Ask a silly question get a silly answer anything style

[ChRed2AKrisp]

Because it recognizes you as a mimemancer(or so you said in Ruler of the Land), and it is mad because you have not bestoed your mimemancing glory upon it.\

Why do I like jumping up and down?

 

[NESSBOUNDER]

Because you wish you were Mario, who should stop being a plumber and start learning Ninjitsu.


Why does everyone love pie?

 

[rabidbunny33]

because of its yummy goodness.

how come even though it snowed so much, i'm still going to have to go to school on monday?

 

[ChRed2AKrisp]

because your school sucks.

why do so many people like a fat italian disproportioned plumber?

SIG!

 

[soberfox]

He's rumored to be well hung.

Why do so many like his green outfitted floaty brother?

 

[Inkslinger]

Because he also wears pink.

 

[Hoefler]

You didn't post a question... but the answer is definately Hummos.

What will happen when I shave my head?

 

[Danny MacDonald]

you will have a really shiny head causing airplane pilots to go blind which would result in a large amount of plane crashes.

whats the square root of cheese?

 

[rabidbunny33]

Cow.


If Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, how come he didn't eat the person that wrote that horrible song about him?

 

[ANTX]

becuz it's autobiographical.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck regardless of his ability to actually chuck wood?

SIG!

 

[Marthby87]

Depends if his name is Chuckie or Bill.

Who framed Peter Rabbit?

 

[NaS]

camera lens

why are gamecube cd's so big?

SIG!

 

[Danny MacDonald]

It's so they aren't mistaken for candy

How many boards could the Mongels hoard if the Mongels could hoard boards?

 

[Hoefler]

2+/- 6.2342341342134i

hehe....

Will it be revealed?!!?

 

[Danny MacDonald]

No. Nobody is going to spend the time.

I have a lovely bunch of coconuts... hey! where did they all go!?

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Kiki stole them all.... eep eep!

How long will it be before I am banned?

 

[Hoefler]

Right after me!

But seriously, what about me, huh? What about the family? What if we're his family?

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Then it's considered incest!

What's the difference between an orange?

 

[Hoefler]

There is no fro... orange...

What will become of the Bronc??

 

[HoChiMinhTrail]

the bronc cares not.

Sig! And you failed to post a new question! You're a waste of human life!

 

[Hoefler]

The BRonc is listening...

What will become of Clan Lemon-?

 

[Meleeruler]

A) die on jan 31, 2034...

Q) why is pie fun?

Sig!

 

[Hoefler]

Because your mind is too feeble to find other things fun.

Why is pie, NOT fun?

 

[Meleeruler]

Because your mind is too feeble to find other things fun.

Why is pie, NOT fun?

WHY DO YOU ABUSE PIE?????? PIE IS WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO AROUND!!!!

pIE IS NOT FUN BECAUSE YOU LIKE THE EVIL CAKE MONSTER.

Q) why is 311 abusing pie??????????????

Stop posting your Sig!

 

[Hoefler]

Because MR is 5 years old. :o

Why don't we move on to another topic?

 

[Rokutanda]

like jellybeans?(A/Q)

 

[Marthby87]

November.

McNuggets are a source of vitamin M, agreed?

 

[Hoefler]

Disad to said claim: M vitamins destroy love cells.

Trix are for kids?

 

[Meleeruler]

Because MR is 5 years old.

only on tuesdays...

trix are for kids?

they are but they poison them

Q) Why is 2+2=22????

Enough with the sig!

 

[Hoefler]

Because I have a really painful zit on my head!

Why are The Mississippi Breaks so cool?

 

[Yuna]

Because Britney Spears is a ****.

Why did Flaco eat Kirby?

 

[DarkRoom]

Because he had graham crackers, chocolate, and a fire; he felt like a s'more.

Why am I suddenly playing forum games?

 

[Hoefler]

Because you want moRe pOasts..

Why is it Mardi Gras?

 

[Meleeruler]

Because thats how it would have liked it

why does the letter g make a guh sound?

Stop posting your sig!

 

[Linkrulzs]

because people didnt know what sound to use for the letter g.



Why do people have names?

 

[Hoefler]

Like barcodes?

Why do we have barcodes?

 

[DarkRoom]

We have barcodes so someday they can be imprinted into the hand or forehead as the number of the beast.

Why does the Bible make no sense?

 

[Meleeruler]

because you are reading it upside down!

why is the moon green on tuesdays?

Enough with the sig!

 

[DarkRoom]

Because Tuesday is special in Irish culture.

What JFK conspiracy theory is most believeable?

 

[clueless_n00b]

"Professor Plum, in the grassy knoll, with the revolver"

Why is there a scroll lock key?