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Brawl characters we hate
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Ca$hoholic
Smash Journeyman
you mean how he is stronger then mewtwo in EVERY way? and looks cooler too?
LMAO xD Sigg'd!
Dime
Smash Journeyman
Bowser.
I mean come on! What does a larger lizard want with a pretty petite blonde like Peach anyway? She is way out of his league.
I mean come on! What does a larger lizard want with a pretty petite blonde like Peach anyway? She is way out of his league.
ROOOOY!
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Don't hate the player, hate the game!
Nah, I'm kidding, I love SSBB.
And hah at the guy hating the whole roster, an obvious sony fanboy. I know, like he said, Snake sometimes seems a bit out of place in the game, but Sephiroth? Are you ****ting me?
tirkaro
Smash Champion
He may look cooler if you're a furry or a 10 year old.
But if you're actually normal, you would know that mewtwo=pimp.
I don't hate any characters, but some annoy me.
Marth: I don't hate him as much as I hate his Smash fanbase. By his Smash fanbase I mean Smash players who love him and have NEVER TOUCHED A FE GAME. It angers me about how they go on about how great he is and how much they love the character when they know NOTHING about him. Argh. He's a good 1 v 1 match though, gives my Ike a challenge.
Ike: I use him all the time, but he can be made almost unusable by some of the quicker characters unless you know exactly what you're doing. He's hard to use because all of his moves take FOREVER that you have to strategically plan even the simplest of hits. And yet, that's not even what angers me. He wasn't a very slow character in his game, and his Ragnell had long range attacks (which would have been a much better B than Eruption). Where did Eruption even come from? It's simply an attempt to replace Roy, because Roy got cut mid-developement. Why can't I go pew pew with mah swordeh? Children are crying due to lack of pew pew now.
Link: My god I have yet to find a good Link player. In fact, I have yet to see anyone make Link even usable. He has bad knockback, he's slow, and his projectiles aren't very good either.
Toon Link: Very little is varied from Link, aside from speed and jumping ability. He's a great character, but the clone is oozing out of him. 'Sides, I wanted Mia or Sothe D=
Space Animals: Their names. FOX? REALLY? FALCO? OHMAGOD. WOLF? LIKE GASP. I'm sure their mothers loved them. They must have been creative GENIUSES in their youth, writing stories about FROG AND TOAD. In fact, the story was called FROG AND TOAD and the main charactes were FROG AND TOAD. My god I loved that book as a kid. Yet, it's not even the fact that original names are unfindable- Slippy the Toad, Peppy the Hare, etc., it's just that the company SUCKS WITH MAIN CHARACTER NAMES.
Olimar: No idea, I just don't like him
Ivysaur: Best Pokemon ever. Too bad Sakurai killed him. With a rusty spoon.
Black Knight/Mia/Sothe/Micaiah/Ranulf/Volug/Hector/Guy/Raven/Soren/Karel/Heath/Jill: For not even making it in the game. You all broke my heart ;.;
Diddy Kong: Get off my face
Sonic: His homing attack is as good as it was in Sonic Adventure. Hello Mr. Pit! LIVE AND LEARRRRRN
Pit: I don't like his robes.
Capt. Falcon: Why does F-Zero only get one rep? FE gets two? Metroid gets two? Yet Pokemon gets seven, Zelda gets five, and Super Mario Bros gets six? Blasphemy. Also, your pink man nipples unnerve me.
Zero Suit Samus: Use your whip like, ten times more and maybe we can start talking. Also, I hate having to go reselect Samus every time I want to use you. Sorry babe, it's ovah D=
Triple D: Sakurai did his voice. No more needs to be said.
Luigi: Why so scared? WHY? WHY? IS IT NINTY AGAIN? EVER SINCE THAT GAME LUIGI, EVER SINCE THAT GAME. WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO?
Peach: Veggies
Mario: F.L.U.D.D
Ganondorf: Take out your sword and FIGHT ME
Metaknight: Uair! Uair! Uair! Uair!
Roy: For being cut mid-developement and thus lowering the number of FE reps respectively.
Wario: His nose is so.... ew
Snake: Grenade happy
G&W: He never lets you down. Literally. Little two dimensional critter keeps using his UAIR >.<
Bowser: For not being as strong as Ike. Also for not having his thunder and gravity defying powers from Galaxy
Squirtle: For not evolving into Wartortle
Charizard: For not having its shiny (black) version as an alternate costume
Pokemon Trainer: For not having Poke Trainer Blue as a rival character
R.O.B: PRIORITY.EXE
Megaman/X/Zero/Axl/Zero's second body/Bass/Roll/ZX (in all four of its incarnations)/Sigma/.NET: Not making it into the game. WHY DO THEY ALWAYS LEAVE ME? FIRST FE AND NOW YOU MEAGMAN? *Wrists*
Samus: Why is your lahzor smaller mommy?
I assure you I love every Smash Bros Character very much =P
Marth: I don't hate him as much as I hate his Smash fanbase. By his Smash fanbase I mean Smash players who love him and have NEVER TOUCHED A FE GAME. It angers me about how they go on about how great he is and how much they love the character when they know NOTHING about him. Argh. He's a good 1 v 1 match though, gives my Ike a challenge.
Ike: I use him all the time, but he can be made almost unusable by some of the quicker characters unless you know exactly what you're doing. He's hard to use because all of his moves take FOREVER that you have to strategically plan even the simplest of hits. And yet, that's not even what angers me. He wasn't a very slow character in his game, and his Ragnell had long range attacks (which would have been a much better B than Eruption). Where did Eruption even come from? It's simply an attempt to replace Roy, because Roy got cut mid-developement. Why can't I go pew pew with mah swordeh? Children are crying due to lack of pew pew now.
Link: My god I have yet to find a good Link player. In fact, I have yet to see anyone make Link even usable. He has bad knockback, he's slow, and his projectiles aren't very good either.
Toon Link: Very little is varied from Link, aside from speed and jumping ability. He's a great character, but the clone is oozing out of him. 'Sides, I wanted Mia or Sothe D=
Space Animals: Their names. FOX? REALLY? FALCO? OHMAGOD. WOLF? LIKE GASP. I'm sure their mothers loved them. They must have been creative GENIUSES in their youth, writing stories about FROG AND TOAD. In fact, the story was called FROG AND TOAD and the main charactes were FROG AND TOAD. My god I loved that book as a kid. Yet, it's not even the fact that original names are unfindable- Slippy the Toad, Peppy the Hare, etc., it's just that the company SUCKS WITH MAIN CHARACTER NAMES.
Olimar: No idea, I just don't like him
Ivysaur: Best Pokemon ever. Too bad Sakurai killed him. With a rusty spoon.
Black Knight/Mia/Sothe/Micaiah/Ranulf/Volug/Hector/Guy/Raven/Soren/Karel/Heath/Jill: For not even making it in the game. You all broke my heart ;.;
Diddy Kong: Get off my face
Sonic: His homing attack is as good as it was in Sonic Adventure. Hello Mr. Pit! LIVE AND LEARRRRRN
Pit: I don't like his robes.
Capt. Falcon: Why does F-Zero only get one rep? FE gets two? Metroid gets two? Yet Pokemon gets seven, Zelda gets five, and Super Mario Bros gets six? Blasphemy. Also, your pink man nipples unnerve me.
Zero Suit Samus: Use your whip like, ten times more and maybe we can start talking. Also, I hate having to go reselect Samus every time I want to use you. Sorry babe, it's ovah D=
Triple D: Sakurai did his voice. No more needs to be said.
Luigi: Why so scared? WHY? WHY? IS IT NINTY AGAIN? EVER SINCE THAT GAME LUIGI, EVER SINCE THAT GAME. WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO?
Peach: Veggies
Mario: F.L.U.D.D
Ganondorf: Take out your sword and FIGHT ME
Metaknight: Uair! Uair! Uair! Uair!
Roy: For being cut mid-developement and thus lowering the number of FE reps respectively.
Wario: His nose is so.... ew
Snake: Grenade happy
G&W: He never lets you down. Literally. Little two dimensional critter keeps using his UAIR >.<
Bowser: For not being as strong as Ike. Also for not having his thunder and gravity defying powers from Galaxy
Squirtle: For not evolving into Wartortle
Charizard: For not having its shiny (black) version as an alternate costume
Pokemon Trainer: For not having Poke Trainer Blue as a rival character
R.O.B: PRIORITY.EXE
Megaman/X/Zero/Axl/Zero's second body/Bass/Roll/ZX (in all four of its incarnations)/Sigma/.NET: Not making it into the game. WHY DO THEY ALWAYS LEAVE ME? FIRST FE AND NOW YOU MEAGMAN? *Wrists*
Samus: Why is your lahzor smaller mommy?
I assure you I love every Smash Bros Character very much =P
Completely agree on hating ZSS. Not so much the way the character plays in the game but the *IDEA* of her just pisses me off.
Which brings me to Ike, Marth, and equally Roy. I hate them all. Smash is a fighting game with quirky characters and animated moves, these characters are just way too "real" imo, they don't fit with the theme of the game. (As an aside, I REALLY like what they did with Toon Link)
Sonic, for the exact opposite reason I hate ZSS. Sonic is just terribly, terribly, terribly boring to actually play as.
OH, RIDLEY. It's bad enough he's not a playable character (ESP with **** like gliding added in) but they put him in as a boss just to taunt us. I'd rather like him as a playable charcter, but in his current incarnation it feels more like Nintendo is just spitting in my face instead.
Which brings me to Ike, Marth, and equally Roy. I hate them all. Smash is a fighting game with quirky characters and animated moves, these characters are just way too "real" imo, they don't fit with the theme of the game. (As an aside, I REALLY like what they did with Toon Link)
Sonic, for the exact opposite reason I hate ZSS. Sonic is just terribly, terribly, terribly boring to actually play as.
OH, RIDLEY. It's bad enough he's not a playable character (ESP with **** like gliding added in) but they put him in as a boss just to taunt us. I'd rather like him as a playable charcter, but in his current incarnation it feels more like Nintendo is just spitting in my face instead.
Smash Muffin
Smash Rookie
Just like in Melee, I hate Peach. I just hate the way she plays, I can tolerate everyone else though.
Cohen
Smash Apprentice
I hate sonic ...cuz he had WAY too much Hype and hes pretty much ****ty....don't flame me sonic users O.O
Lib3r4t3
Smash Ace
I find Sonic and Diddy annoying, but hate a character? Nope.
Freezrbrn
Smash Cadet
wasn't mewtwo the 151?
LightningKimba
Smash Cadet
Nope. He's the 150th.
And, the only character I hate in SSBB is probably Lucario. Why, since I both use him a lot and have him as my main-main? Well, first off, I hate how he looks. He's a blue jackal, and in his shiny form, he's infriging copyrights to Dragon Ball. Second thing is that I'm annoyed how anyone could think he's cool. The only reason why I use him is because he fights similar to Ryu or Goku, which are a few people I'm good at using.
Freezrbrn
Smash Cadet
oh, couldn't remember. just made since that since he's a clone of mew, mew would be 150 and he would be 151. not the other way around. oh well.
Shoop70
Smash Apprentice
Pit - Too easy to be amazing with
Lucario - lolnextgenpokemon
Lucario - lolnextgenpokemon
Thrillhouse-vh.
Smash Hero
Poser. I hated Lucario since Diamond and Pearl.
Crookedstep
Smash Rookie
Pikachu... Usually i don't have any problems when fighting one, but if the guy gets a smash ball... I hate that crap.
ARX-7 Arbalest
Smash Journeyman
lolz, dont call him a *****....
You'll get no sympathy from him...so Prepare yourself
ARX-7 Arbalest
Smash Journeyman
crap you took my idea to sig fiddy's quote lol
FoolyCoolyGamer
Smash Cadet
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My growing hate for Pit grows even more. On the one hand, he's a cool character. On the other hand, having to sit through 30 seconds of dodging arrows and that very annoying UP B recovery irritates me. But it's nothing a little plasma wire and B air from zero suit samus can't fix.
Meta Dude
Smash Rookie
as a yoshi main, i despise pikachu. downb is just cheap.
lotor611
Smash Journeyman
GANONDORF SUCKS SO BAD NOW I HATE IT!!!!! he used to be so good in melee.
6footninja
Smash Ace
You're not gonna be able to fairly desipher one character. People have preferance. But, as for mine, I hate Gannon. Seriously, major ner***e.
I dont like: Mr. Game and Watch i never liked him, I don't like Jigglypuff cause shes pointless, and i don't like Gannondorf in this game, hes just not the same anymore =(
Ganon in Melee > Gannon in Brawl
HE HAS A SWORD AND STILL DOESNT USE IT!!!
COME ON!!!
Ganon in Melee > Gannon in Brawl
HE HAS A SWORD AND STILL DOESNT USE IT!!!
COME ON!!!
MIKE!
Smash Rookie
I think that nintendo knows their sh*t by now when it comes to making games. I don't think theres an unbalanced character. GANON should for sure have a sword to finally make him his own char seperate of the cpt. I could main as Ganon if he had a sword.
I agree with anyone who feels like shooting themselves if they have to hear another PK attack or PIKA!!!! Also wario kind of just makes me want to **** and die cause hes gross.
I think it makes sense that mario, zelda, and pokemon have so many reps because unless you have been in a coma since the 80s then you played one of those games. They are Nintendo's heaviest of heavy titles. I think snake and sonic are a totally rad idea and would love to see more third party chars.
Olimar had one or two games for gamecube right? Why then does he have a spot on the roster? Anyone can think of someone they'd rather see than him. It's like putting the monkey from super monkey ball, hes just obscure.
R.O.B. fits the chaos of the smash series, I still don't like him.
Zero suit samus has big boobs and thats why she got in the game.
I agree with anyone who feels like shooting themselves if they have to hear another PK attack or PIKA!!!! Also wario kind of just makes me want to **** and die cause hes gross.
I think it makes sense that mario, zelda, and pokemon have so many reps because unless you have been in a coma since the 80s then you played one of those games. They are Nintendo's heaviest of heavy titles. I think snake and sonic are a totally rad idea and would love to see more third party chars.
Olimar had one or two games for gamecube right? Why then does he have a spot on the roster? Anyone can think of someone they'd rather see than him. It's like putting the monkey from super monkey ball, hes just obscure.
R.O.B. fits the chaos of the smash series, I still don't like him.
Zero suit samus has big boobs and thats why she got in the game.
I hate you and everyone you associate with, represent, and learn from. If you feel as if this post doesn't contribute to this thread, think again. If this thread didn't exist, then a 2 page flame fest would. Is that a threat? Maybe, but look at your post count before saying something as outlandish as "I don't think theres an unbalanced character."
Jeeze new people... I think I know why the new people hate me. They force me to hate them.
dr0go
Smash Apprentice
why is everyone saying rob is an accesory?he was a character in mario kart ds!!!
Pikachu'sBlueWizardHat
Smash Apprentice
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Cool your jets, buddy. We're here to rage about Brawl characters, not other posters.
Also, post count has nothing to do with anything.
I would agree with you, but I like to see evidence. I have yet to see ANYTHING to disprove what I have said. New people suck at thinking. That's it. End of discussion. If you think that you know everything about something after talking 4 times about it... you are an idiot. Srsly
zaf
Smash Lord
i HATE jigglypuff.....never once have i picked her. i wont ever. i dont even see why she made it to melee.
zaf
Smash Lord
haha true that, i always used him
I don't really hate the characters as much as the voices for the following quotes:
Ike
"I fight for my friends."
"You'll get no sympathy from me."
;_; It's a love/hate thing. I don't think the voice/quotes match his character but it's so... blech that it's funny now.
Pit
"AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAH"
"(insert whatever Pit yells when he summons Palutena's Army)"- his voice sounds too... nasal. or something. he sounds fat lol
Pikachu
"PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" *thunder* [out of fighting pikachu thunder spammers >_<]
Ike
"I fight for my friends."
"You'll get no sympathy from me."
;_; It's a love/hate thing. I don't think the voice/quotes match his character but it's so... blech that it's funny now.
Pit
"AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAH"
"(insert whatever Pit yells when he summons Palutena's Army)"- his voice sounds too... nasal. or something. he sounds fat lol
Pikachu
"PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" *thunder* [out of fighting pikachu thunder spammers >_<]
Skywalker
Space Jump
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meta knight IS A ****ING *****. GODDAMMIT UP B COMBO BROKEN ****. "LOL SKY DONT PLAY TLINK HES OVERPOWERED play meta knight he takes skill" FREAKING idiot
NO ONE cARES ABOUT ICE CLIMBERS, MG&W, OR ROB.
"WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN WITH THIS THING!!"
No we're not YOU STUPID ***. stop whoring your lazer and over b and GET SOME SKILL!
Falco > Wolf
"LOL C STICK C STICK AETHER LOL C STICK AETHER AETHER C STICK AETHER. LOL PWNAGE"
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sorry about that.
NO ONE cARES ABOUT ICE CLIMBERS, MG&W, OR ROB.
"WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN WITH THIS THING!!"No we're not YOU STUPID ***. stop whoring your lazer and over b and GET SOME SKILL!
Falco > Wolf
"LOL C STICK C STICK AETHER LOL C STICK AETHER AETHER C STICK AETHER. LOL PWNAGE"----
sorry about that.
zaf
Smash Lord
ive yet to lose to someone using jigglypuff and it was never even close. and you will never see good players using her. It says enough about her. and i actually dont suck, but nice try. Dont see the need for insulting, guess some people dont grow up .
I hate Fox, Wolf, Ike, Pit, Sonic, Sheik, Link, Toon Link, Zelda(shouldn't be a character... Seriously, did she do anything other than shoot light arrows? -.-), ZSS(everyone thinks they're good with her...), Lucario, Marth, and emm, I guess that's it...
zaf
Smash Lord
**** man, thats like almost 1/3 of the characters. you have an insane death list lol..
Let's take one of the best god ****ed players known to smash, MANGO for instance. Who does he play? Jiggly. Who did he for stock all the games in the finals at SAST in Tuscon? Forward. ****ING FORWARD!!! Jigglypuff is good. Not the best, but still good. She beats the crap out of space animals, she can combo into rest easily at low %'s. She is a solid character. But if YOU can't do that, I suppose I can see where you might think she is bad. If you can jump and Fair or Bair, you can play jigglypuff. You just have to know what you are doing, which I doubt I can expect from you.
Go back to melee. Play it. Then you can talk about how it plays.
Oh, and the blatant Pikachu hate in this thread is DISGUSTING. Shame on all of you. Pikachu is ****ing cool, and there's NOTHING you little whiny noobs can do about it.
You poor people... You all know deep down that Pikachu is better than you.
You poor people... You all know deep down that Pikachu is better than you.
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