh."

 

[Circus]

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real good. I mean, even messing with Yankees bothers me, but at least those people choose not to live in the South and be recognized that way. These are just some eskimos on a barren iceberg who did not ask to be mocked by some racist on the internet.

Canadians don't exist just to fish/play hockey/"eh."

Can't tell if you're trying to be funny or trying and failing to make an actual point.

 

[BSL]

Based on the fact that he just changed context specific words from your post, I would say it's a joke.

This is a damn good page.

 

[BSL]

The provinces gathered their allied forces and marched across Canada (even through Quebec), strong in their resolve , they made it to the border that separated Canada from The Maritimes , the provinces waited a moment before they made their move, then, they charged the border.

The maritimes never knew what hit them. Both Fish and body were strewn about as the other provinces clobbered the maritimes. And after the battle, The Prime Minister got on top of the heaping pile of corpses (and dead fish) and declared peace.

Spoiler

The Maritmes, Town Hated Horny Fisherman , had been daykilled

 

[#HBC | Kary]

you'd have to change the vote command to 'sorry'
it'd be awesome

 

[BSL]

"Sorry" = vote
"I take that back" = unvote

 

[JTB]

Vote: Razmataz

 

[Evil Eye]

naw guys

10 provinces and 3 territories

= 13 people

= a small game

one kind of offensive, kind of accurate stereotype to represent each area

possibly some canada specific mechanics, I dunno. As totally untrue as it is, Sorry: Raz and I take that back are pretty damn funny

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Vote the green party and I will make those illegal thing-a-ma-jigs legal.

I promise!

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

I support Canada Mafia only if we Americans Who Know Better Than You get to decide how the flavor gets implemented based on terrible, shallow stereotypes we hold about Canadians.

The only town PR is Wayne Gretzky, and his ability is "Toothlessness." I don't know what that means in practice yet.

All VTs are wandering moose who don't know what's going on. Maybe there's also an Indy Survivor beaver, Idunno.

The mafia faction, regardless of size, is the concept of Socialized Medicine, obv.

Every single player has a posting restriction: All posts made must end with "eh."

There are no Night Kills; everyone just apologizes to each other profusely and constantly.

Oh god somebody stop me.

Oh god XD.

I am sooo tempted to do this

Rake, it was a good post. Get some confidence!

Thanks

Agreed with raz. should post role pm deadpool style though.

It legitimately was fantastic, I loved it.

No sarcasm.

:D

Rake and raz should make a canadian themed mafia lol.

Oh god. I really should

oh my god rake please host Canada Mafia

EE requesting something ? Oh man.

"Sorry" = vote
"I take that back" = unvote

This is so accurate and would be hilarious

naw guys

10 provinces and 3 territories

= 13 people

= a small game

one kind of offensive, kind of accurate stereotype to represent each area

possibly some canada specific mechanics, I dunno. As totally untrue as it is, Sorry: Raz and I take that back are pretty damn funny

Hmm.

WARNING STEREOTYPES:
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Let's see:

BC: a strange mix of pot smoking hippies and upscale yuppies,Through housing prices, the yuppies are winning.

Alberta: Fat oil tycoons, cowboys , generally canada's texas


Saskatchewan: farmers and bumpkins. Ere'thang is flat


Manitoba: cranky, cheap, alcoholic, and cold. So, so, cold. We wear that fact like a badge on our sleeves. Also cheap. We will drive an extra 20 minutes to save $2. Hella ganky amount of mosquitoes. Winterpeg

Ontario: a bunch of stuck up snobs who believe Toronto is the only "real" city in Canada. /a bunch of lawyers and greasy politicians

Quebec: Frenchies. Separation.

Maritimers: (including Newfoundlanders, or Newfies): generally thought of as a friendly sort, if a little slow on the uptake and/or prone to quirky behaviour. There is a whole subset of bad jokes about Newfies in particular (much like blonde jokes, really). Horny , bunch of fishermen.

Northern Canadians: (Yukon, NWT, Nunavut): a desolate land of Inuit, polar bears and eccentric frontiers-people.

Canada specific play thing :

Puck Drop: Probably some sort of vote / lynch modifier
Stanley Cup Finals: All players grow a beard and don't leave the house / lynch mechanic
Grey Cup: some sort of lynch mechanic
Health Care: Doctor gets some sort of bonus for successful docs

 

[Orboknown]

to-ron-to rake

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

nah it gets caps

 

[Orboknown]

i meant the freaking section of canada you goof.
wait, that's just a city. I'm stupid.

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

loooool
americans