Aura Malarkey in 3D .:. Lsgd

[~automatic]

Spiders lay at least a couple dozen eggs every couple of days. And those are the spiders who suck at procreation.

If that spider got around a bit you may need a flamethrower.

 

[AlexoftheAura]

I hate all of you.

 

[RT]

I hate all of you.

FINALLY.

You understand.

 

[AlexoftheAura]

FINALLY.

You understand.

 

[John2k4]

Alex you're welcome to come and help me rid my yard of black widows.

 

[AlexoftheAura]

You know what RT, I take back that gif.

Your outlook is starting to make sense.

Spoiler

and you're not ugly (Trela pls confirm)

 

[~automatic]

He may look decent on the outside but it's inner ugliness that matters.

 

[John2k4]

If we work together, we can trap RT under a bowl too.

 

[Alus]

Why does this make me hungry?

 

[#HBC | Joker]

Oddly enough, spiders do not frighten me very much. But centipedes? They freak me the **** out, and those ****ers are always showing up in my house. Probably why I don't see many spiders.

 

[RT]

If we work together, we can trap RT under a bowl too.

You're going to need a bigger shoe to finish me off.

 

[Exceladon City]

I bet I could find a spider somewhere around my house in under a minute.

Edits: Yep. Nice & large Black Widow.

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Fun fact: taking this picture was almost the death of my phone. I brushed a web fragment right after I took the picture, and freaked out. Dropped my phone but it landed on a towel; so lucky.

FFFFFFFFFFFF that.

Oddly enough, spiders do not frighten me very much. But centipedes? They freak me the **** out, and those ****ers are always showing up in my house. Probably why I don't see many spiders.

I know that feel. One of my childhood homes had a cellar and my room was directly above it. Basement centipedes are the most horrifying thing to encounter as a 10 year old.

 

[Alus]

FFFFFFFFFFFF that.



I know that feel. One of my childhood homes had a cellar and my room was directly above it. Basement centipedes are the most horrifying thing to encounter as a 10 year old.

oh god OH GOD

 

[MythTrainerInfinity]

Spiders are cool in my book because they kill bugs.

Now centipedes and millipedes... EWWWWWWW.

 

[RT]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcuFGsvms2A

 

[Vinylic.]

I don't mind.

If there's a black widow, it'll only depend if it's the end of me getting bitten or him on a shoe when we encounter each other.

And then not a single crap will be given after that.

 

[Luco]

My sister got bitten by a centipede once. A big nasty thing with huge red mean pincers. I had a slightly smaller one crawl right over my toe many years later and realised what she must have felt.

 

[DusK-The-Stray]

I killed a tarantula recently that just up and attacked me in the garage. I struck it with a broom and a Kaizo Trap-ish leg flew straight at my face but I deftly dodged it.

Haven't seen much centipedes recently, though. My last encounter with one was in the shower. : |

 

[Vinylic.]

Tarantulas are cool. They won't even bite you unless they feel threatened. Not mention that even if it bit you, you wouldn't die from it unless you're allergic. They may be creepy crawlers, but they're awesome to keep pets. They may bite you anyways, of course. But that's probably because you aren't respecting them properly. And instead of biting, they acutally retreat more often.

Respect your neighbor Mr. Tarantula, please. They're just like dogs.

 

[DusK-The-Stray]

Tarantulas are cool. They won't even bite you unless they feel threatened. Not mention that even if it bit you, you wouldn't die from it unless you're allergic. They may be creepy crawlers, but they're awesome to keep pets. They may bite you anyways, of course. But that's probably because you aren't respecting them properly. And instead of biting, they acutally retreat more often.

Respect your neighbor Mr. Tarantula, please. They're just like dogs.

Really? I never would have guessed, honestly. Now I feel worse than I already did. I guess I'll settle with scaring them off instead. I swear though, that one had malevolent intentions the way it was coming at me, purely gut reaction.

 

[AlexoftheAura]

You show me a 12 foot python I'll probably ask to hold it, but that 1 cm diameter spider is gonna turn me into a 12 year old girl.

 

[~automatic]

But spiders keep flies and other pesky insects in check so they don't get all uppity and ****.

 

[AlexoftheAura]

But they're creeeeeepyyyyyyyyy. D:

 

[~automatic]

They are but like... uh... spideysense.

 

[Browny]

Tarantulas are cool. They won't even bite you unless they feel threatened. Not mention that even if it bit you, you wouldn't die from it unless you're allergic. They may be creepy crawlers, but they're awesome to keep pets. They may bite you anyways, of course. But that's probably because you aren't respecting them properly. And instead of biting, they acutally retreat more often.

Respect your neighbor Mr. Tarantula, please. They're just like dogs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kJ09FpWoaM

 

[Trela]

While we're still on the subject of insects, on my way back from work yesterday, I saw two massive cockroaches on a manhole fighting to the death over a leaf.

Why do I even?

 

[D. Disciple]

Even cockroaches gotta struggle sometimes.

 

[John2k4]

Even cockroaches gotta struggle sometimes.

Because they ran out of PP?

 

[RT]

While we're still on the subject of insects, on my way back from work yesterday, I saw two massive cockroaches on a manhole fighting to the death over a leaf.

Why do I even?

Because they want to be your roach bros.

 

[~automatic]

They wouldn't be fighting if they knew Leaf moved to Michigan.

 

[Vinylic.]

Stop burning leaf or I'll confiscate your magnifying glass, auto.

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Spider talk....

 

[AlexoftheAura]

Looking hot Ryu ;D

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

More like Spicy hot.

 

[ViperGold42]

Ryu: "Spiders.....I hate spiders" SPIDER-MAN IS THE ****!

 

[Karnu]

Hello everyone.

 

[Luco]

You show me a 12 foot python I'll probably ask to hold it, but that 1 cm diameter spider is gonna turn me into a 12 year old girl.

I know that feeling. I have a mild-ish arachniphobia. As for snakes, i'm definitely nervous about them but if I know they haven't bitten people and can be held (or they're a friendly python, wild or no) i'm happy to hold them.

And lol, ryuka. Red-backs don't scare me anymore. They're EVERYWHERE out here. under chairs, under tables, under beds, under everything. I used to be scared of them, a long time ago. Now it's just kinda like, "eh, they won't bite unless they feel threatened."

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Ryukario will be banned

Ryu: "Spiders.....I hate spiders" SPIDER-MAN IS THE ****!

I actually like Spiderman, but still **** spiders.

 

[RT]

Be careful Red Ryu, there may be spider in your house watching....waiting...plotting...

 

[John2k4]

There's black widows, wolf spiders, and brown reclusives in my area.

Two out of those 3 can be deadly.