Apex Olimar boards Gauntlet-A Challenge from RollerKing

[Roller]

Every Olimar that chooses to attend Apex I, RollerKing challenge you all to a $10 Money Match. My goal is to prove that L_Cancel is the best Olimar, since he is the only Olimar I cannot beat. A secondary goal is to prove that you all are free and you only win because Olimar is a broken character. If you main Olimar I will find you at Apex and your money shall be mine.

I have given you fair warning. Count your ****** *** flower-picking days until Apex, because once Apex is over you will never be able to pick up a controller again without remembering the sheer **** I will exhibit upon you.

Have a good day.

 

[DtJ Hilt]

Roller you've never beat me. How is L the only Olimar you can't beat? I don't understand, lol.

Edit: AND I'm not even a top Olimar AND I'm not even that good at the IC matchup. If you can't beat me, you're gonna have a lot of problems bro XD L's a damn good Olimar, definitely better than I ever was. Love Jason, but he's not the best.

 

[Sush1]

I'll be waiting for Roller to get wooped.

 

[professor mgw]

Olimar is free
For Ice Climbers Obv

 

[Sky Pirate]

Quit trying to be Xyro.

 

[Xyro77]

I give free advice on how to be like me. PM if interested.

 

[Sailor Princess Twenty-Two.]

Why would roller want to be like Xyro? If he wanted advice on how to be free he could just hit up the Kentucky social thread

Also Roller is a lot better since the last time you played him Hilt. He could easily do this

 

[Pimp Daddy Supreme]

yo roller is an olimar slayer

 

[Sailor Princess Twenty-Two.]

Also Roller doesn't even need ICs to beat you guys He'll do it all with Sheik.

Roller's Sheik is ****ing legit

 

[Sailor Princess Twenty-Two.]

Also Roller doesn't even need ICs to beat you guys He'll do it all with Sheik.

Roller's Sheik is ****ing legit

 

[Pimp Daddy Supreme]

roller's sheik is the reason i quit brawl

 

[DtJ Hilt]

yo roller is an olimar slayer

I'm interested in what Olimar's he's slain. Because I've never heard of him beating one in tourney since I've known of the guy.

And I'm not saying he hasn't gotten better. I'm just calling out the validity of his statement. He said L is the only Olimar he can't beat. But judging from past experiences, he's lost to me each time we've played.

 

[Sailor Princess Twenty-Two.]

That'll change when he plays you next.

 

[DtJ Hilt]

Of course it will, I quit playing/caring about brawl in January XD

He'll definitely beat me if we ever play again. He's a better player than I am now. But like I said, has he beaten any Olimar?

 

[Sailor Princess Twenty-Two.]

We call him the Olimar slayer because of what hes about to do to ya'll at Apex.

 

[Leaf.]

Roller about to **** some **** up.

/postingforhype

 

[DtJ Hilt]

Annnnd the punchline! Hopefully some Olimars will take him up on his challenge. I don't even know which are going, haha.

 

[Sailor Princess Twenty-Two.]

You doubt the olimar slayer now... but in a few months time you'll know. You'll know

 

[Rizk18]

Real talk, someone should take [a panda], and smack Roller in the face with it.

 

[Sky Pirate]

Alllll right, there's hyping a tournament and then there's taking it too far.

 

[Pimp Daddy Supreme]

someone knows they're about to get bodied

 

[Rizk18]

Rofl get off your period Leaf it was a joke....

 

[Sush1]

Nothing's more funnier then somebody and people claiming they can own everyone, then getting beated up. Dabuz will kill you.

 

[DtJ SquidBurrMoneyBurr]

@michigan

 

[Leaf.]

Rofl get off your period Leaf it was a joke....

See this is why there can't be two leafs here.

I was leaf first. So you go away.

 

[Sky Pirate]

1. You're Rainbow Dash now.
2. I'm better than just any old Leaf. Wild clover has medicinal properties. Also wards off witches and such.
3. I beat you up and stole your money, establishing my dominance.
4. These are the Olimar boards. You go away.

:3

 

[Phoenix Lord']

Uh oh! Rolla 'bout to JV 4 stock all y'all Olimars! Daaayuuuuum!

 

[Dabuz]

lets up the ante on this, $50 mm?

 

[Sailor Princess Twenty-Two.]

Dabuz out here offering to pay for rollers travel, just to get embarrassed.

Most generous man I've ever seen

 

[Leaf.]

1. You're Rainbow Dash now.
2. I'm better than just any old Leaf. Wild clover has medicinal properties. Also wards off witches and such.
3. I beat you up and stole your money, establishing my dominance.
4. These are the Olimar boards. You go away.

:3

1. Doesn't change who I am on the inside.
2. I'm better than just any old leaf. I'm "Leaf.". You must not have heard the story of how I got the name.
3. Establishing dominance doesn't establish a name. Plus you use a character who is +8 to mine.
4. I'm hyping a tournament in peace. If that doesn't work, I second olimar now.

:4

 

[Sky Pirate]

1. Doesn't change who I am on the inside.
2. I'm better than just any old leaf. I'm "Leaf.". You must not have heard the story of how I got the name.
3. Establishing dominance doesn't establish a name. Plus you use a character who is +8 to mine.
4. I'm hyping a tournament in peace. If that doesn't work, I second olimar now.

:4

1. You should know by now that I can see what people are on the inside. Just need to X-ray 'em.
2. I've heard the story and I am not impressed.
3. You said you didn't want to MM my Kirby. :<
4. I couldn't understand your strange Pikachu language when you first landed here, but I think I've got it figured out.
"Go away" means "I come in peace", so "I hate you!" means "Hello, friend!", correct?

 

[Leaf.]

1. You should know by now that I can see what people are on the inside. Just need to X-ray 'em.
2. I've heard the story and I am not impressed.
3. You said you didn't want to MM my Kirby. :<
4. I couldn't understand your strange Pikachu language when you first landed here, but I think I've got it figured out.
"Go away" means "I come in peace", so "I hate you!" means "Hello, friend!", correct?

1. You don't have anything that could X Ray people.
2. Are you SURE you heard the story? Which one was it?
3. It was that day, not the match. MM?
4. You'll NEVER understand my Pikachu language, quit trying.

 

[Sky Pirate]

All right, I'm done with this four-part argument.

...but yes, MM at the next tournament.

BTW. Keep it on-topic, Rainbow Dash and CloverLeaf.

 

[Leaf.]

...yes sir.


SIDEBETS FOR HOW MANY OLIMARS GET ***** BY ROLLER IN A 3 DAY PERIOD?

 

[DtJ Composer]

They call Hilt the ***** destroyer because of what he's going to do to ya'll moms at APEX

 

[Blissard]

Real talk, someone should take my [panda], and smack Roller in the face with it.

I think this post went from panda to panda and back to panda o.o

 

[Dabuz]

Dabuz out here offering to pay for rollers travel, just to get embarrassed.

Most generous man I've ever seen

Nah, if anyone knows me, i ain't that generous, im just gonna take all his food money and buy him something off the dollar menu afterwards...that is if he accepts the challenge

 

[Sush1]

Go get 'im dabuz.

 

[Sky Pirate]

I think this post went from panda to panda and back to panda o.o

What a confusing statement, thanks. X3

Nah, if anyone knows me, i ain't that generous, im just gonna take all his food money and buy him something off the dollar menu afterwards...that is if he accepts the challenge

Daaaaang, dabuz going to make his burn fresh and made-to-order.
Can you guys save this MM if it happens?

 

[Sailor Princess Twenty-Two.]

Nah, if anyone knows me, i ain't that generous, im just gonna take all his food money and buy him something off the dollar menu afterwards...that is if he accepts the challenge

So not only are you giving away 50 dollars, you're also offering him a complimentary breakfast for ****** you? Nicest man in existence imo