i wake up in the morning, smiling and ready to kill. i normally sleep in my clothing so i rip them straight off. like wrestler style, straight down the middle. then i storm out into the hall completly naked. then i break a brick, a stick, and a few 2x4s in my house to get the blood pumping.
then i hop into the shower. since normal shampoo is too girly for me i use Clorox bleach for color's, on my hair. (i have brown hair)
but i do use normal body wash for the rest of my body. i have to be silky smooth for the ladies
after hopping out i throw on contacts... made of diamonds. then i punch my hand straight through the mirrior so i can see multiple images of my self.
i strut out of the bathroom and then into my room. from there i stair down my clothing till it crawls on me out of fear.
after that i go up stairs and eat breakfast. which usually consists of an entire cow leg, and three hundred eggs, cause i am that beast mode.
after that i pop a squat and turn on the tv and find something interesting to watch for a few minuts. after i am bored with this i take my tv and throw it at some homeless guy coming by, and say he can have it.
then i leap out of my second story window onto my pterodactyl and fly away to where ever i feel like