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ultimaiq2

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Because it really reminds us about the times we sat helplessly in front of the TV watching Sesame Street and the likes.

What is better: wearing 20 underpants or iron-underpants and why?
 
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Total Chaos

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neither, chastity belts are the roxor

why in the name of whats his face did i just ask this question!!
 
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Death

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Cuz you were just smoking some of CornerDealie's cannabis.
How come I like to say camel hump and donkey erection?
 
ender

ender

open your parachute
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sexual frustration.

Why don't I say camel hump and donkey errection?
 
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Death

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Like smacking a monkey ***!
How come my friend like animals so much?
 
ender

ender

open your parachute
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He can't, his voice is just really ugly sounding.

Where do babies come from?
 
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ShadowAssassin

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Because he is the King of all Kirbys duh!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
 
ender

ender

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A The mental faculty by which one deliberately chooses or decides upon a course of action chuck.

Can you brush your teeth cardboard?
 
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Iamdead7

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none, you can do the infinite combo of getting hit by the infinite combo.

why are tiers called tiers?
 
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PsiFlameMaster

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Not too high, not too low, but juuuust right.
because the cows in Norway like to slash thing and the only thing they could slash was the "o" in their "moo" and they only said "mo" but they still weren't happy so they put a slash through their last "o" and so they say "Mø."

what's up with saying "what's up"? obviously only the sky, ceiling, birds, clouds, and airplanes are up, so why ask again and agian?
 
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i_am_a_fish

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Dunno, sorry
In ancient times, the village idiots could not tell directions, and to remind themselves, asked people "what's up?". Years later, this is now a greeting amongst the ancestors of these people.

Why call it Microsoft Works, when obviously it doesn't work?
 
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rmusgrave

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It's a mystery of the english language, same as Microsoft Excel(s), and the fact that pro is the opposite to con... thus the congress should be the opposite to progress...


Why is it called Microsoft Windows, when you obviously can't see through them..?
 
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PsiFlameMaster

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Not too high, not too low, but juuuust right.
because they are supposed to be "windows into your computer" and you're seeing stuff that's happening in the computer and on the net, but we all know that Bill Gates just wanted a catchy name for those boxes on the screen that you do stuff in.


why do they call them "cell" phones? they're obviously not made of cells (i.e., organic) and i dont think they really work much better in a jail cell than they do normally.
 
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