Celebrity Mafia: The Revenge of Elin Nordegren (GAME OVER! Did Elin get her revenge?)

[Swiss]

Was talking to J when he faked the town flip.

Shoulda seen my face. I felt like a douche.

Then I realised I was awesome.

 

[th3kuzinator]

loool I can imagine.

 

[#HBC | Nabe]

Wasn't looking for a hammer just yet, lol. Went out to go pick up two freshly groomed dogs. I was hoping Cello might be able to answer my question.

Anyway, real cop should cop Swiss to clear up miller confusion. I won't be finishing my reread until tonight, but if Twilight is 24 hours then I'll be done and caught up before the flip.

 

[th3kuzinator]

This is honestly for Swiss' MLG status right here.

I'd be freaking out.

 

[Swiss]

Nabe I'm not miller. 100% legit.

Am I MLG or MLFAIL?

 

[TigerWoods]

END OF DAY ONE

...

The Town Hall grew silent as the citizens of Hollywood cast their final votes on who to execute. The light in the room had shifted from a bright yellow to a deep orange reminicent of blood...

"KILL HER... KILL HER!" chanted the audience in unison.

"Guys, why don't we kill Fergie instead? She totally ruined the Superbowl Halftime Show! AND like She totally wasn't hot..." said a stupid sounding voice from the crowd.

"FERGIE HAS BEEN DEAD YOU TWIT!" cried the the audience in unison.

KILL HER.... KILL HER... SHE'S BEHIND THE MURDERS. THEY WE'RE ALL HER FAULT.

So the town devised an ingenious way to kill their target...





"Let's go take a Taxi to the club!" said Cello_Marl.
"Sure thing." replied Cello's boyfriend.





The town decided to videotape the moment they had all been waiting for...

THE TAPE (ITS A VIDEO!!!)

The town planted a bomb in a bag and placed it on the middle of the road so that they could blow it up remotely while Cello passed by. . .

"Why... why did you kill her? WHY DID YOU KILL MY LOVE?" yelled David Boreanaz(Town NPC).

"It was her... SHE KILLED FERGIE!" chanted the town.

"YOU FOOLS! IT WAS HER WHO WAS LEADING THE HOLLYWOOD PD ON THE MURDER CASES!"

"What have we done..."

Emily Deschanel(Cello_Marl), Town Sane Cop/Forensic Examiner, has been killed by a bomb in the bag which was placed by the citizens of Hollywood.

NIGHT ONE BEGINS

Night Actions Due Thursday, 2/10/11 at 11:59 PM EST.

PM THEM TO ME
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[TigerWoods]

End of Night One
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As the sun rose into the sky, the citizens of Hollywood regrouped from their homes and held another meeting. The killers have still not been caught and they had punished their very own innocent cop the last day... More had to be done.

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Suddenly, a person from the crowd screamed… "Look at the news!"

“Hi this is Katie Couric Live from Hollywood. Disturbing news today as another new murder has occurred. Republican Sarah Palin has been hanged from the roof of a house.”

“Coroners state that the perpetrators must have been especially brutal, since they calcified her skin with salts imported from Sweden. It looks like she could almost be a mannequin at this stage.”

rPSI, Sarah Palin (Town Politician)[FONT=&quot]had her skin calcified by Swedish-imported salts and was hanged from a roof.[/FONT]



The crowd grew silent… until one by one members of the audience began to shout out their grievances:

"Oh my god, NO MORE MOOSE BURGERS!" cried Sally Struthers (Town NPC).

“There’s no way I’ll win the 2012 Presidential election now!” cried Barrack Obama (Town NPC).

“Now I can’t make fun of my wife since the average IQ of women has increased…” whispered another.

[FONT=&quot]"Wal-Mart... do they like make walls there?"[/FONT]

“…Never mind, I STILL GOT IT!”

Day Two Begins!

Votecount​

1. Axel (J/Zen) (0)
2. Swiss (0)
4. GERTY (0)
5. -Dourin-X- (0)
6. Nabe (0)
7. -Joey- (0)
8. July (0)
10. Kuz (0)
11. Delvro (0)
12. Clownbot(0)

Not voting: Axel, Swiss, GERTY, Dourin-X, Nabe, Joey, July, Kuz, Delvro, Clownbot

With 10 alive it takes 6 to Lynch!

Deadline will be FEBURARY 16th at 11:59 PM

 

[rPSIvysaur]

Bah... Russia... is... slipping out... of view.

 

[Swiss]

Lol at Cello, but I'm town anyway.

So lynch Clown?

Vote Clown

Should re-read.

 

[July]

Need to look back over rPSI's connections.

Cello was town ;-; grrrr

If I get lynched, lynch Swiss, Kuz and...I'm not sure who the third is.

I disagree with Cello's dying policy on Swiss, I can't imagine him fighting so hard to lynch Cello as scum when he could have just let Kuz and Axel push the lynch to the end of the Day, which probably still would have worked.

Kuz, Axel, I want your scum picks, and I want legit reasons, no freaking meta, that was half of the battle over Cello.

Vote: Clownbot

Hmm, Clowbot coming in for the lynch out of nowhere, pretty scummy. Not like I've been saying that like all game, but this just emphasizes it.

Also, Dourin, how are you feeling about the lynch/nk? A little birdie whispered in my ear to be suspicious of you. Anyone in particular who you think would want you dead?

 

[Fried Ice Cream]

Also, Dourin, how are you feeling about the lynch/nk? A little birdie whispered in my ear to be suspicious of you. Anyone in particular who you think would want you dead?

As a person, happy that it wasn't me, because I'm finally at a day 2, but not happy as a player, because we lost 2 PR's in one day. If town has a politician and a cop, you can bet there's either 3 scum or 2 scum with a power role. I'd rather want this to be a good lynch now.

Who would want me dead...?
Delvro and ROXY, but maybe Axel as well. These are all guesses with little ground, I can't really tell who wants me dead, because it's probably everyone!
Also, I'm fine with this:

Lynch Kuz and Delvro after me if I die. If I live, I'll explain my change to Delvro. If not, do it anyway if you know what's good for you.

Vote: Kuz
You're hot.

 

[Swiss]

Dourin, why do you think rPSI was killed?

 

[Fried Ice Cream]

>implying I plan on listing out my reads.
Spoils the fun IMO

Because of this, and mainly not really making cases or finding anyone openly suspicious. He hasn't spoken out, so he was the target that couldn't really be backtraced. He might have crumbed his suspicions, but I suck at picking those up.

 

[Swiss]

So you think he was killed because scum he left no connection?

Thus, do you agree that scum like the situation they find themselves in toDay, and as such, previous suspects are not likely to flip scum?

 

[Dooms]

Swiss why clownbot? >_>

Vote: Swiss

I'll say why after or at school.

 

[Clownbot]

Cello lynch was inevitable. The way I went about hammering was kind of dumb, I apologize, but it was bound to happen at one point or another. If Cello/Swiss didn't lie the lynch wouldn't have happened, no questions about it. Before you accuse me of anything, yes, I am placing the blame. Where it deserves to be placed.

Going to school now.

 

[Swiss]

Please elaborate about how specifically each of us lied, and how this contributed to the lynch.

Next, take some stances on who you think deserves to die toDay.

 

[th3kuzinator]

I will be the first today to say I was dead wrong about my Cello reads. **** happens.

Because of this, and mainly not really making cases or finding anyone openly suspicious. He hasn't spoken out, so he was the target that couldn't really be backtraced.

@Dourin, Pretty astute observation there for someone who has never played scum before. Unless, of course, you want to tell us something.

I was actually really expecting Nabe to end up hammering Cello as he bussed Swiss in a heart beat in YT memes.

@July, why was part of that post in pink? Would you have reason to suspect me if I said I am very confident you're town.

@Swiss, italicized, same question to you.

@Joey, I expect to see that reasoning.

@Delvro, when will you be caught up/useful? Scum reads?

@Clown, why do I want to lynch you yet suspect you're not scum.

@Axel, You said you wanted to lynch Roxy toDay regardless of Cello's flip. I am not opposed to this one bit.

@Roxy, I don't like you.



Enough for now, if anyone has questions for me ask them asap. I will be leaving to go to the city in a few hours and won't be back until mid-day Saturday, possible night.

 

[Swiss]

If you're telling me you believe Dourin is town then I'll take it at face value. I wouldn't suspect you for calling me town as I'm obv.

 

[th3kuzinator]

No, actually my point on Dourin was to comment on quite the opposite. I don't like that he correctly assessed a likely mentality for a scum NK when he himself has never been scum in a game.

I just have this weird feeling that you and July are town. Take it as gut for now, my reasoning will become apparent later.

@Swiss, out of Roxy, Dourin, and Clownbot who would you go for toDay?

 

[Swiss]

Clown.

But I haven't re-read.

 

[th3kuzinator]

unvote; vote clown

Although you say you thought the Cello lynch was inevitable you previously supported Cello's argument over mine during the majority of D1. What made you turn on this read and hammer Cello before he was able to comment on Delvro and myself? Do you acknowledge that what you did makes you look incredibly scummy? If so, why did you put the blame on yourself then immediately deflect attention onto Cello and Swiss in your 896?

 

[Purple]

Will read later.

 

[Purple]

Shouldn't we lynch Swiss/Kuz or something?

I mean that is kinda what Cello said to do -_-.

Also rPSI had a relatively town read on me before he died; how do you guys feel about that?

Okay now i'm seriously going to work, will read when i get home.

 

[Fried Ice Cream]

Maybe Clown wanted to cut the Day off early because Cello was going to comment on one of his partners? Or is this just too farfetched?

 

[Delvro]

Honestly, while I do think Clown has played a sketchy game so far, I don't feel comfortable voting for him. What I think is more likely than Clown being scum is that the Mafia saw that he is an easy lynch target. Three votes piled on him very quickly, before I even got a chance to see the Night Kill. Not to mention that at two of the people on his wagon are people I'm very suspicious of.

Everyone on Cello's wagon is scummy except maybe GERTY.
Swiss. Kuz. Your case on Cello was ridiculous. You both know Cello meta as well as I do and you seem to have completely thrown it out the window to push for his lynch. Cello's town meta:
a) Cello was in the top 3 posters: Check
b) Cello fakeclaimed and then flip-flopped his claim around: Check
c) Cello browbeats people (like you): Check
Good lord, you'd have to either be completely dense, or not know (for whatever reason) that Cello meta has proven to ALWAYS BE RELIABLE to consider Cello's lynch. Either that, or scum.

Now you're BOTH moving immediately from Cello to Clownbot, I'm assuming (although Swiss never really explained) for joining the Cello wagon and hammering. Way to pass the hot potato.

So to wrap up, I don't think the Clownbot wagon is dumb, but I do think it's scummy. Scummy like Swiss, and scummy like Kuz. I think they're a team, (mostly) ignoring each other while chasing after the same guy. They both need to die before D3. Swiss should get lynched. Kuz should get vigged.

Vote: Swiss

Maybe Clown wanted to cut the Day off early because Cello was going to comment on one of his partners? Or is this just too farfetched?

To believe this statement, you'd first have to accept that Clown is scum... but you're voting Kuz, one of his partners that Cello almost commented on. So I ask you... Do you really believe your statement?

 

[Fried Ice Cream]

It wasn't a statement, as much as a suggestion. I don't really believe it to be true, but I might as well share my thoughts.

 

[th3kuzinator]

@Delvro, you basically just made a whole post saying that me and swiss are scum yet you vote Swiss and simply say I should be vigged. What made you Swiss over myself and, furthermore, why are you assuming there is a vig? Reeks of you trying to push the blame on Cello's other two suspects despite him telling us you're also scum. You also completely ignored all the scumCello meta that was presented to us early game and only hone in on the parts that could look town. You should also, you know, read the thread as I have not been avoiding Swiss.

Also, explain to me why Gerty is the only non-scummy player on the wagon. Why are July, Dourin and Axel scummy?

 

[Delvro]

Scum Cello meta? Yeah, right. The Cello lynch was really freaking dumb and you should have known better than to pursue it.

I could care less about Cello's reads. MY reads are you and Swiss are scum.

If you want to be lynched instead, be my guest.

 

[th3kuzinator]

I am asking why Swiss is scummier than me. Or did you just arbitrarily choose Swiss? Bring up specifics.

Also, explain to me why Gerty is the only non-scummy player on the wagon. Why are July, Dourin and Axel scummy?

Answer it.

 

[Delvro]

Lollll Kuz you really need to die.

Gerty is not scummy because he has been acting... not scummy. Opposite for July, Dourin, and Axel, although Dourin his acting scummy even though he's probably not.

Vote: Swiss for emphasis.

 

[July]

I will be the first today to say I was dead wrong about my Cello reads. **** happens.



@Dourin, Pretty astute observation there for someone who has never played scum before. Unless, of course, you want to tell us something.

I was actually really expecting Nabe to end up hammering Cello as he bussed Swiss in a heart beat in YT memes.

@July, why was part of that post in pink? Would you have reason to suspect me if I said I am very confident you're town.

@Swiss, italicized, same question to you.

@Joey, I expect to see that reasoning.

@Delvro, when will you be caught up/useful? Scum reads?

@Clown, why do I want to lynch you yet suspect you're not scum.

@Axel, You said you wanted to lynch Roxy toDay regardless of Cello's flip. I am not opposed to this one bit.

@Roxy, I don't like you.



Enough for now, if anyone has questions for me ask them asap. I will be leaving to go to the city in a few hours and won't be back until mid-day Saturday, possible night.

Part of the post was in pink because it was addressed to Dourin, so it seemed appropriate. Also, I will provide my input on my scum reads as much as possible, but no matter who I believe is scum at the end of the Day I am required to have my vote on Dourin, or else I am punished. Figured I'd throw that out there now, as I will be quite interested in people's interactions with Dourin, considering someone wants him dead.

The fact that you are very confident I'm town wouldn't make me any more or less suspicious of you, I intended to keep my eye on you and I will only be suspicious of you if you give me reason to be. Like I said, of the 3 people who lead the Cello lynch, you had the best reasoning and Swiss had the least motivation to take such bold action as scum. Still waiting for new input from Axel, but suspicion of him has only increased from the lynch/nk.

Shouldn't we lynch Swiss/Kuz or something?

I mean that is kinda what Cello said to do -_-.

Also rPSI had a relatively town read on me before he died; how do you guys feel about that?

Okay now i'm seriously going to work, will read when i get home.

Will answer this in next, separate post because it relates to some other points I want to make.

Everyone on Cello's wagon is scummy except maybe GERTY.

Okay, so to clarify, you find Axel, Dourin, Clownbot, Kuz, Swiss, and myself scummy, right? What about Nabe, Joey, and Roxy, and why is Roxy exempt out of everyone on Cello's wagon?

 

[Purple]

Joey was on the cello wagon? I can't check the votecount to see because I'm stripped for time and still at work

 

[July]

Ninja'd by Delvro, but I'm still not seeing why Roxy is just not scummy. In fact, I find his question in post #904 scummy.

Post of elaboration (which I started this morning but couldn't finish until now because of class):

Dourin is right that rPSI didn't have many blatant reads/scum picks, but I went through and looked at his discussions on everyone here, broken down through his posts. 0 is null, - is negative/scummy, and + is positive/town. These are just based on how rPSI felt about everyone else, not how everyone else felt or reacted to him.

Roxy: 0,0,0,0,0,+
Axel: -,-,-,0,0,-
Cello: +,0,+,-,-,+,-,-,-,0
Dourin: -,-
Nabe: -, 0
Clowbot: -
Kuz: -,-
July: 0, -
Joey: 0
Swiss: 0,0

rPSI discussed Roxy and Cello the most, and Clowbot and Joey the least. Content wise, he had the most town read on Roxy, eventually calling Roxy vt, and had the most heated negative interactions with Axel and Dourin. Null reads on Joey and Swiss, and surprisely he never mentioned Delvro at all.

Roxy, the fact that he called you vt creates a dilemma, because as I see it, it gives you just as much reason to lynch him as to keep him alive if you are town. He already declared you are town, so if you are scum it would be good to just get rid of him now before you slip up and he changes his mind. The fact that you pointed out that he thought you were town before he died makes me suspicious you could have considered that, and that killing someone while they think you are town will make it easy to convince town it wasn't you. Idk, it sounds overly suspicious as I say it, but it concerns me nevertheless.

 

[Fried Ice Cream]

Part of the post was in pink because it was addressed to Dourin, so it seemed appropriate. Also, I will provide my input on my scum reads as much as possible, but no matter who I believe is scum at the end of the Day I am required to have my vote on Dourin, or else I am punished. Figured I'd throw that out there now, as I will be quite interested in people's interactions with Dourin, considering someone wants him dead.

Do you know what your punishment is? And can you tell us?

 

[July]

Joey was on the cello wagon? I can't check the votecount to see because I'm stripped for time and still at work

No, I might have worded that incorrectly, I was asking what your read is one the remaining people who weren't on the Cello wagon, as in Joey and Nabe. Then as a separate question why is Roxy exempt from suspicion, although you already answered that, vaguely.

 

[July]

@Dourin, my punishment wasn't specified.

 

[Swiss]

Forewarning - My laptop has just broken. I may not have internet access except for brief intervals in the mornings for a while.

@ Mod - be on the lookout for replacments, I cannot guarantee I'll be able to play. Apologies to players.

 

[TigerWoods]

Votecount
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1. Axel (J/Zen) (0)
2. Swiss (2) Joey, Delvro
4. GERTY (0)
5. -Dourin-X- (0)
6. Nabe (0)
7. -Joey- (0)
8. July (0)
10. Kuz (1) Dourin
11. Delvro (0)
12. Clownbot(3) Swiss, July, Kuz

Not voting: Axel, Roxy, Nabe, Clownbot

With 10 alive it takes 6 to Lynch!

Deadline will be FEBURARY 16th at 11:59 PM

 

[th3kuzinator]

@July, out of Dourin, Roxy and Clownbot, who would you lynch toDay?

What about Delvro?