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Smash Journeyman
- Joined
- May 22, 2014
- Messages
- 261
If you DON'T want to receive the Dee, then I do not respect you. How could one deny such a cute character? He's made for Smash Bros. That spear will go so far up your ass, it's ridiculous.
Forget about Ridley. Forget about King K. Rool. Forget about generic JRPG swordsman #4,792. This guy is the real deal. I would be more descriptive, but such vulgarness is not allowed on this website. I mean, really? How is one character so based? I need someone to answer this for me. I want to learn more.
Look in his eyes. He's ready for Smash. He knows it. You know it. Everyone knows it. Some choose to just not recognize it and hope for someone whom resembles something like Spyro's inbred cousin. How many ******* does Bandana Dee have? Has he met the BasedGod? Is Lil B his friend? Who's got buttcheeks? Did Harry Styles mention he's from the hood? Cool. But I want to know why he wears the bandana.