The Crimson King
Uncle Meat
Zero Beat
Those are pretty sweet usernames in my opinion. I mean they are freakin' incredible. In fact I think I am going to breakdown their usernames and tell you why they are so cool.
The Crimson King- This is a great username because of the words. Words have meanings. Meanings make me think of cool things. For example, Crimson is a sweet red color. Blood is the color red and blood is really cool. A king is a ruler. Thus the word king rules. Saying something rules means that you are saying something is cool.
Blood Rules=Cool so....
The Crimson King= Cool
Uncle Meat- Words also make this username really neat. The words can help me relate to the user and paints a nice little picture in my head. Look at "Uncle". I too have an uncle and he is family, so I can relate to this. Meat is very yummy. It is scientifically proven that Tacos pwn vegeterians. Tacos have meat in them.
Family Tacos= Cool so...
Uncle Meat= Cool
Zero Beat- Yet another username that is great, but words aren't really the thing that makes this username great. The words help though. Ha a zero. Zeroes are round numbers. Baseball's are also round. Baseball is a freakin' awesome sport that is cool. Beat is another word. Beating someone means that you hurt them. The mafia beats snitches to a bloody pulp. Everyone knows that the mafia is cool.
Baseball Mafia= Cool so...
Zero Beat= Cool
Dead Hippie- This is my username and it is very cool because of words, Lets take a looks at it. The word "Dead" means that something is no longer alive. You know someone that is really cool that isn't alive anymore? Jesus. Jesus isn't living anymore since he is in Heaven. And Hippies are really hoboes that love nature. A hobo would kill someone for a ham sandwich. Ham is the coolest of all deli meats.
Jesus' Ham= Cool so..
Dead Hippie= Cool
M I Rite???????