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[MrLuigiman]

Because my mom was raised by chimpanzees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did i get hit by a car while crossing the road?!?

 

[AlexoftheAura]

I was driving.

Why was I driving?

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Because you have a driver's license.

Why could Chuck chuck wood while there's fire ants in the tree that Chuck chuck?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Because he's Chuck Norris...duh...

Whats a Jabberwocky?

 

[MaxfireXSA]

The Shark, I guess?

Why did everybody loves Barack Obama than George W. Bush?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Because he's bla- ...er...a fresh new face.

How many people have you killed?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

None yet, sir.

How many apples?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Four?

Why am I now being referred to as sir, kind sir?

 

[AlexoftheAura]

Because of the sophistication you exude from every pore.

Would the good sir ike a cup of tea?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Yes. That would be most pleasant.

...Or would it?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Dunno, I'll take a sip for you and see.

J00 want crust with that????????????????????????

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

No...

Or do I?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Res, preze! I rud rike crust rif vat!

Nex puson has broken accent.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

No!

Why so Sirius?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Because they bought out XM.

My cell phone's LCD asploded, should I get a slash, super slice, or shuttle? (based solely on name)

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

None of the above, get a VCast.

Charlie... blindsided?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!!! lol jk.

Next person is puzzled about why I'm offended by that.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

not at all.

Why did my cell phone's LCD asplode?

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Because of the sugary popcorn.

If they put ice cubes in your pants, does it wakes you up?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

No, but you won't perform well for a week.

How do I know this?

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Putting Ice Cubes in your underwear(just kidding), maybe go sleep on your bed, and then someone else has to put an ice cubes in your pants.

 

[Frown]

Because there is no spoon.

Care for some cocktail?

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Oh no, I think that cocktail were just like a men parts. I'll give you a another one from the store, okay?

Why everybody loves the 'Blue Collar Comedy TV'?

 

[shadowtroop]

Because there's no red collar comedy tv.

?lol?

 

[Frown]

Yes.

Hmm... how can we help?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Send me money.

Would you like to send me money?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

No

ONE NOTIFICATION?!?!?!?!?!

 

[karthik_king]

No

Why is brawl so slow

 

[jigglyppuff8]

It lost a stock to Sonic.

Where do I go when I want a match with no items and fox only?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

FINAL DESTINATION!!!

Why wasn't my hand in Brawl, replacing the Master Hand?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I beat ya to it, foo.

Do you pity the foo?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Yes.

Why did jigglyppuff8 just call me a big fat douche?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS!!! no srsly, I do.

Can I apologize to Sly?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

No. In Soviet Russia, Sly apologizes to you.

I Soviet Russia, do YOU stare at WEEGEE?

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

No, In Soviet Russia, Weegee stares at himself.

What happens after this?

 

[Frown]

I quick reply and write another dumb question.

Like:

Is there life on Mars?

 

[Jonkku]

Yes, after I take a Mars chocolate-bar, and a piece of paper, write life on it and place it on top of the Mars.

Is the force with me?

 

[ComradeCanada]

No, sorry kid, you've got the gift. But you're waiting for something.

Do you like my sig?

 

[Jonkku]

As Falcon would say: "YES!!"

This is...
a) Delicious!
b) Blaspgemy + Madness
c) SPARTA!!!
d) Patrick!

 

[PKSkyler]

E) not really a question.

If a guy has glasses and you punch him and give him a black eye, is he "3-eyes" now?