Corrupt a Smash Wish

[A Very Nice Dishwasher]

Granted. It has one attack, and the startup lasts 3 days.

I wish more competitive Kirby players existed.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, but Kirby now sucks, and I don't mean literally.

I wish Ike could turn Super Saiyan because why not.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but the game glitches whenever he does.

I wish Inhale could copy enemies from Smash Run.

 

[A Very Nice Dishwasher]

Granted. You can now copy Goomba's amazing "walk into the opponent until you die" ability. Nothing else.

I wish Waluigi was in the game.

 

[TheDarkKnightNoivern]

Granted. You can now copy Goomba's amazing "walk into the opponent until you die" ability. Nothing else.

I wish Waluigi was in the game.

Granted, but his only attack is the crotch chop

I wish Lara Croft was playable

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but her guns are real and her attacks actually kill, permanently removing the character from the rosters of everyone in the match.

I wish all DLC was free.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but everything but the Mii costumes are taken off the eShop.

I wish for more DLC characters.

 

[TheDarkKnightNoivern]

Granted, but everything but the Mii costumes are taken off the eShop.

I wish for more DLC characters.

Granted, but it's Bubsy and Kiddy Kong

I wish all the other m content was replaced by things from the prime trilogy

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, but now Samus and Zamus are totally unviable.

I wish we could make our own character colors.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but you're only allowed to use green and blue.

I wish Villager could pocket the stage.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted a dark void is created and the game crashes and can't be recovered..

I wish Customs were actually allowed in competitive play..

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but someone quickly discovers some ridiculous combination and they get banned again.

I wish Captain Falcon could move around and attack before the match actually started.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but he's banned in competitive play.

I wish music from Mega Man games outside of the classic series were in Smash.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, but they're all unanimously crappy remixes.

I wish that Fox and Falco retained their Brawl voices in 4.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but their voices are accidentally made extremely loud and they hurt your ears.

I wish no one in For Glory could leave me unless I let them.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted they suicide multiple times just so you'll let them leave

I wish Palutena had some of her custom moves as her regular moves instead of the ones she has..

 

[Dinoman96]

Granted but instead of her best customs (Super Speed, Lightweight, etc) you get Angelic Missile, Rocket Jump and Heavenly Light as her defaults.

I wish Duck Hunt could actually kill and his smash attacks weren't terribly inconsistent.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but all of his best attacks now have recoil.

I wish Classic Mode wasn't so tedious.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but it's now on-disc DLC (or disc-locked content) that you have to pay for in order to access.

I wish Guile's theme played on Suzaku Castle.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but it only has a 0.00000 00000000000001% chance of happening, which can't be adjusted.

I wish I chose who was cut and who was added in the next Smash game.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you end up accidentally cutting your main(s) while adding characters that don't interest you in the slightest.

I wish every third party veteran including Snake returns in Smash 5.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, but they're all nerfed to hell and back.

I wish Cloud could use some more limit breaks.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but it now takes VII hours just to charge up the limit.

I wish to be the best Smash player ever.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, many people eventually surpass you.

I wish that all characters got a fourth taunt.

 

[Sipikahew (~)]

Granted, but the fourth taunts have animation comparable to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon.

I wish Falco was viable.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, nobody uses him.

I wish Smash had MvC's gameplay.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, and now Bayonetta is more broken than MvC2 Magneto/Storm/Sentinel.

I wish for more characters from Capcom, Sega, Bamco, and Squeenix.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, we get Roll, Golgy, Valvemon, and Boshi.

I wish Link used a regular sword instead of the Master Sword.

 

[Sipikahew (~)]

Granted, but the regular sword deals 1% damage only, and Link is unviable as a result.

I wish Falco had his Melee shine.

 

[Sari]

Granted, his fur is now much more glossier.

I wish Dark Pit was more different than the regular Pit.

 

[Aurane]

Your wish is my command. Dark Pit is now a Marth Clone.

I wish Young Link would return as a playable fighter.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, it's the 8-bit Link from the first Zelda. You never said which Young Link.

I wish Linkle could get in Smash.

 

[FalKoopa]

She gets in as a ... Link clone.

I want to see more outlandish choices in Smash like we have in Mario Maker.

 

[Ryu_Ken]

Granted, but Adam Sandler and Kevin James now replace Captain Falcon and Ganondorf.

I wish Sonic had his original voices back from Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but his only voice clip is "You're too slow!"

All of his taunts? "You're too slow!"

Smash Attacks? "You're too slow!"

Spin Dash? You get the idea.

I wish Fei from Xenogears and KOS-MOS from Xenosaga were playable. (And yes, I'm aware that the former never appeared on a Nintendo console.)

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but they're only playable in SSB64.

I wish FE only had Marth, Ike, and Robin.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but they're now bottom tier.

I wish for a Ganondorf moveset revamp.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted. Now he can only be hurt by the Master Sword, and the only characters that can defeat him are the Links.

I wish there was an SSB: Nintendo vs Capcom.

 

[Ura]

Granted. But they only picked very obscure NPC's from their respective series that nobody remembers.

I wish Advance Wars had a playable character in Smash Bros.

 

[A Very Nice Dishwasher]

Granted. You get a footsoldier who dies in one hit from every attack.

I wish Xenoblade had as much representation as Mario.