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Mic_128

Wake up...
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Joined
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46,180
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Steam
Because he wan't to know. Duh. (500 btw)

Why is halfLife 2 such a ***** to run?
 

ArcFox

Smash Rookie
Joined
Nov 21, 2004
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chalk/pepper sux0ors because they make you sn33z0r

why don't elephants have wings?
 

Rokutanda

Smash Journeyman
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396
Location
Hagerstown, MD
ya!! i just joined up(forgot to last night) and just posted in the topic about it

what would the world be like if Nader was president?
 

Red Dragon

Smash Lord
Joined
Aug 4, 2003
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1,225
Location
NYC
****.

What would the world be like if nerds like you had stopped reading comics and porn, and gotten a girlfriend.
SIG, moron!
 

Ticadrius

Grammar Hammer
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May 26, 2002
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2,445
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Up your nose with a rubber hose
To make me cookies, do my taxes, mow my lawn, buy me various gifts including (but not limited to) a pony, pastel chalk, small explosive devices and a small island, to steam clean my carpet, and finally to give me your first born child when s/he is born (ownership is yours from conception to birth, but from that moment forward, I will considered the primary and sole guardian in a legal and biological sense).

Why did Napoleon attack Moscow if the capital of Russia at the time was St. Petersburg?
 

NESSBOUNDER

Smash Master
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Dec 19, 2002
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3,167
Location
somewhere sunny
Because takes skinny smokers seriously. If you're fat, and you smoke, not only are you a fat ba$t@*d, but you're a SMELLY fat Ba$t@*d. That way, everybody can hate you because you take up all the seats on the bus, and you make it stink. KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE!!

Why is there a mime in my garage, and why isn't it going AWAY??
 
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