AznForce Presents: AznForce V!!! A Brawl/Melee Tourney.... Lake Forest, CA 8/3/08

[The Great Leon]

805 is so ****. The other day I was driving down the road in my truck and I nailed this *****. I got out of the car but she was all "dont worry-----its ok-----" and then----she took out an orange---- and squeezed it on the wound---- and then she was all right-----. And then a cop came over and he said "Why dont you throw that in reverse and hit her again?

Let me get this straight. You have a crossbow where your d!ck should be, but you dont even have a d!ck and theres nothing d!cklike about it. Its just a fvcking piece of wood between your legs.
Yeah! exactly! how funny would that be?!?!? You just like shoot your crossbow d!ick and kill people!
Dont worry about the logistics. Just worry about shooting people with your CROSSBOW D!CK!!

A crossbow d!ck and shakey eggz? Those would be some pretty unstable children. Kind of like how unstable a house would be if you **** bricks out of your d!ck and came out your a-s-s and built a house out of **** and come-****.




WOW I FvCKING HATE 805

 

[Shmooguy]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

The Great Leon... have I ever met this guy? I hope you play Melee, I'll see you at the Oxnard tourney most likely

 

[The Great Leon]

double post get *****.

so i was still driving at like ****ing 5:30 AM, except now I was all alone in my car with no one to talk to and no one to keep me awake. So i was trying SOO hard to not fall asleep and crash and die. So I was like rapidly blinking and **** and I kept dozing off. And all of the oncoming traffic's headlights looked like Edreese's Peach's up-air. And I was really trippin out. And this one time I wasn't worried at all. Cuz there were 2 things coming towards me, but it was ok cuz it was just the ice climbers. Ya know? 2. cuz theres 2 ice climbers. So then this car zooms past me dangerously close and i was all OH **** THATS NOT THE ICE CLIMBERS THATS THE 2 HEADLIGHTS OF ONCOMING TRAFFIC.
tl;dr I almost died a lot last night. also i had too many people in my car lol

 

[The Great Leon]

kira we met once a loooooong time ago at mike the HAZE's house. I was maining bowser at the time and you came up to me and were all "But... why are you playing bowser?"

 

[mikeHAZE]

i rapeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[The Great Leon]

hahahaha i forgot about cancer-aids. thanks mike <3

 

[GSUB]

Leons post count +4

 

[AzN_Lep]

ok... I'll say, 805 is ****. You guys stepped it up in melee fo'rizzles

I don't think I can play Melee and Brawl in the same day though, tried grabbing the ledge backwards in melee and tried wavedashing in brawl... so much fail.

Kouryuu and I **** in teams I guess and up-b outta shield with Ganon is too good

 

[kouryuuXfighter]

Up-B outta shield = **** lol.

 

[The Great Leon]

Leons post count +5

i wanted to seperate my thoughts, so they would all get paid equal attention

 

[Lovage 805]

pat has showed me how AMAZING up+b out of shield is with ganon
i know what you're thinking

"uh, what? lovage that's so stupid, only a level9 would do that"
yes, thats right, and thats why a level 9 ganon is ****ing AMAZING

and thats why up+b out of shield is also amazing

 

[EdreesesPieces]

Level 9 Ganon is easily the best choice if you want to team with a CPU. I saw someone pick Luigi once and I just shook my head in dissapointment. Luigi can't UP B out of shield and have the range of Marth's forward smash.

 

[Lovage 805]

vicegrip is hardcore



that is all

 

[The Game II]

pictures from the tournament

--GCII

 

[aznforce817]

awesome glenn thanks alot i look pretty **** serious in one of those pics :O

 

[Boolossus]

Ack! Glenn got me! Nice pics.

 

[ConnorTheKid]

I sure do like to listen to the song "Town Hall/Tom Nook's Store" on an ipod. Don't YOU Glenn? =P

 

[RAQU]

ha ha i look like im gonna fight insomniak. XD

 

[EdreesesPieces]

Full results since the posts on the other page have several blanks: Brawl singles:

Singles:

1st place / 2nd place
FUTILE and Connor split and didn't play. Futile was in the winners bracket.

3rd place:
bardull

4th place:
jont
5: Insomniak
5: edrees
7: twilight kirby
7: lovage
9: fadedimage
9: mateo
9: plan 9
9: champ
13: mickey
13: Rok the Reaper
13: steppin it up for hugs
13: DJ PWN
17: squad
17: hewp
17: marco
17: vicegrip
17: holic
17: razzle
17: junkie
17: Furbs
25: rsp
25: the great leon
25: race
25: Taxes
25: azn lep
25: Kuro
25: jdm
25: Aznforce
33: diggs
33: Joseph
33: Green Guy
33: raqu
33: Ardes
33: marthpwnzer
33: boolossus
33: legend
33: Deadly Turnip
33: cameron
33: mr. g
33: MT pockets
33: DonTe
33: Hakaru
33: Oli
33: srupu
49: koki
49: nick
49: borg
49: jnc
49: otaku
49: Jake
49: futile lovagey
49: Eron

 

[Boolossus]

I sure do like to listen to the song "Town Hall/Tom Nook's Store" on an ipod. Don't YOU Glenn? =P

I think that he secretly loves it. He's just trying to hide from his true love for animal crossing music because he's afraid that it might ROCK HIS WORLD.

 

[Little England]

<333 CONORRRRRR LOL

 

[ConnorTheKid]

lmao, I was happy because DonTe and I were ****** ^_^

 

[Race]

lmao, I was happy because DonTe and I were ****** ^_^

I **** ju in MELEE!!!!

 

[DonTe]

lmao, I was happy because DonTe and I were ****** ^_^

to be honest....you DO look like squirtle. look at that smile

 

[ConnorTheKid]

>=O squirtle squirt squirtle!

translation: "eat a d¡ck"

 

[replicate]

ok... I'll say, 805 is ****. You guys stepped it up in melee fo'rizzles

yuheahhuhz

pretty soon 805 will stop being **** at melee just because nobody plays it anymore and actually start ****** ****



kira I'm definitely going to oxnard

 

[Lovage 805]

hahahah connor looks so content in that picture



sounds like replicates house is the PLACE to be after oxnard

 

[The Great Leon]

glen's pics are definitely top tier

 

[Race]

3s was top tier!

 

[kouryuuXfighter]

3s was top tier!

QFT

Also, Larrys Falco training 101 was by far **** tier!
Larry is too good.