I'm just posting to announce that I am leaving Smashboards forever and someone else is free to take the reigns of this thread.
The absolute worst thing that could have happened has now come to pass, and Minecraft's Steve is now officially a fighter in Smash. While I already had no shortage of criticisms for Smash Ultimate, the inclusion of such an abysmal character is far beyond the pale for me and I won't be engaging any more Smash discussion for the rest of my life. I won't be beholden to the insult of such an atrociously designed and frankly idiotic character having seniority in Smash over any of my personal favorites. In fact, now I pray that the characters I once wanted in Smash NEVER get in so that they don't have to deal with the insult of such a bottom-of-the-barrel character having veteranship over them. I won't have characters that have more than two seconds of thought, and actual care and professionalism put into their designs, be upstaged by a sterile, soulless, visually repulsive rectangle man, that barely even qualifies as a character and that even the most inept child could easily create under 30 seconds in Blender.
Smash is now a trash fire beyond ANY sort of redemption and I no longer want anything to do with it. I'm cutting it from my life entirely and I'd recommend you all do the same - I don't understand why in the world you'd want to keep supporting this game considering everything that's wrong with it, and their continued brazen insults towards the fanbase, but each to their own. I bid you all a fond farewell. Keep an eye out for my own game projects coming whenever they're finished, such as GigaMaidens and my currently untitled platformer starring a catgirl named Kasha, and please do support the official EWJ comic books and video games if you're able to do so. I wish you all the best and good health.
Know this: I will never, EVER forgive Nintendo for this, as long as I live.
PsychoJosh, signing off.