Could your avatar beat the above poster's avatar in a fight

[Austria 2.0]

(Alright.)
In a banjo-playing tournament? No.
In a Smash Bros Melee game? DEFINITELY.

 

[Deleted member]

You would not dare to hit a beautiful, female swordsman. She has been practicing her swordplay this past weekend. Too bad she has no parasol to hide her sword in. But yeah, this fight is mine!

 

[TheTrueBrawler]

I'm literally the fastest swordsperson around unless someone else can match light speed. I'm so fast, I give off a false impression of teleportation, and Hattori has been fighting the best of the best since 2015, so it really doesn't matter how trained she is.

 

[Deleted member]

Well, I guess the matchup against you and me will be even. She hides a Bunny Hood in her kimono, little do some of y'all know.

 

[Austria 2.0]

Since Austria would NOT choose to hit a beautiful swordswoman.
However, we choose to play Smash Melee and I win!

 

[RealPokeFan11]

I take you out of Melee and throw you into Ultimate, then Banjo gets added as DLC and I beat you in a 1v1

 

[TheTrueBrawler]

Smash Ultimate never saw me coming. Too quick for even the computer to read.

 

[Mecakoto]

Man, you know you can't beat Shaq at a game of BBall.

 

[RealPokeFan11]

But Banjo can beat you in a Smash game, considering you know Kung Fu for some reason

 

[Austria 2.0]

Unless the Smash game is Melee.

Look, you main Captain Falcon; Kirby would totally decimate him!

 

[Deleted member]

Going by the characters in your profile pic, my girl will not have much difficulty. Mind you, this is Smash 4 Rosa; her Ultimate self could possibly be another story.

Sayonara

 

[Austria 2.0]

Darn it! And I play as Kirby in Smash 4 so I have lots of trouble.

But Rosalina ain't in Melee, and Kirby can easily beat ANY of your characters in Melee.

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Let Game and Watch keep whacking Ness in the head. Then I kill...

 

[Deleted member]

You look nice and tough. Either I can call my trusty Luma to help me or... lets me borrow his Final Smash. I am wearing my sexy racing suit after all, so it seems fitting.

 

[Deleted member]

I think I could win because while Rosa is shrugging her shoulders, I'm gonna come up to her very fast like and give her the *****, all I have to do is run away till she dies, and I'll be crowned the winner.

 

[newsuperhackboys]

Dude, you'll win. The Kings in SMB3 barley do a lot.

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Easy kill.

 

[Austria 2.0]

That scary thing probably don't like Smash Melee and probably sees me as bait…
A few days later, my neighbor, Liechtenstein sees that I have disappeared and she will never know that I lost against the scary thing…

 

[Penroze]

Well, they're all Smash characters, so if Villager is smart enough, yes! He'll probably have some trouble though, since Ness and G&W both have reflects, and he's so projectile-heavy.

 

[Deleted member]

Hitmonlee will out-zone Villager with his stretchy legs.

 

[Deleted member]

Hitmonlee will out-zone Villager with his stretchy legs.

 

[Deleted member]

Yes they would win them.

 

[Deleted member]

Yeah no chance, I do have the deadliest disease in a bottle, but I can maybe get 2 of them and then they all come at once and kill me. I don't stand a chance.

 

[Deleted member]

You may think I am shy and scared but wait until I unsheathe my Omega Sword and Elk Shield. I am tougher than I look, you know.

Sayonara

 

[Deleted member]

You think I'd underestimate you, if anything you underestimate me.
Yea I may look like a meme skater that doesn't belong to fight.
But I survive helicopter missles, bullets from cops, huge falls. I'm really fast and I even have a crew called the GG's but I'm not actually Bea, I'm meme beat so RR's (The Ree REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE's). Really fast with hands. And even survive being runned over by cars, plus I have the most dangerous can in a bottle, *****. all I need to do is spray you with my can of *****, or if you attack me, puncture a hole in the bottle so it explodes, I'll won't exactly win. but at least you don't either. So I don't think I'll win, but she won't. I say the battle results in a tie

Spoiler

(also I posted hoping it would be in latest posts so this will be active again)

 

[Vic]

While your gnarly blades give you some radical maneuverability, I must warn you that I swing swords around that house more weight than you possess in your whole being. It would be a close contest of skill, surely.

 

[Zinith]

I have to squint REALLY hard to see you. One gulp and you (and your planet) are history

 

[Vic]

Looks like the monster was hunting me all along. A fitting end, really

 

[Deleted member]

Snek Woody is the most powerful being known to man.
He could beat Ganondorf in a fight, but Snek Woody is also merciful.

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Cats hunt snakes. Also Woody's just a toy.

 

[Deleted member]

Why should I fight such a cute kitten? It ain't right...

 

[CureParfait]

I have a feeling Bakugou won't beat Rosalina

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Morgana can enter his Palace and kill his shadow, causing Bakugou to have a mental shutdown.

Or he could simply change his heart to show mercy.

 

[Deleted member]

I probably don't know everything I need to for this fight, so I'm just assuming. but from what I can tell that's just a cat. can't I just like kick it, or give it ***** and let it die slowly and painfully. idk, all I know is that I'm fighting a cat. and I think I'll win that battle.

 

[CureParfait]

Pretty sure Bakugou can win this one.

 

[Manonymous]

I am staples.

 

[Deleted member]

A dead meme skeeter vs Staples. I think I can but very slightly, I almost died because I never thought of just throwing them in the trash.

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Your palace seems to be a ***** factory/skate park full of workers that are half human, half Freddi Fish. I am not an ordinary cat. I am a member of the Phantom Thieves who can wield a Persona and change the hearts of people by stealing the treasure from their cognitive minds. It's complicated. This should be pretty easy though.

 

[Deleted member]

Ok, I still don't understand who'll win.

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Ok, I still don't understand who'll win.

Edited in the winner. Forgot to do that for some reason.