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[Kyoober]

they aren't celphones.they are celular phones.

Whats does celular mean

 

[Dapenda]

doesnt mean anything, cuz u spelled it wrong

what does "video game style" mean?

 

[rmusgrave]

It means the style of smash bros. you play... (SIG!!!)

Why can't Bill win at CS?

EDIT: <=128th post! Argh!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Becuase he got a too large Bill in his mailbox.

Why does it hurt touching hotplate?

 

[Dapenda]

It doesnt hurt, it only hurts if u think it hurts, try touching one next time, it wont hurt till a sec or 2 later when u think it should hurt, if u never think it hurts when u touch something, then ur never hurt!

Why is the "Melee Q/A" forum there if no one has posted there since 2002 and the description says: "...Posting is prohibited in this room" ?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

(guessing) bcuz there were about fifty kajilion zillion trillion spamers in there and so it had to be closed down.


Why do they say cats have 9 lives? i've never seen a cat die more than once.

 

[tissue]

Because the true cat lives on Antarctica, under the ice. The "cat" we have now is actually called a felinius.

Why do dogs wag their tails?

 

[Dapenda]

Same reason why humans shake their legs when they're excited

Why do we keep time?

 

[Shadowwarrior88]

Because otherwise we'd be lost and confused.

Why do cats hate people?

 

[ultimaiq2]

They don't, they just like to be mean too you.

Why are cats so insanly cute?

 

[Dapenda]

Because you are a cat urself

What the heck?

 

[i_am_a_fish]

A. Dunno...

Q. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[tissue]

Green.

If all the Vitamins in all our food were put in a Royal Rumble, who would win?

 

[Dapenda]

If they were in pill form, the pill called "multivitamin" would probably win

What's the time?

 

[Kyoober]

What time zone.

What is the meaning of life?

 

[tissue]

Ravioli.

Why do they make green jello?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

cuz the ppl (should) like green things... like green jello.........


why is SSBM so addictive?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because the screen shows you hidden images of addictive substances.

Hva er det jeg sier nå?

 

[Shadowwarrior88]

Uh...Sure...

Why are there 36 inches in a yard?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

because there are three feet in a yard, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and 12 x 3 = 36.

why are some n00bs such n00bz?

 

[Creature_85]

Because they are mindless zombie clones, and just act stupid so they can take over the Internet from the inside.

Why does Kansas have so many tornadoes?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because in the ancient language of un1337, the word Kansas meant "The land Of tornadoes".

Where do I get my logically correct answers from?

 

[Shadowwarrior88]

You steal them from Einstein.

Why aren't video games called cheese and cheese called video games?

 

[Creature_85]

So cows won't try to copyright video games called cheese saying they made them first.

Why is the sky blue, the grass green, and dirt brown?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because god had a son, a second son that liked coloring things that god himself did not bother granting color.

Where does tiers come from?

 

[Creature_85]

A lost ancient Greek dialect. "It's all Greek to me"

What sound does a ******** cow make?

 

[Dapenda]

A moo that sounds ********

Who will be Kerry's vice president?

 

[ultimaiq2]

The ******** cow, that sounds like a ******** cow.

Will the cows take over America?

 

[Creature_85]

Yes. They already occupy Spain, Kansas, and parts of Peru. We're next.

Why we milk cows? Who was the first person who thought, "I'm going to squeeze those dangly things and drink the first thing that comes out?

 

[Zootematix]

I'm pretty sure it was someone with a really weird sort of fetish.

Why are so many people on the planet so completely odd?

 

[Shadowwarrior88]

Whoever said that THEY were the odd ones?

How did the caveman figure out he needed to eat?

 

[Creature_85]

When he tore a cow apart with his teeth, and the pain in his stomach went away.

Why do baboons have weird butts?

 

[Kyoober]

Those aren't butt.there ail holes.

when is KH2 come out.

 

[Shadowwarrior88]

As soon as SquareEnix thinks you've suffered enough.

Why are commercials now-a-days terrible?

 

[Zootematix]

Because stupid people watch them.

Why is Spongebob so addicting?

 

[Creature_85]

Because throughout the whole show, invisible ultraviolet rays are slowly being emitted out of the TV hypnotizing you so you can't stop watching it.

Why are there so many sitcoms these days, when they are all pretty much the same show?

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

because they suck

Hey Creature, r u my clan leader?

 

[Creature_85]

No, my evil twin who found out my password and has been using my account is.

Are there three E's in here, four T's in that thing, and three beans in a two bean salad?

 

[Shadowwarrior88]

...Yes.

Why is today Thursday?

 

[Dapenda]

It's not, it's actually Friday now.

How come ppl never feel like studying until it's almost too late?