Ican defeat Ken and Mike in 60 seconds, using my new theories, its just a Husky SLice
Get ready, for some knowledge is about to be dropped upon you.......
What we need is some more Link players. Link is low tier because his style of fighting has not yet been mastered. U must be swift.....swift like the mandibles of a squid. U must continuse to fall back and lay traps for your foe, and fight only wheen there is a good chance of success, in doing so u will become the Cong....the vietcong.
We fight on our ground and for our land, this is our land and we will defend it to the last man. Vo Ngyen Giap will make the french and american pigs pay for every step they take in the motherland.
Also like Bruce Lee's study on Kung-Fu, i have revolutionized the style of fighting with link. U cannot follow a specific combination of smashes and combos like the rest of the characters require, u must flow like the water, the water is like dough, u have to mold it in ur image and make it into a weapon, a weapon like clayface does in batman, u must mold urself iinto an impregnable steel ball, with holes in it that shoot stinging foam into peoples eyes. In this way u will be victourious.
Dont take on the odds, the Germans tried this and look what happened, the world crushed them, u must be like the Jews, and strike first, kill those Syrians and Egyptians fore upon thee ur hopes will rest.
that is all for now,, and just remember
Watch out FrO hes coming for you!!
DienBienPhu (Roy Valle) he will be eliminating all challengers at the Cook county tournament later this month.
he will be destroying them with a vengence.
WHAT ABOUT THE STINGING FOAM CunningKitsune WHAT ABOUT THE fREAKIN STINGING FOAM!!!!!!!!!!
u wont see it coming,
ill be like the conquistador from Guadalupe,
(o..o='')
Palm............