IAmMetaKnight
The Strongest Warrior in the Galaxy
With you on everything. I love Knuckle Joe, but that doesn't change my opinion that he is one of the most overrated character in games. He makes sense as an assist trophy. Just an assist trophy.I apologize in advance for the massive wall of text.
"Hey guys! I'm Masahiro Sakurai and I'm here to announce a new Paper Mario character for DLC!" stated Mr. Sakurai.
BUM-BUM-BUM!
"It's.... X-Naut Grunt!"
X-Naut grunt clumsily trips into smash!
"He's likable and is unique!" Shouted Mr. Sakurai!
"YAAAY! Finally, a X-Naut rep for Smash!" shouted Zero Soul.
"Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....." The entire rest of the crowd moaned.
So, my friend... Do you see why this kind of thing could possibly grind some people's gears? It isn't necessarily Knuckle Joe by himself that's peeved me, it's that he's put on a magical pedestal for doing pretty much nothing, and more importantly, for not being an actual character. It would be kind of ridiculous if he got in before Magolor, Bandana Dee, Dark Matter, Galacta Knight or even Daroach, yes, even Daroach, because every single one of those are well, noteworthy characters that have either a. done something large in the series, or b. have pivotal roles in at least one game . The only way he could possibly get in is if they used the anime as a excuse, which even then he's still unimportant, and even there, if we were to get a anime rep, it probably wouldn't be Knuckle Joe, because he's still, well, unimportant and overshadowed by quite a few others, even there! If he was actually important I wouldn't mind him at all. (Other than his ear grating voice, oh boy, people think Fox's is bad? Well they better get prepped for Knuckle Joe!)
Fun fact: Knuckle Joe is voiced by the same voice actor as Zero Suit Samus, can you believe that? She sounds so different here, honestly that's pretty incredible acting.
On another note, I really, really hope Dirty and Beauty gets in smash somehow, it's completely amazing.
Too bad Sakurai probably won't do it, but I can dream right?
But he makes more sense as a playable character in Smash than the next step up on overrated, Galacta Knight. Galacta Knight is awesome. They gave the anti-hero two anti-heroes of his own (Galacta Knight, Dark Meta Knight). It's anti-hero-ception. But I can promise that no one here will live to see him become playable.
On another note, the absence of Dirty and Beauty in Smash astounded me. No really. I can't make a legitimate comment on it because I'm still so shocked that it's not there.
Okay, maybe I will.