Could your avatar beat the above poster's avatar in a fight

[Zinith]

Mmmm.... Yoshi like Squid for dinner

 

[McCree]

Mmmm.... Yoshi like Squid for dinner

I mean, Yoshi propably can't survive a headshot from McCree's revolver, so I guess no

Rip Yoshi

 

[SquidSquad]

It’s not high noon. I just got the better gear.

 

[Zinith]

I mean, Yoshi propably can't survive a headshot from McCree's revolver, so I guess no

Rip Yoshi

Apparently you haven't played Yoshi's Island, where basically nothing could kill him (not even bullets from Snipits)

Skip me

 

[McCree]

Apparently you haven't played Yoshi's Island, where basically nothing could kill him (not even bullets from Snipits)

Skip me

Weeeell thats true, but does it count?

 

[Primal Cookie]

Dr Mario will give you a whole 5 seconds to live after the diagnosis, before McCree can even get his gun to shoot him.

 

[TheTrueBrawler]

I’m too fast for his viruses to keep up, so he won’t be able to attack me.
The question is if I will be able to get through that Down Special of his.

 

[Deleted member]

Definite yes: no one can withstand Witch Time!

 

[Zinith]

Hmm.....

I dunno. Yoshi is constantly underestimated, but this is Bayonetta we're talking about

 

[Alsyght]

Lmao oh definitely. White Diamond would just step on him

 

[Zinith]

Considering Yoshi has beaten Bowser on a regular basis (and he's shown to have a ****ton of feats), I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be as easy for White Diamond as you think.

 

[T3RT1S]

I will wipe my pokeballs all over your face yoshi and me and the BOIsssssss will demolish you, using FACTS and LOGIC. Brb gonna go drink energy drinks and go super saiyan.

 

[Iridium]

Hm, sniping with Ancient Arrows means you better not take a headshot...

Flurry Rush guarantees me a quick assault of slashes in addition to having a Perfect Dodge & Guard at my disposal, and Sneakstrike kills pretty much all the time when done right. I own many weapons at my disposal, and gear I can easily switch out of into others, which means I can resist many things. Sword Beams are neat too.

I can use the help of the Guardians to heal myself when needed, protect myself, and unleash devastating attacks. Also, I'm just smart, so...

I can defeat almost anyone with a tree branch, so let that sink in.

 

[Zinith]

Hope Link is experienced in exploring Yoshi stomachs

 

[Iridium]

I like to cook too...

Therefore, I am a god among men.

 

[Deleted member]

Hmm, you look powerful with your plethora of projectiles. Something tells me I should employ Bats Within and Witch Time meticulously. This will be a good fight.

 

[CureParfait]

It'll be a pretty close fight for sure. I think Darkrai might have a slight edge.

 

[Alsyght]

Idk if Darkrai can make white diamond fall a sleep, but idk. White diamond might win

 

[TheTrueBrawler]

I’m confused on what that’s even supposed to be, but the probable answer is yes.

 

[R208]

Nah. The poor goat would get destroyed!

 

[Zinith]

Yes, and that costume doesn't exactly help him...

Spoiler

Though considering recent developments in the Deltarune universe, I suspect Asriel wouldn't mind lol

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Shoot grenade eggs and wait for Yoshi to swallow them. BOOM!

 

[Meritocracy]

Eh. Depends. Theoretically, Tails could be SSB Link IRL, and keep Banjo from approaching... but experience and actual physical ability may tip the balance in B&K's favor

 

[Deleted member]

You look so peaceful that I do not want to fight you. Be my ally instead.

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Lots and lots of patience, shields, grabbing, and eggs.

 

[TheRockingGoomba]

Geno could theoretically probably use Geno Whirl on Sheen Hick Smashified Banjo Art. But this Geno was made out of pencil so it would probably be very ineffective.

 

[T3RT1S]

Join me and the fellas for world domination

 

[Zinith]

Mmm, delicious Koopa!!!

 

[T3RT1S]

Mmmmm dinosaur soup, too bad he has a ton of bones

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Spam projectiles with Young Link until Banjo out-spams him with eggs.

 

[TheTrueBrawler]

Banjo and Kazooie are too slow. Not even with Sonic on their team would they be able to keep up.

Sword slash after sword slash, and they will eventually fall.

 

[T3RT1S]

You think you can kill me? Hey bento box I got the power of a couple million fairies, no way in Ireland will I ever die!

 

[Pokechu]

Snoopy would get tired. Young Link would feel way too bad about killing a dog. He takes Snoopy's fatigue as an opportunity to rub his belly and become his friend.

Win/win

 

[Dannish]

No matter who it is: yes.

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Punch him. He falls down. Easy win.

 

[Dannish]

Easy win.

I don't think so.

 

[FruitLoop]

I mean, Pac can literally hunt on already dead things without using magic but through getting high on yellow bright circles. So like, Pac would probably win.

 

[Deleted member]

A skeeting, athletic, graffiti artist vs a PacMan



I won, he can't beat the ***** in my can...
Actually, he'll probably eat that stuff up, I don't think it has any use. I think Pac-Man wins

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Kazooie will fly and steal the can of *****, then Banjo chases after Beat while he is busy beating his meat. Then Kazooie will spray the ***** back into Beat's face for insult to injury.

 

[Deleted member]

Kazooie will fly and steal the can of *****

The Can is bigger than my head, you expect a bird to be able to hold it, the feet trying to hold it can't cause it's too big, and the wings be useless.

then Banjo chases after Beat while he is busy beating his meat.

It's a fight, you think I'd be "preparing the sausage" at the time? No way would my avatar be "Riding the horse" in the middle of a fight. I'd have no time for "Waking up Peter". (Insert another suggestive thing that's referring to beating meats)

Then Kazooie will spray the ***** back into Beat's face for insult to injury.

Ouch.

I think he'd still win, cause all I can do is skeet and give *****.


Don't fight me, skip me I'm just analyzing the fight, attack RealPokeFan11