Brawl Taunts

[Jason546]

A game where your character will say something he/she will never say in Super Smash Brothers Brawl. If you want some examples then watch the video link below.

I got the idea from this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSNVMugRqTs

 

[AlexoftheAura]

Lucario:Here comes Super Vegeta's BIG BANG ATTACK!

 

[Kinzer]

Ike (Down-Taunt): Is that all?

 

[kingdom-triforce]

Marth's Side taunt: I can speak English now. :D

 

[Xanthus]

Sonic: You're too slow... but unfortunately speed isn't necessarily rewarded in this slow defensive game.

 

[airsmasher]

Mario: You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!

 

[Zelgius]

Falco : Down taunt:
'Hands off my bread'

 

[Jason546]

Zero Suit Samus's down taunt: can i kiss a sexy guy now?

 

[Kinzer]

Jiggpyuff (Up-taunt): Jigglypwned! *wink wink*.

 

[Psychoace]

Show me ya boobs!

 

[YamiJorie]

Ganondorf: GOING SUPER SAIYAN

 

[7ACE7]

LOl. I've seen it a couple times and I think it was funnier the second time.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

It was even worse than I remember the second time around.

 

[Cease Tick]

This isn't a Forum game...

 

[smashbot226]

It was even worse than I remember the second time around.

That's only because you hate Brawl. Then again, you may hate it because your sense of humor is as acute as a reindeer's bumhole.

 

[Fuggles]

Ike: Aw, that's so sad! I have so much sympathy for you. <3

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

That's only because you hate Brawl. Then again, you may hate it because your sense of humor is as acute as a reindeer's bumhole.

...My sense of humor is perfect.

That lacked anything even slightly similar to humor.

 

[smashbot226]

It wasn't supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be a note about your personality judging from a rough standpoint.

THIS is funny:

If "pro" is the opposite of "con" what's the opposite of "progress"?

If you don't get it then you're what makes America stupid.

 

[Scinn]

robs down taunt: what now you just got owned by a stupid robot that almost nobody in nintendo knows about

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

It wasn't supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be a note about your personality judging from a rough standpoint.

THIS is funny:

If "pro" is the opposite of "con" what's the opposite of "progress"?

If you don't get it then you're what makes America stupid.

Why'd you insult my sense of humor if it's not suppose to be funny than?

My personality doesn't like you

 

[Cease Tick]

It wasn't supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be a note about your personality judging from a rough standpoint.

THIS is funny:

If "pro" is the opposite of "con" what's the opposite of "progress"?

If you don't get it then you're what makes America stupid.

This isn't funny either.

 

[Lemonwater]

Lucas's trip - "Stupid Sakurai!"

 

[smashbot226]

Why'd you insult my sense of humor if it's not suppose to be funny than?

My personality doesn't like you

1. Because I'm saying you're a killjoy. Although I must admit, there IS relatively little joy to kill here.

2. Your personality is a bad judge of character.

To Cease Tick:

I'm assuming you didn't get it moron or you don't have sophistication enough to appreciate political humor.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

1. Because I'm saying you're a killjoy. Although I must admit, there IS relatively little joy to kill here.

2. Your personality is a bad judge of character.

To Cease Tick:

I'm assuming you didn't get it moron or you don't have sophistication enough to appreciate political humor.

Well, to #2, that's especially true when associated with woman/ girls, whatever...

 

[Cease Tick]

1. Because I'm saying you're a killjoy. Although I must admit, there IS relatively little joy to kill here.

2. Your personality is a bad judge of character.

To Cease Tick:

I'm assuming you didn't get it moron or you don't have sophistication enough to appreciate political humor.

It's been told a million times. LOL CON-GRESS I GET IT DURR...
Edit: and also the humor is usually lost when you say "lol this is funny laugh at it" before you tell the joke...

 

[smashbot226]

Well, to #2, that's especially true when associated with woman/ girls, whatever...

Most of them are probably as sour as you are.

@ Tick: It's one of those jokes that lose little funniness over time- it's still a classic.

 

[The furosious robot has left]

any of meta knight's: Woah! my tornado *****!

 

[Dogysamich]

Metaknight: Come back when Im not broken.
Capfal up taunt: "WHY AM I SO BAD?"

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Link's taunt:I'm horrid for the third time... *sigh*

 

[Linkwearsgreen]

Link's taunt:I'm horrid for the third time... *sigh*

We all know he is the best, don't kid yourself. Lol.

Metaknight: Bite me.

 

[3rd Ice Climber]

IC' up taunt:You can have.....MY SMALL GAY DANCE!!
Mr.GaW Bell taunt:INTRUDER
Toon Link Side taunt:Dude,wheres my boat?

 

[Lupito]

(hen Kirby says Hi and waves his hands): YATZEE!!!!!!
Metaknight:gay

 

[A1lion835]

Snake: Mmm Zero Suit Samus

 

[sonicshadowshowdown]

Kirby Down Taunt: BYEEEE
Peach's Down Taunt: I ***** slapped yo ***
Donkey Kong side taunt: Stupid Fleas
Mario Up taunt: Oh yeh im bigger im bigge- oh what the HELL! WHY CANT I JUST STAY BIG!

 

[Brave Hippo]

Mario Up Taunt: Mushrooms make you bigger AND smaller! Mamma mia!

Pits Side Taunt: The fight is NOT on!

Ganondorfs Down Taunt: Whats the point in using a sword, anyway? It hasnt helped Link in the past three games....

 

[Eor]

I'm ashamed as a mod that I didn't close this earlier

this isn't a forum game