Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[Jonkku]

It would be too epic to handle for the Wii.. Just think. Fassad! in 3D!

What if Phillips made a Smash Bros. game to a CD-I sequel console?

 

[smashfan666]

we would all probably explode.

why isn't mr. game and watch aware of good or evil?

 

[Clownbot]

Because he can't make up his mind.

Who the **** is Toon Sheik?

 

[MPH Deku]

She doesn't exist.

I think Metrod is a pretty cool guy. You no that eh shoots lazars and doens't afraid of anything?

 

[smashfan666]

cuz' he's a pile of awesomesauce.

if kirby ate a whole stage, what would happen?

 

[Clownbot]

He would become STAGE KIRBY!

Why isn't Blue Yoshi's egg blue?

 

[ShoryuRasen]

Cuz' he dyes them when nobody's looking.

Why isn't Akuma in Brawl?

 

[markopoleoh]

because he never ate his vegetables

What does metaknight say about his damage level?

 

[Tacel]

He says "It's over 9... fight me!"

Why does Pit have such an annoying voice?

 

[markopoleoh]

because he fights for his friends.

Who ate my hamberger in the fridge?

 

[Tacel]

Mr. Game and Watch, because he can't make up his mind.

Does Mr. Game and Watch have a tilt?

 

[Neherazade]

Yes. He has over 9000 of them.

"I can has cheesebuger?"

 

[Tacel]

Only when you finish your spinach.

Why can't Ike fight for his enemies?

 

[markopoleoh]

because his friends give him no sympathy

Neherazade, did you eat my burger?

 

[haloman800]

Yes, he did, but not orally.

Why is this so funny? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPce7ZEfodg&feature=related

 

[Elucifur]

I don't think that's a Smash Bros. question.

Why can't ZSS wear a skirt? It's totally ruining my ideas to make textures for her.

 

[StinkomanFan]

It would ruin the Zero suit theme

Why is Dedede so awesome?

 

[Tacel]

He's a penguin, and penguins
RULE!

Why does the Pokémon Trainer just stand in the background of the level?

 

[markopoleoh]

because i got mad and sued him.

why doesnt snake show his moves?

 

[markopoleoh]

heres another question.

How do you use a sword? dont use the letter S in any of your sentences. you must say the word sword 2 times, remember no letter S

 

[Clownbot]

One question at a time, please.

Why wasn't I approached to work on Smash Bros.?

 

[markopoleoh]

because the scouter didnt say yer powah level was OVER 9000!

will someone answer either of my previos questions?

 

[Clownbot]

Snake doesn't show his moves because he never learned to dance.

Sword... DAMMIT!

Why does Meta Knight want me to bite him?

 

[Elucifur]

'cause Kirby never chews his food.

Why do the Ice Climbers climb mountains?

 

[Clownbot]

Why does Pikachu say PIKAPIKA? Because it's in his nature.

Why isn't KK Slider in Brawl?

 

[markopoleoh]

because they arent very bright


When will Bowser be Top Tier? wait got an answer TIERS R 4 QUEERZ

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? -_- GOT NINJAD

 

[markopoleoh]

because he would be broken

why doesnt luigi just use the bagel or magic balloon in brawl?

 

[Elucifur]

You know you can edit your post, right?

He DOES use the bagels. Why do you think he has low traction?

Why does Zelda run awkwardly?

 

[Clownbot]

Because it's tough for a guy to run in that dress.

Why does ZSS walk so gracefully?

 

[markopoleoh]

because she has blonde hair

why wasnt Chuck Norris in Brawl?

 

[Elucifur]

Because he's not pretty.

Why aren't there any magic users from Fire Emblem?

 

[StinkomanFan]

NINJAS THAT'S WHY!

Why does Ness have PSI?

 

[Clownbot]

Because you got NINJA'D!
Really, it's because he's an alien.

Why doesn't Dr. Mario haz teh phir3z?

 

[Elucifur]

Because he has a big head.

How does Lucas manage to keep his hair up?

 

[teeman92]

Because he has a big head.

How does Lucas manage to keep his hair up?

he manages to aviod drowning

How come falco cant smile in Melee?

 

[Clownbot]

He had botox.

Why is Bowser part of Pokemon Trainer's team?

 

[finalark]

Because Charzard isn't.

Why isn't Marth Roy?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because he ain't as Roy as he once was... But he's as Roy now as he ever was... (Why the hell did I just reference that song?)

Why wasn't the Gradius ship in Brawl?

 

[Clownbot]

Because it was too awesome.

Why didn't the Hocotate cut though the Subspace Gunship instead of Dragoon?

 

[Tacel]

The Hocotate was on it's lunch break.

Does Falco really prefer the air?