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Come cook wit me

AfroQT

AfroQT

Smash Master
Joined
May 18, 2008
Messages
3,970
Location
Cave of Olmec
I dun seen em in da kitchen he ah muthafukin chef, Dope dryin on da towel got da fan 2 hiz left, Got da folk in hiz right hand 40 in hiz belt, He ain't go 2 skool 4it but he ah muthafukin chef, Make sure da doe's locked cause it's dope erwhere, Ain't nobody runnin in got da choppa in da chair, He dun cooked 6oz got 3 mo left, He ain't go 2 skool 4it but he ah muthafukin chef...


5 in da morning ***** standin in da kitchen left hand on fie right hand ah ***** whipin, A.C. on high ain't no sweatin while he cookin, Make sure da blinds closed so ain't nobody lookin, Cut da cell phone off cause dat muthafuka trippen, Can't talk rite now ah ***** tryin 2 cook ah chicken, Were da bakin soda at cause datz da only thang missin, Sit da ounces on da scale make sure ain't nothin missin...

I dun seen em in da kitchen he ah muthafukin chef, Dope dryin on da towel got da fan 2 hiz left, Got da folk in hiz right hand 40 in hiz belt, He ain't go 2 skool 4it but he ah muthafukin chef, Make sure da doe's locked cause it's dope erwhere, Ain't nobody runnin in got da choppa in da chair, He dun cooked 6oz got 3 mo left, He ain't go 2 skool 4it but he ah muthafukin chef...

Got da stove on high got hiz pantz droped low, Got da music in da bac, Got da towel unda da doe, He finna make ah killing, He only 1 with dope, Phone ranging off da hook he gotta hurry up and go, Were he cookin at location undisclosed, M.O.H. ***** money ova hoes u could break dat **** down or u could sell it all whole, Soon as he get threw cookin dope already sold...


I dun seen em in da kitchen he ah muthafukin chef, Dope dryin on da towel got da fan 2 hiz left, Got da folk in hiz right hand 40 in hiz belt, He ain't go 2 skool 4it but he ah muthafukin chef, Make sure da doe's locked cause it's dope erwhere, Ain't nobody runnin in got da choppa in da chair, He dun cooked 6oz got 3 mo left, He ain't go 2 skool 4it but he ah muthafukin chef...

Gotta hurry up whipin got sales wen he finish, Can't *** up now ah ***** gotta pay attention, Got 1 out stash He ain't worrin bout whipin, Gone sale dust ask just ah multiplied bidness, ***** beast in da kitchen ***** wrist game serius, Wen ya pocketz on swole datz ah real good feeling, ***** rushing like ah ***** ain't no time 2 do da dishes, Streetz needa ***** now gotta go and make ah livin...

EDIT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-N3WrsyZjI
 
Renth

Renth

Smash Hero
Joined
Sep 8, 2005
Messages
5,938
Location
Colver, PA
Try saying this like you're human who is slightly educated. - then I might bother reading it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2AoXEI-UFk - The better version of your location.

Edit: Nevermind, I fixed it for you. You're welcome education is a good thing.

I had seen him in the kitchen, the chef drying on a towel got the fan to his left, Got a fork in his right hand 40 in his belt, he didn't go to school for it but he's the chef, make sure the door is locked cause it's crazy in here, nobody running in got the chopper in the chair, he cooked 6oz and has 3 more left, He didn't go to school for it but he's the chef...


Five in the morning he was standing in the kitchen left hand working right hand whipping, A.C. on high wasn't any sweating while he cooking, make sure the blinds were closed so nobody could see in, turned the cell phone off because he didn't want bothered, can't talk right now trying to cook the chicken. Where is the baking soda? because that's the only thing missing, sit the ounces on the scale make sure there isn't anything missing...


I had seen them in the kitchen the chef, drying on the towel got the fan to his left, Got the fork in his right hand 40 in his belt, he didn't go to school for it but he's the chef, Make sure the doors are locked cause it's crazy in here, nobody running in got the chopper in the chair, He had cooked 6oz and has 3 more left, He didn't go to school for it but he's the chef...


Got the stove on high has his pants lower than usual, got the music in the back, got the towel under the dough, He's going to make a killing, He only one with hope, phone ringing off the hook he has hurry up and go, we're cooking somewhere new today, money over girls you could break that stuff down or you could sell it all together, soon as he got through cooking stuff was already sold...


I had seen him in the kitchen, the chef drying on a towel got the fan to his left, got a fork in his right hand 40 in his belt, He didn't go to school for it but he's the chef, make sure the door is locked cause it's crazy in here, Nobody running in got the chopper in the chair, he cooked 6oz and has 3 more left, He didn't go to school for it but he's the chef...


Got to finish his sales when he finishes, can't mess up now oh man got to pay attention, got one out he isn't worrying about whipping, one sale just multiplied business, man was a beast in the kitchen he was very serious, When your pockets are full that's a good days work, mans rushing like crazy no time to do the dishes, streets need a man now got to go and make a living...
 
T3h Albino

T3h Albino

Smash Master
Joined
Aug 16, 2008
Messages
3,160
Location
Snellville GA
i wanna post ****ty lyrics too ! *cept TDWP is pretty good ;3*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCil-kLGkvc

Put the pounds in the trash can Gucci do the dishes,
Don't nobody nobody **** with my kitchen
Bought a old school then I sat it on 6's
How u cop it Gucci, plenty working in the kitchen

Put the pounds in the trash can Gucci do the dishes,
Don't nobody nobody **** with my kitchen
Bought a old school then I sat it on 6's
How u cop it, how u get it, plenty working in the kitchen

Thirty thousand dollars for the So Icy squad
Thousand pound deal for the so icy boys
Gucci unquriest a so icy shark
Selling white chalk tryna duck these narcs
Buffalo and horns that's a D.U.B
34 inch ash ante's on the humphy
Whole lotta purp, whole lotta green,
Whole hep of white, large amount of beans
Got dem collard greens, sell allot of things
4 plus a 4 dog that's a chicken wings
Trapping in a drought, money in the vault
Bring me another pot and another vault
GUCCI

Put the pounds in the trash can Gucci do the dishes,
Don't nobody nobody **** with my kitchen
Bought a old school then I sat it on 6's
How u cop it Gucci, plenty working in the kitchen

Put the pounds in the trash can Gucci do the dishes,
Don't nobody nobody **** with my kitchen
Bought a old school then I sat it on 6's
How u cop it, how u get it, plenty working in the kitchen

Gucci don't care, scale like yeah,
Mojos there, egg beaters there
Our beater, block beater o.j here
Oh my god it's zone 6 year
Zone 6 chimps, boulder crest bear
Zone 6 rims, and boulder crest jills
30 inches got me looking down on him
And I'm so high it's so lonely up here
Jumping out the vert it's some *****es over there
Big booty *****es loves a good cooking player
Bricks in the basement, pills in the cabinet
Pounds in the closet, money in the attack
GUCCI

Put the pounds in the trash can Gucci do the dishes,
Don't nobody nobody **** with my kitchen
Bought a old school then I sat it on 6's
How u cop it Gucci, plenty working in the kitchen

Put the pounds in the trash can Gucci do the dishes,
Don't nobody nobody **** with my kitchen
Bought a old school then I sat it on 6's
How u cop it, how u get it, plenty working in the kitchen

Dope bowl crack, now we getting mad
But we ain't really lost cuss we can ice-a-toil dat ***
When we bringing route, bring it to ya doe
Money on the flo, bring money to the door
GUCCI

Put the pounds in the trash can Gucci do the dishes,
Don't nobody nobody **** with my kitchen
Bought a old school then I sat it on 6's
How u cop it Gucci, plenty working in the kitchen

Put the pounds in the trash can Gucci do the dishes,
Don't nobody nobody **** with my kitchen
Bought a old school then I sat it on 6's
How u cop it, how u get it, plenty working in the kitchen
 
DC

DC

Smash Cadet
Joined
Dec 30, 2001
Messages
55
You wanna rap about ****in cooking you *****?

Every single day, stress comes in every way
I ain't got no time for nobody
My style is rich, dope, phat in which
We'll make a cake that looks rich

Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl
M-I-X the flour into the bowl
Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl
M-I-X the flour into the bowl

Baking a cake, yes, means you gotta try
I'm doing this for years, but don't ask me why

Butter butter butter joins the bowl
We're making us a cake that you never seen before
Heat up the oven, now we're on a roll
Cheap cheap cheap's the name of my soul

The other day, I was called a little turkey
But I'm a chicken, got it? Ya beef jerky!

Put the cake in the oven for a while
Leave it there, come on, clean the pile
Put the cake in the oven for a while
Leave it there, come on, clean the pile
Here, I got a little sample
'Cause ample time's just what we don't have

A chicken in the kitchen is making all the sound
The cake is done while we were sitting around

All we gotta do is apply the final touches
Take out the shrimp, the clam and the perches
The perch goes here, the clam goes there
The litte tiny shrimps just go everywhere
Whatever you like's in the middle, fiddle
Seafood cake comes just like the riddle
 
Purple

Purple

Hi guys!
Joined
Mar 26, 2009
Messages
10,383
Location
Duluth, Georgia
DC said:
Every single day, stress comes in every way
I ain't got no time for nobody
My style is rich, dope, phat in which
We'll make a cake that looks rich

Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl
M-I-X the flour into the bowl
Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl
M-I-X the flour into the bowl

Baking a cake, yes, means you gotta try
I'm doing this for years, but don't ask me why

Butter butter butter joins the bowl
We're making us a cake that you never seen before
Heat up the oven, now we're on a roll
Cheap cheap cheap's the name of my soul

The other day, I was called a little turkey
But I'm a chicken, got it? Ya beef jerky!

Put the cake in the oven for a while
Leave it there, come on, clean the pile
Put the cake in the oven for a while
Leave it there, come on, clean the pile
Here, I got a little sample
'Cause ample time's just what we don't have

A chicken in the kitchen is making all the sound
The cake is done while we were sitting around

All we gotta do is apply the final touches
Take out the shrimp, the clam and the perches
The perch goes here, the clam goes there
The litte tiny shrimps just go everywhere
Whatever you like's in the middle, fiddle
Seafood cake comes just like the riddle
Click to expand...

so **** important ^
 
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