Alabama Thread! (10/26/2016 update)

[Saki-]

Yes we all do Mahg <.< keep that pimp hand strong, I'm about to whip mine out if my parents make me cancel another **** smashfest.

Moogle, if theres an app like that I'm downloading it on my friends iphone lol.

 

[GA Peach]

I was wondering why munkus beaver hadn't reported shaslam's awesome avatar 300 times already.

I guess "justice" only applies to Marty

well hey, if he reports my avatar this time, i'll put one up of an almost naked man grabbing his junk. that ought to satisfy Munkus Beaver... <_<

 

[Winnar]

Don't be mean guys he's a lawyer he can't help it

 

[Duchock]

well Hey, If He Reports My Avatar This Time, I'll Put One Up Of An Almost Naked Man Grabbing His Junk. That Ought To Satisfy Munkus Beaver... <_<

Hey guys, this just in

Being gay is an insult



Pass the word

 

[Saki-]

d00ds has anyone been to a gamestop or game store in general and have seen some usable gamecube controllers? I'm in dire need of one mine is basically finished.

 

[Mike G]

Hey guys, this just in

Being gay is an insult



Pass the word

so are you implying Beaver is gay? lol O_o

 

[GA Peach]

Don't be mean guys he's an ******* he can't help it

yeah, basically

Hey guys, this just in

Being gay is an insult



Pass the word also, i <3 Munkus Beaver !!!

yeah, basically. plus, i mean, if i post nearly naked women grabbing their ****, and munkus beaver reports me, maybe he doesn't like women, but likes men instead. just a thought...

 

[j00t]

Awkward..~

This thread's about to explode.

 

[shaSLAM]

This thread's about to get moved again.

yes. i agree.

 

[Duchock]

Awkward..~

QFT


And it shall be left at that.

 

[Zero_Gamer]

I'm getting a gigantic Tager just looking at Marty's avatar.

 

[Handorin]

d00ds has anyone been to a gamestop or game store in general and have seen some usable gamecube controllers? I'm in dire need of one mine is basically finished.

Yea, Chad bought his most recent one from Gorilla Games (used game store).

 

[Majist]

My god, how mature we've grown up to be.... it's funny cuz because being gay is hilarious and wrong, right?

For entertainment's sake, I'd kill to see some burns that are actually CLEVER if people are going to invade threads just to do that to a person who's abiding by the NSFW rules.

I'd call an ******* someone who openly and intently attacks another's character on a personal level without merit, not someone who's keeping people not following the rules in check because the mods are not.

 

[shaSLAM]

in their defense, they didnt know duchok was gay and the word "gay" is generally used as an insult anyways. its wrong, but it's been happening forever.

i thought these guys were banned?

 

[Majist]

in their defense, they didnt know duchok was gay and the word "gay" is generally used as an insult anyways. its wrong, but it's been happening forever.

i thought these guys were banned?

I know. I'm just saying it's 1)a prejudice remark and 2)unoriginal and simply not funny, unless you're a 10-year-old.

In retrospect, I wasn't very specific. I was referring to attacks on Munkus, not Duchock. My bad. But that just helps my case. It's not just an attack on one person; it affects others as well.

 

[GA Peach]

I'm getting a gigantic Tager just looking at Marty's avatar.

that's because you're a real man. it's only natural.

My god, how mature we've grown up to be.... it's funny cuz because being gay is hilarious and wrong, right?

For entertainment's sake, I'd kill to see some burns that are actually CLEVER if people are going to invade threads just to do that to a person who's abiding by the NSFW rules.

I'd call an ******* someone who openly and intently attacks another's character on a personal level without merit, not someone who's keeping people not following the rules in check because the mods are not.

wow, because i am OH SO SERIOUS when i make fun of people outside of them being jerks. i don't condemn homosexual people, but i don't agree with the homosexual lifestyle, but hey, i'm sure they don't agree with my heterosexual lifestyle, so it evens out. please be more sensitive, Shannon and Duchock. *rolls eyes*
and LOL at Munkus NOT being a jerkoff. his own best friend, Brandon, even admits that Will is a jerk. if you don't see that he's arrogant and spiteful, then God help you.

in their defense, they didnt know duchok was gay and the word "gay" is generally used as an insult anyways. its wrong, but it's been happening forever.

i thought these guys were banned?

son, i'm too STRONG to be perma-banned!!!! i got banned for about a week, i think. and no, i did not know Duchock was gay. but honestly, anyone who has ever even MET me should know i would not just attack someone maliciously over something like sexuality... if you REALLY feel that offended for saying that Munkus MAY like men over women, i apologize to you, Duchock. it was not my intent to offend you.

 

[munkus beaver]

Do you understand the concept of NSFW? Do you understand the concept that these boards are supposed to be SFW?

Oh look, Mike G being ineffectual at what meager job he has. What a flipping surprise.

 

[Purple]

Do you understand the concept of NSFW? Do you understand the concept that these boards are supposed to be SFW?

Oh look, Mike G being ineffectual at what meager job he has. What a flipping surprise.

nsfw is usually referred to by extremely indecent pictures or terroistic websites.

marty's avatar really isn't as bad as it could be.

also.

Flaming mods will get you no where

 

[Majist]

wow, because i am OH SO SERIOUS when i make fun of people outside of them being jerks. i don't condemn homosexual people, but i don't agree with the homosexual lifestyle, but hey, i'm sure they don't agree with my heterosexual lifestyle, so it evens out. please be more sensitive, Shannon and Duchock. *rolls eyes*
and LOL at Munkus NOT being a jerkoff. his own best friend, Brandon, even admits that Will is a jerk. if you don't see that he's arrogant and spiteful, then God help you.

That's not the point. I couldn't care less about your moral views. All I'm saying is you only come here to stir **** up with ONE guy whom you don't like, and it's juvenile. Why even bother?

I can say the same thing about Will being "OH SO SERIOUS" sarcastically when he acts like a jerk. If you actually KNOW him, you'd know that he acts like a jerk for fun most of the time, but then so does EVERYBODY ELSE HERE. Otherwise, there is very logical reasoning behind ALL of his actions. Show me one time when he has attacked you personally just because he can, or in your own words, being spiteful. And he hasn't done or said anything at all for you to say anything about him, which tells me you're the one being spiteful.

In short, don't call my friend an *******.

 

[Duchock]

Thank you for your generous insight, Slam.




Edit: In a completely unrelated act, I've changed my avatar. How do you guys like it?

 

[GA Peach]

Do you understand the concept of NSFW? Do you understand the concept that these boards are supposed to be SFW?

Oh look, Mike G being ineffectual at what meager job he has. What a flipping surprise.

sounds like someone's a tad jealous.
if you wanna be a moderator and uphold the rules so badly, then either get good at Smash and get into the SBR, or find some other way to apply. otherwise, you could just continue to play mini-mod as you have been, i guess. it's whatever to me. and, the NSFW thing is such a lame excuse. the avatars are so small that they are hardly even noticeable. if i were posting obscene material at all, i wouldn't really say anything for being reported. but, my avatars are not even obscene. i had ONE obscene avatar, and when Tom asked me to change it, I did, because it wasn't appropriate.

That's not the point. I couldn't care less about your moral views. All I'm saying is you only come here to stir **** up with ONE guy whom you don't like, and it's juvenile. Why even bother?

I can say the same thing about Will being "OH SO SERIOUS" sarcastically when he acts like a jerk. If you actually KNOW him, you'd know that he acts like a jerk for fun most of the time, but then so does EVERYBODY ELSE HERE. Otherwise, there is very logical reasoning behind ALL of his actions. Show me one time when he has attacked you personally just because he can, or in your own words, being spiteful. And he hasn't done or said anything at all for you to say anything about him, which tells me you're the one being spiteful.

In short, don't call my friend an *******.

...ok, first off, i stir up **** on SWF because most of the time, this forum is MAAAD boring. also, i enjoy slamming Munkus when he's wrong about **** because he is so pompous with people. i'll admit i have fun with that. plus, i am curious as to why Munkus never reported shaSLAM's avatar, which was inappropriate, but he will report me for ANYTHING he can think of in a heartbeat. that's called spite, dood. it all started when i said his method for choosing people on the PR was ridiculous at best, we argued, and people agreed that his method was crazy for putting players above other players not based on merit, but whether he had played them or not. and, to be fair, i don't know Will that well, but Brandon does. and, YOU know that Brandon does. Brandon will outright TELL people that Will is an *******. I have other SWF members that were present with me when he said that. and, Brandon is one that calls himself his BEST friend. not just that, but i have talked to several people within your state via PM or in person, and THEY think Munkus is a pompous jerk, they just don't express it on here.

so, the things i have argued with him on in this forum, he has had NO logical reason for deciding what he did. there was NO logical reason for putting Will_ above Reflex on a PR list for Brawl. I love Will_, and he's a great guy, but Reflex is a better player, or at least was at that time. Also, there is NO logical reason to report me for an inappropriate avatar, but not others in the same thread except for him just not liking me. if you want to be like that, Shannon, why not get on SleepyK or Mikey when they said something about Munkus not reporting Slam? you instead just take my response and say why am I stirring up stuff, when I wasn't even the one who started it? You need to go somewhere with that bull****, dood.

i understand you want to defend your friend or whatever, but you need to pick your battles a little better. Munkus is clearly reporting me because he can and is an arrogant jerkoff to a lot of people.

 

[GA Peach]

Thank you for your generous insight, Slam.




Edit: In a completely unrelated act, I've changed my avatar. How do you guys like it?

i'm gonna be honest. i don't care to glance at a dood's junk, but whatever. you're gonna have it up there, anyway. if you don't get reported for that, it will further prove my point.

 

[theONEjanitor]

i just want to step in and say that I think it hilarious to call people and things "gay".

btw duchock your avatar is mad gay


but like if you're saying "gay" as in "man i am questioning your sexuality",
i mean thats pretty funny too.

like good insults are ones that are designed according to the person you're talking too. Most straight men are pretty concerned with being macho, i rock hoes, *** and ******* and big booty *****es types of dudes, so questioning their sexuality usually strikes a nerve.

it's not really anything against gay people
its not "being gay is a bad thing, so I will use gay as an insult"
its more like "you are a homophobe and I know that calling you gay will be an effective insult"

you just use the tools you have at hand.

but i just like calling stuff gay. and homo. and homosexual.

like wake up 720s to win the match when your life bar is 80% full is ****ing gay

 

[Will_]

I love Will_, and he's a great guy

*brofist @ marty*

In other news, I'm currently surrounded by hyperactive 12 year old girls. Send help. Or a time accelerating machine.

Spoiler

It's my sister's bday party

 

[XIF]

Do you understand the concept of NSFW? Do you understand the concept that these boards are supposed to be SFW?

Oh look, Mike G being ineffectual at what meager job he has. What a flipping surprise.

Wow, you're the height of cool. When everyone else is driving our great standing morals to the ground, only one man is there to make sure that our forums are completely cleavage free.

And entirely fun free as well.

The forums aren't supposed to be safe for work you dumb **** because you shouldn't be on smashboards at work in the first place. The only standard smashboards has to live up to is the 13 or older general rule for almost every website that doesn't have an 18+ warning. And to be honest, cleavage is something every 13 year old in the US should be intimately familiar with. Most 13 year olds have seen porn by that time, hell, a lot have made their way around the bases by then. I've never seen points being given out for pictures with no nudity ever on any other forum i've been to. You go to SRK (which is a far more legitimate business for gaming that smashboards has ever been, so corporate johns are out the window), and that stuff would never happen. You can post pictures within reason, and they don't really give a flying f*ck about a curse word here and there. Because they understand that people using the website should have the maturity level befitting adults.

If boobies make you uncomfortable then you need to grow up.

Do you seriously think that you need police the forums and warn every post that may have one slightly inappropriate picture, or a single curse word? Jesus f'in Christ how lame can you get?

And the funny part is that Marty is right. Marty and I sat down with what was supposed to be your childhood friend Brandon, and try as he might to defend you, you were still "kind of an *sshole."

Hell, people from your own state put you on blast. I went to play someone in a set from Alabama at Tipped Off 5, and this guy said to me "you know, win or lose, lets just make fun of Munkus Beaver after this." We played, I won, gg's, and we had a very involving discussion on what a douche you are.

And then you go and try to put Mike G on blast for having the tact to not mod everything that might offend a soccer mom that hasn't been laid in a decade. Mike G is one of the only mods that actually practices any sort of discretion on the boards and knows what actually needs to go or not. And often times he does it without giving points, just a friendly reminder that states "hey, thats not cool, lets cool your jets there." But no big boy munkus beaver gotta come and nerd rage on our *sses and mark for "having breasts" or "zomg curse word." I don't even mean to say that someone like Marty hasn't had an avatar that probably deserved to be modded, but most of them have been tasteful and completely nudity free. I'd say cable is more riske' than some Marty avatars.

Man, smashboards used to be chill as f*ck when I joined. Now you got all these lame f*ckers running around making sure everyone gets along and that it's a friendly environment and that smashboards might as well be on god d*mn Sesame Street. Well you know what? F*ck some Munkus Beaver, straight on that man. I'm not gonna be happy family with everyone here and I certainly don't wanna be nice to some Munkus. F*ck some munkus, aside from a few chill people, f*ck some alabama, and f*ck some smashboards points. You got something to say why don't you make it out to an actual tournament out of your state and say it to me.

There's a reason you got pranked Munkus, dumb*ss.

 

[Mahgnittoc]

And this is why we sit in the Gentlemen's club.

We bash each other so much, we aren't taken seriously.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

^Meling is hawtness dont change your ava....ever.

/drama

 

[j00t]

Awkward..~

This thread's about to explode.

This thread is going places!

Look, we all know that Munkus likes being a jerk. But he really doesn't mean ill will by it. He just goes overboard all the time :D

I'm neutral in this debate. btw I played XIF at TO5, and it was super fun.

 

[jinkogunai]

wow. interesting conversations goin on here....

 

[NinjaFoxX]

its like the jigglypuff boards...but without the falcon....

 

[exarch]

Wow, a state almost as b****y as Florida?
I'm impressed.

Could we pretend to be mature and just drop it? Or is that out of the question... (like FL flame wars?)
GAPeach, you better be careful or you're going to be in big trouble; you better watch those double posts.

Ok all necessary moderating has been done for now.

New topic:
Is there any counterargument to Brawl only being an easier version of Melee, or has this been conceded by everyone?

 

[Majist]

nevermind, it looks like it's been taken care of.

I'm too pissed at the AL vs. LSU game to even care right now anyway.

 

[j00t]

nevermind, it looks like it's been taken care of.

I'm too pissed at the AL vs. LSU game to even care right now anyway.

But Alabama won...

 

[theONEjanitor]

wow, A State Almost As B****y As Florida?
I'm Impressed.

Could We Pretend To Be Mature And Just Drop It? Or Is That Out Of The Question... (like Fl Flame Wars?)
Gapeach, You Better Be Careful Or You're Going To Be In Big Trouble; You Better Watch Those Double Posts.

Ok All Necessary Moderating Has Been Done For Now.

New Topic:
Is There Any Counterargument To Brawl Only Being An Easier Version Of Melee, Or Has This Been Conceded By Everyone?

Barlw Is An Easiah Version Of Yo Mama

Oh Snap

 

[Mike G]

Barlw Is An Easiah Version Of Yo Mama

Oh Snap

OH MY GOD! 1j you are SOOOOOO FUNNY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA my sides hurt OMG STOP YOU'RE KILLING ME!!! xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Majist]

but Alabama Won...

That's a good thing, what's WRONG with you?!?!?!

Oh, oh. You must be one of them.......Auburn fans......

 

[j00t]

That's a good thing, what's WRONG with you?!?!?!

Oh, oh. You must be one of them.......Auburn fans......

>_>; I don't care enough about football to have a favorite team (even though I do enjoy watching intense football games, especially w/ other people.)

I'm too pissed at the AL vs. LSU game to even care right now anyway.

Why are you pissed, even though AL won the game? I know you said this when LSU was beating AL but don't be pissed anymore, Shannon~~~

give me a man hug next Thursday

 

[munkus beaver]

Is there something wrong with Shaslam's avatar? All I see in someone skateboarding.

Yeah, I have a problem with Duchok's avatar, but I don't see a reason for reporting it at this point since it's clearly condoned by the moderators and would be ineffectual. I've already turned off signatures and images because of the poor moderating and I don't want to run the risk of something obscene while browsing at school.

The only reason I keep avatars on is because I recognize posts made by avatars easier than posts made by names. Lord have mercy that you people assume I'm after points being given out when what I'm aiming for is simply having the offending avatars removed.

And for the record, I was infracted out of the blue for 'cursing.' There was I time that I hoped everyone was held to the same standards. Clearly they aren't.

Oh, and it's also clear that anything I report is shared by Mike G to his friends. I guess that isn't frowned upon either by the moderating staff.

 

[Mike G]

Is there something wrong with Shaslam's avatar? All I see in someone skateboarding.

Yeah, I have a problem with Duchok's avatar, but I don't see a reason for reporting it at this point since it's clearly condoned by the moderators and would be ineffectual. I've already turned off signatures and images because of the poor moderating and I don't want to run the risk of something obscene while browsing at school.

The only reason I keep avatars on is because I recognize posts made by avatars easier than posts made by names. Lord have mercy that you people assume I'm after points being given out when what I'm aiming for is simply having the offending avatars removed.

And for the record, I was infracted out of the blue for 'cursing.' There was I time that I hoped everyone was held to the same standards. Clearly they aren't.

Oh, and it's also clear that anything I report is shared by Mike G to his friends. I guess that isn't frowned upon either by the moderating staff.

Shaslam's avi contained the F word which was a censor bypass, I asked him to change it and he did. Case closed.

And what? cursing? you? no way! You're such a good boy!

Maybe it was this post that Tom infracted you for.
http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=6600107&postcount=9123

It wasn't the funny the first time!

You come off as quite the whiny bìtch. Honestly, you're like a twelve year-old yelling DOES NOT while adults are trying to have a conversation.

and ***** is censored? It can't be! that can't be you!

...and since you love attacking me every chance you get because you just want to troll, be entertained or w/e gets you off...

Yes, I tell Marty that he's being reported. I also tell him that he should cut it out sometimes so it doesn't get into a big flame war because you always seem get butthurt when he calls you out on your BS. I'm Also one of the mods that warns Marty that if his avatar is over the line that we will permanently disable it and he understands that which is why he is still able to use his avatar now.

There, are you satisfied?

Also, I'm pretty sure Exarch said that we should drop all of this. I'm sure you, who boasts about how you go to a great college and is a Lawyer(I guess?) can surely comprehend that.

Done.

 

[munkus beaver]

For the record, I never disputed that I was cursing, Mike. I was responding to an aspect of Xif's post.

But sure, I'll drop it. I have no problem whatsoever with ending this conversation on a positive note, without insult to anyone here.

I don't suppose anyone else was watching the Bama v. LSU game? Bame played horribly and won. And by Bama I mean McElroy. Ingram looked like a Heisman winner while driving down the field. McElroy looked like an ineffectual paraplegic futilely throwing icecubes at the sun.