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[Hoefler]

To stop you from scrolling. (sorry, I just had to answer rationaly)

What is it? ti esti?

 

[clueless_n00b]

It's-a me, Mario!

What came first, the Kleenex or the Kleenex box?

 

[Hoefler]

Actually, the boxes are made first.

(I'm killing the spirit of this game.)

What is this...

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

The stunned look you get when hit in the balls (or when someone says something incredibly stupid)

Where is the little apple who had to be an apple, why?

 

[Meleeruler]

in kansas where the apple dumplings are (why) because dumplings are awesome!

why am i obssesed with forgetting to turn my sig off?

 

[Hoefler]

Red rummmm uh...

Why was I nominated?

 

[clueless_n00b]

Bribes.

Why aren't giraffes blue?

 

[Meleeruler]

cuz then they wouldn't be as camoflaged to.... ...oh forget it girraffes aren't camoflaged and i know it.

why am i an idiot?

 

[Hoefler]

Because you ****ing leave your sig up all the time!!!

Why am I getting annoyed by this?

 

[fluffy-sama]

because you have a considerably low tolerance for pain.


Why is my hair curly??

 

[Hoefler]

Because joo are teh jew.

Why is the Doctor in?

 

[soberfox]

Because I called for him. Yeah, I can't come up with anything better right now.

Why am I so tired?

 

[Meleeruler]

because you posted at noon.

why am i suddenly craving pie?

 

[fluffy-sama]

Because you're pregnant.


Is the glass half full or half empty?

 

[soberfox]

Depends on whether or not it's Friday.

What is better: Cheerwine or Dr. Pepper?

 

[fluffy-sama]

Dr Pepper, guaranteed. You like it.


Why did I just start talking like robfalco?

 

[soberfox]

Because you look up to him and you have been raised to respect your elders.

Why is my pants stained with orange?

 

[fluffy-sama]

cuz.. umm... you took an orange sharpie to them :D

why does ramen noodle soup smell SO BAD after it's beens itting out for like two or three days?

 

[Meleeruler]

because ummm everything smells bad after being left out for days,...

what is cooler coke or pepsi?

 

[Hoefler]

26?








26 eh?


ho HOoooo that's right.

What is 26, really?

 

[soberfox]

A number?

What is a number, really?

 

[Meleeruler]

What is a number, really?

Well technically you said "A number... so A number would be "7"


what is the meaning of the word "number"?

 

[Hoefler]

number n. A lack of usable spoons; "I have number!"

Where does all this Jargon come from?

 

[soberfox]

The Devil.

Who made god? (feels like a little kid)

 

[Hoefler]

Loserlad did.

Isn't His absence slight-ly-odd... maybe he's forgotten you...

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

No

Does God have feet?

 

[rabidbunny33]

Of course, where else would he put his pink bunny slippers...

Why is snow cold?

 

[Hoefler]

That's not exactly a silly question, this, however, is a silly response.

Where's the problem light?!

 

[loserlad89]

My butt.

Why am I not a moderator?

 

[soberfox]

Because quite simply young lad, your a loser. And losers can't be mods.

Why has loserlad used his sig in Forum Games in the post above me?

 

[Hoefler]

Because he is a pissant. VOTE FOR HIM IN THE F.A.!

Why does my school block random sections of this site?

 

[loserlad89]

Because they suck at ssbm.

Why do people steal televisions?

 

[Hoefler]

To chain them to their walls.

Why is ATHF so hilarious?

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

because 7 8 9

Where you got yo shoes?

 

[loserlad89]

From that one place.


Where is my food?

 

[kodakdude]

sorry i ate it

why are some girls so fine

 

[Linkrulzs]

because 1 2 3


why do people swim?

 

[Night Strife]

because walking is boring


How does Samus turn into that little ball?

 

[Meleeruler]

She rolls up.

Why is the sky green?

 

[True_Link_Master]

because we all farted to much and it turned the sky green


why is school boring and pointless at the same time