To ease the hate:
From what I've gathered, quotes, paraphrases, and generalizations
Allan = "My character rocks" while camping the hell out of you at 200%
Paul = "Why are you so good?!?!?!" when you get a 2 hit combo on him while he's 3 stocking you
Carl = "You're pretty good. I like how you play. Here's what you could do to improve..." after 4 stocking you
Danny = "I SUCK AT THIS GAME" while not trying
Simon = "I hate this game, but I'm good at it"
David T = You hit him once, or you 10 hit combo him, or you rest him, and he says "...nice..."
Brad = "Don't touch my hand, I got blood." "I'm this and this and this, you're this and this and also this, which is why this doesn't work" "I never play seriously anymore"
Victor M = "aight imma try now" while wearing a wifebeater
Victor T = "OMG FALCON SUCKS SO MUCH I LOVE HIM BUT I GET ***** ARGHHHHHH PH33R THA P34CH... kpop"
Levi = "You guys are ********. Falcon rocks"
Tyson = Random Stuffz
Kevin = *Sings to Dreamland* "Alright imma have to go into fight mode" gets f-smashed, "alright that's not fight mode". "BAIBAIBAI!"
Dan = "I'm going to 4 stock you, not tell you what the hell just happened, quit the tournament, and go find 64"
Tyler + Luke = Stuffz
Sid = "I'm ancient"