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[Bedi Vegeta]

Bonds

Why do you care about my socks?

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Originally posted by Fierce Deity Vegeta
Bonds

Why do you care about my socks?

Cause those are my socks. I left them in your mom's room.

What would you do with a pet attack monkey?

 

[Meleeruler]

I'd read the label...

What do you burn apart from witches?

 

[Exovel]

MORE witches!

What is the average air speed velocity of a migrating swallow?

 

[L.Sceptile]

999...:D

Why are Cats so evil...? *Stares at the Cat and kicks it... *

 

[Meleeruler]

It doesn't matter, you cat hurter

Who are you?

 

[Exovel]

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Why'd you kill my papa?

 

[Meleeruler]

teehee

why is grammar my bad?

 

[Dapenda]

Because you are comparing to someone who is better

How do you kick a bad roommate out?

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Fix them and force them to live with the rats.

Why?

 

[Exovel]

because college is hard

What's the square root of eggs?

 

[Dapenda]

(eggs)^(1/2)

Was that right?

 

[Godamus]

Maybe it was, maybe it wasnt

Is it time to go yet?

 

[Dapenda]

Get out of here

Do nice guys always finish last?

 

[Exovel]

Only when they're racing me?

Do feet always smell?

 

[Dapenda]

Yep, it could be that, unless it isnt

How come those things break so easily?

 

[Meleeruler]

BREAK OVA!
So what your saying is they broke?

Whos your daddy?

 

[Godamus]

Nintendo !!

Who will come out first for the next gen consoles?

 

[Dapenda]

The winner of the next gen consoles

Why are we still using the inferior qwerty keyboard formats?

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Because the computer never gets old, if you know what I mean.

Why is this guy so sad?

 

[Godamus]

Because you told him, _______

So it can never be done?

 

[Dapenda]

Only if it was done

I guess he took too long?

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

No.

You did?

 

[Dapenda]

Did what?

Did i tell you that you were going to finish in time?

 

[Exovel]

Probably, I just forgot.

What's in a name?

 

[Dapenda]

Less confusion. or else everyone would be called Hey! or You!

Why do we have a need for speed when we're not in a hurry?

 

[Meleeruler]

We want the game

Why is pie so good?

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Because it's bad for you.

Why are bad things good and vice versa?

 

[Dapenda]

Because they were made to be good to the senses, but your senses dont always know better

T or F, to rid of dirty thoughts, we much do these dirty things so much that we get sick of it, then we'll stop thinking about it

 

[ChRed2AKrisp]

False, the more sick of it you are the more you'll think of it.

That would have been good int the T OR F game.

Tell me, why does Woody Allen hate his own movies?

 

[Dapenda]

haha, I thought i "was" playing the T or F game

because that's what adds to his appeal, makes him different

is Jesus supposed to return for 2nd time?

 

[ChRed2AKrisp]

No he decided he'd rather stay dead and not get mobbed by millions of followers.

Why did God in His Infinite Wisdom make Mosquitoes?

 

[Godamus]

That's like mosquitos thinking why did god make humans to slap us around?

Where at the bottom of the ocean is Atlantis?

 

[ChRed2AKrisp]

A trench in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

What's so fun about spamming?

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Raising your post count.

Why do people care about their post count?

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Because they have no life.

Why can't humans fly?

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Because we're not descendents of dinosaurs.

Why aren't we descendents of dinosaurs?

 

[Dapenda]

Because we look more like monkeys than dinos

How come you can never finish the neverending story?

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Because I said so.

Are you having fun?

 

[Twilight Link]

Yuppers.

Is Yuppers even a word?