Clay Cooters Crew
Clay Cooter was a man. Clay Cooter was a man with a vision, a vision to be a douche and beat people in Mariokart. Clay Cooter would eventually became the greatest online Mariokart player in the history of the universe. On his trusty Dolphin Dasher, with his sidekicks, DickDouche and TurdTeeter, they scoured the internet crushing peoples dreams by mushrooming through shortcuts and stealing your sweet wind. 4 brave members of the brawl community boldly take on the role of Clay Cooter, tried and tested by competing numerous times in the grueling Clay Cooter GP, a marathon of 32 races that only one Cooter can truly be victor. Now the Clay Cooters, along with **** Douches, randomly go to brawl tournaments beating everyone down, in the fashion of Clay Cooter himself, always living by the simple Clay Cooter motto : "Be Better."
Clay Cooters - The original cooterest of clays!
Character(s): Peach, Samus, Pit, Marth, DK, and Poopy Mario
Location: Silver Spring, MD
Background: Hands down most offensive player in the universe. If you have time to think, you're not fighting Hova.
Quote(s): "Be better." -- "Gimme a beer." - "Ha-haaa!"
Alias: Meep aka Grab King aka Camp Master
Character(s): Ice Climbers and Marth
Location: Towson, MD
Background: Master of the one liners. His laugh can make Chuck Norris giggle. Don't get grabbed.
Quote(s): "Now I can take off my pants!" -- "Poopy smoothies!" - "I like da' babiez!" - "Here comes the Pikmin!"
Alias: G-Regulate aka Aerial King aka Master of Diversity
Character(s): Snake, Jigglypuff, Kirby, Samus, Ness, Falcon, Ganon, Fox, Link
Location: Leesburg, VA
Background: Known for his high-risk/high-reward style. You've probably lost a set to his low tiers on several occasions.
Quote(s): "Stewfu. GTFO." -- "I'm dead... JK!" -- "Found some treasure!"
Alias: Omni aka Wait King aka Patience Master
Character(s): DK, Dedede, and Bowser
Location: Silver Spring, MD
Background: Omni excels at brawl with his patient and consistent style, punishing other cooters for overaggression. He recently lost the will to play Brawl until he dropped Metaknight and started using the giant animal gods.
Quote(s): "Hey guuuy!" -- "What do I dooo!?" -- "Yaaaaoooo."
D*ck Douches -
Character(s): Lucas
Location: Silver Spring, MD
Background: Known as the first real **** Douche. Okin uses Lucas Magic to increase his speed by 3 and become impervious to edgeguarding. Rest assured; Okin ain't jokin.
Quote(s): "Now I'm in a pickle!"
Alias: Yoster aka Frantic King aka Yoshi Master
Character(s): Metaknight and Yoshi
Location: Silver Spring, MD
Background: Yoster has a very angry and enraged play style which is opposite from his normal quiet and timid nature. His Yoshi has mad trixies and his Metaknight will shuttle loop you 100 times in one game.
Quote(s): "What was that!?"
Cooters are Currently Playing:
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Tatsunoko vs. Capcom
Street Fighter 4
Persona 4
Omni's Piano Quest
So I'm on a quest to be a great pianist that plays classic, anime, and video game music. Just to hold myself accountable and see myself progress, I'm going to post pieces I've finished and pieces I'm currently working on. Wish me luck!Finished Piece(s):
2/7/08 - 2/10/08
.hack//GU - Desktop Theme [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l__eo2HMEPg]
Currenly Playing:
2/10/08 -
Death Note - L's Theme [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFuztvItG04&feature=channel_page]
Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Lost Woods (Saria's Song) - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3fBRnyKQrA&feature=related]
(But I'm sure it's good)
