AlbertaSmash

[Alphicans]

Lol I am still mad about that match.

 

[turtlecake]

melee takes skill



KEEP BARLW OUT OF ALBERTA


GOD BLESS ALBERTA

GOD BLESS ALBERTA

 

[x After Dawn x]

http://www.cafepress.com/moldgear

LOL

Lol I am still mad about that match.

lol it was our fault for having such a low match time limit and not exiting it and going into a 1-stock match when it reached sudden death. Oh well. No johns.

 

[Levi5]

AHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA, I completely forgot about that. LOL
Edot: I had my gaem more planned out than that. If they were approaching I would spam f smash. If they were near me or rolled past me I'd dair and if I got bored of doing that I'd fair -> nair

oh and I'd use shadow ball sometimes too

edit: I playing brawl

 

[halcyon.days]

lol what a funny way to lose a match.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWsSYIr02Y4&feature=related

 

[victra♥]

Brawl is way too dangerous.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBrTaz28a_Q
LOL.

 

[halcyon.days]

Brawl is way too dangerous.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBrTaz28a_Q
LOL.

Is that from CT4?

 

[Alphicans]

No that's from my tournament (and tyler's)

 

[halcyon.days]

No that's from my tournament (and tyler's)

Interesting.

 

[victra♥]

Interesting.

If Levi wasn't there, it would have been so boring.

Kinda like CT4.

lol JK I wish I recorded Dan & Carl. =/

 

[DMK.]

this thread is pretty depressing

 

[FalseFalco]

i think dan was ****** me at ct4 until i went fox on yoshis or something

 

[halcyon.days]

i think dan was ****** me at ct4 until i went fox on yoshis or something

In melee...?

 

[turtlecake]

no in star fox assault

 

[KillL0ck]

In melee...?

Why in god's name would he play Fox in Brawl? <.<

 

[Spin-Dash]

Who the **** is turtlecake? LOL

 

[turtlecake]

You just noticed I go here?


best falcon player ever

 

[Spin-Dash]

Nah. Just been wondering that for the longest of times.

 

[turtlecake]

Well, My name is Abdi Ali. I'm 6'8 black, with a afro that makes girls swoon, i'm 250 pounds (all muscle) I carry my gat all the time, and I play falcon.


Pretty much

 

[KillL0ck]

so wait why are you in the alberta thread though? we're not black enough yo

 

[Spin-Dash]

Black Falcon Y/N?

 

[turtlecake]

so wait why are you in the alberta thread though? we're not black enough yo

Because I live here..

Black Falcon Y/N?

What else color?

 

[Spin-Dash]

Bright blue's pretty pimpin' though.

Everyone in Alberta is either white or Asian. LOL

 

[victra♥]

Bright blue's pretty pimpin' though.

Everyone in Alberta is either white or Asian. LOL

Or whatever the heck Sid happens to be.

 

[turtlecake]

hey victor add most blackest to your award list thingy.


we need to exclude the *** smashers



and don't vote for gaynex or chester0ilovebarlw

 

[Spin-Dash]

Or whatever the heck Sid happens to be.

Sid's our very own Dwayne Johnson.

 

[turtlecake]

Sid's our very own Dwayne Johnson.

oh **** lol

 

[Alphicans]

Lol turtlecake didn't get it

 

[turtlecake]

For a second I thought he was talking about Dwayne Wade

 

[victra♥]

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/red-deer-gaming-ssbm

I'll be there in a bit, so you guys can enjoy Sean and Brent for a while.

Also, Connor is total lols, and he'll be there soon too. Enjoy if you guys want.

 

[Stevo]

I get SOOOOOOOOOO lazy when i play brawl

like i try for like 10 minutes, then im like, *** it i will just spam dsmash.

 

[halcyon.days]

Wow, I never knew MikeMonkey was one of Ken's 10 picks for USA vs. Japan. Good stuff.

 

[kithkin]

Why in god's name would he play Fox in Brawl? <.<

HERE I COME! HERE I COME!

LANDMAAAASTTTERR!

Luke, you alone have motivated me to be good at brawl, so I can say that it sucks and not hear you whine about it

I was good at brawl, it sucks. It's fun when you're ******* around, but trash when it's competitive, taken right out sakurais mouth too. Seriously, look at how tournaments roll out in brawl.

Girls will suck your **** if you play melee

ask bread

This is true. To be honest, playing melee, playing it well, and being able to beat 98% of people (basically excluding pros Levi or better) gives a 30% boost to attractiveness. Not even joking, girls like it, I can go in depth if anyone doesn't understand the concept.

The only thing I need to fix is that, girls don't suck ***** unless they're ho's. Get a real girl and she'll have the real deal with you if you play melee.

 

[Spin-Dash]

Can we all just ****ing shut the hell up about Brawl vs. Melee?

Please? I'm done. Just...

****. I'm done, man.

I won't even try to ask for more of Brawl in Alberta if we can just all stop bringing up age-old crap, fair enough? Fair enough.

Spoiler

It's this kind of attitude here that nearly drove me away from Smash for good. :\

[EDIT]

So anyway. Brad. This in depth matter of said suckage of the dickage.

Elaborate? lolz

 

[halcyon.days]

This honestly all got started because of CT5. It's Carl's **** tournament, let him host whatever the **** he wants to.

 

[Levi5]

They ask him to play, then he beats them over the head with a controller.

 

[Spin-Dash]

Does he blow on it first? I heard it runs smoother after you do.

 

[Stevo]

....




















melee/64

 

[Levi5]

No, but he makes sure it's 100% dry

 

[halcyon.days]

Since I missed Smash at Carl's I'm going to try to host this Saturday. I will have the decision (ie. yes or no) by tomorrow midnight at the latest.

Who's interested in going? Keep in mind that I don't want TOO many people to show up (but that never happens).