Ask a silly question get a silly answer anything style

[SNTRL]

Cause u just asked

Why ask and not tell?

 

[ultimaiq2]

I dunno, ask someone smart.

Why does my nickname tell alot about me?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

because you didn't put a space between "ultima" and "iq" it looks like its pronounced "ulta-make" (ulta-maiq) so ppl might think you're smart if they can tell what it's supposed to be. but o well, what are you gonna do about it?

hey, that's a good question. so.....


What are you going to do about it? (here "it" can mean anything you want it to be. I'm not neccesarily refering to my answer to the question.)

 

[ultimaiq2]

Well I could beg the modderators too change it or I could send in LOTS of money too SWF (I finaly get too use my Bribe ability ).

Now where do I get LOTS of cash?

 

[SNTRL]

From a bank. First but on a ski maskl and get a cap gun and just walk in and yell "Give Me All Your Money!!!" and wave the cap gun around...Wait to wat happends.lol

Why is Blues(music)called Blues and not Green?

 

[Death]

Becuz green is a rejected loner. How come things are what they seem?

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Becaue in reality there is no Matrix projecting things to be to what it wants it to be.

Why does .9999(repeating)=1????!?!?!?

 

[swedishfish]

Because the fat cats in washington want the free millionth of a penny.
Why doesn't rock music have to do with rocks?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because its much cheaper making music without them.

Why does it hurt getting beaten by a bat?

 

[sonicshift]

Cause it's hard and solid.

Why have movies become more repetitive each year?

 

[Death]

Cuz they are OLD
Why do things get sour? Like milk?

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

because of NARF

why do i like typing 'narf'?

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Because you are a ******** monkey with only one arm

What is the best game ever (except SSBM)

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

any of ther FF games

why do we keep following up eachother posts?

 

[SNTRL]

Because being stupid is fun:******:

Why do we have to have fun?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because it is boring being bored.

Why is it so fun beating other people? (smash)

 

[Death]

Cuz you SMASH them.
How did Ace get so much gil?

 

[SNTRL]

He rob some of the members with words. "This is a robbery, give me all your gil". Yeah! that what was basically said by him.

Why can't we trade in gil for more gil?

 

[Death]

Cuz yur getting the same gil back.
How come it's called gil?

 

[SNTRL]

i lets us breath under water(i think..)

Why is the word "Why?"

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Because that is the way you just used it

Are Koopas real?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

I should certainly hope not. Think of what Koopa soup would taste like. (eeewwww!!!!)


When farts from two ppl with the exact opposite personalities mix, do they blow up?

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Only if they have explosive personalities

Does the CIA really exist or is it just a fake agency to scare people

 

[Terminator]

fake agency

why are people so cruel

 

[Kyoober]

Because they are bad.
Is this question spam or a real question.

 

[ultimaiq2]

It is indeed a question, but it appears too be spam, take him away boys! *anti spam bouncers grab Kyoober*

Why will everyone that read this question donate all they're Gil too me?

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Trick question. They won't

Why is cow poop flammable

 

[Death]

Cuz it's just a nasty form of gasoline.
How come you can plant things in horse dung and still grow it?

 

[Creature_85]

Magic.

Why do chickens run around when you cut off their heads?

 

[Death]

Cuz they are deranged physcos. (Sp)
How come I din't know that you gained gil in other styles other than RPG?

 

[Creature_85]

Because you didn't think very hard about it.

Why do so many people have AIM?

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Because everybody's a conformist except those goth kids on South Park.

I wish that I had Mind Control and Teleportation and Super Strength and Invisiblity and Super Agility.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Scientist: "Yes you will get that in a near future, but first we will freeze you down 50 years" *when ShadowAssassin is frozen a kid comes and smashes upp the icecube*

Why did ShadowAssassin ask for a wish?

 

[Death]

Becuz he didn't realize that he was in another thread other than Wish Corruptor. How come he was so high? (no offense)

 

[ShadowAssassin]

It was only one time, one time and besides what is wrong with getting high anyway it is just another form of teenagers expressing themselves.

Why is other people hurting themselves funny?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because we are all demented.

Why do I get sad when people call me stuff.

 

[Total Chaos]

becuase your self esteem is soo low it falls through the floor


why do i have the color underwear on that i do?

 

[Death]

Cuz you forgot to take off yur gf's panties.
How come I'm so disturbing?

 

[Total Chaos]

Becuase of the things you say

Who invented teh internet??!!

 

[ender]

Al gore.
Why did Al gore not be president when he had the most votes?