64 Backroom Admissions, Round 2 - Concluded!

[th3kuzinator]

Hope I was sarcastic enough...probably didn't look it.

 

[ballin4life]

Yeah, the Backroom is actually a sweatshop where you are forced to post repeatedly on the jiggs ditto matchup.

Hope that's not giving away too much SECRET Backroom information.

 

[firo]

Got my application in this time around. Good luck to everyone!

 

[The Star King]

Yeah, the Backroom is actually a sweatshop where you are forced to post repeatedly on the jiggs ditto matchup.

Hope that's not giving away too much SECRET Backroom information.

Speaking of which, when I am getting my wage? I worked on the Jiggs ditto match-up for 70 hours this week! Where's my nickel? I need to feed my wife and 8 children!

 

[asianaussie]

A+ typo.

Yeah, the Backroom is actually a sweatshop where you are forced to post repeatedly on the jiggs ditto matchup.

Hope that's not giving away too much SECRET Backroom information.

I'm sorry, we can't allow such a breach of confidentiality. The Jiggs ditto matchup is just such valuable information.

Who plays Jiggs dittos anyway >_<

Speaking of which, when I am getting my wage? I worked on the Jiggs ditto match-up for 70 hours this week! Where's my nickel? I need to feed my wife and 8 children!

This is a sadly ironic statement.

 

[The Star King]

This is a sadly ironic statement.

If you're implying

what I think you're implying

gah

I'm not the only one

 

[asianaussie]

I am implying

what you think I'm implying

bah

It's not directed only at you, don't worry

 

[ballin4life]

I don't know what you guys are implying.

But I guess Star King's statement is kind of like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife ... right?

 

[Battlecow]

ciaza's super legit predictions:

Battlecow
Kuz
Mahie

That is one hell of a legit prediction

My app sucked this time though. Did it in like 15 minutes in a hotel "business center" with old dudes who wanted to print **** reading every word I wrote and harrumphing. Mostly just my old one with like 4 things changed/added.

 

[The Star King]

But I guess Star King's statement is kind of like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife ... right?

I have no idea what you're talking about lol

 

[SheerMadness]

But I guess Star King's statement is kind of like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife ... right?

Or like meeting the man of your dreams, then meeting his beautiful wife.

 

[The Star King]

Seriously, what are you guys talking about?

 

[Surri-Sama]

It's a song, and im not being proactive here ima just nip it at the bud.. stay on topic xD

 

[ballin4life]

Or like meeting the man of your dreams, then meeting his beautiful wife.

do you mean husband?


Also Surri I am still legitimately asking WTF Star King and cheesball were talking about.

 

[The Star King]

You've done a good job keeping a lookout for threats, ballin. But you have forgotten that gravest dangers lurk in the shadows of the threats in plain sight.

 

[SheerMadness]

do you mean husband?

Not according to Alanis.

 

[ballin4life]

Not according to Alanis.

isn't this ironic, dontcha think?

In March 2004, Morissette amended a lyric as a show of her support for same-sex marriage, at the fifteenth annual GLAAD Media Awards: "It's meeting the man of my dreams /And then meeting his beautiful husband".[46][47][48][49] She recorded an acoustic version of the song with the changed lyric for her iTunes Originals release iTunes Originals – Alanis Morissette.[50]

HA - there's a black fly in your chardonnay


Still waiting for an explanation of asianaussie's irony. Preferably with comparison to rain on your wedding day or a traffic jam when you're already late.

 

[ciaza]

That is one hell of a legit prediction

My app sucked this time though. Did it in like 15 minutes in a hotel "business center" with old dudes who wanted to print **** reading every word I wrote and harrumphing. Mostly just my old one with like 4 things changed/added.

I imagine your previous one was well written though so it can't be that bad.

do you mean husband?


Also Surri I am still legitimately asking WTF Star King and cheesball were talking about.

Love it. I miss cheeseball341.

 

[The Star King]

Ok, let's stop speaking in riddles.

I prefer anagrams.

atheist kangaroos zing mist

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

These posts are $$$$$$$.

ERm, we'll let you know what goes down with the apps soon enough guys. Whenever ALF YANG gets online we can start this.

 

[Battlecow]

nvm thought this was social thread

Sorry!

 

[Mahie]

Good luck to everyone who applied.

 

[The Star King]

If I were asianaussie, I would have posted a thread yesterday titled "New Backroom Admissions", and in it I would have congratulated SmasherLink on being the sole member to make it through the second round of the Backroom Admissions.

You missed a golden opportunity, aa. I am disappoint.

 

[Surri-Sama]

That would have been great.

 

[Blue Yoshi]

Well... he may have just not posted it... since if SmasherLink doesn't make it through to the backroom, then having made public that he was the only one who moved on, but was later rejected doesn't make him or the backroom look good.

So... maybe he was just waiting until it was completely official that he was in the backroom...

 

[asianaussie]

I should have done that. Damn you, life committments.

Spoiler

It would have been too obvious a joke, though :\

Also, Australia is sooooooooo far ahead of the world in terms of time...

 

[The Star King]

Also, Australia is sooooooooo far ahead of the world in terms of time...

But so far behind in everything else.

 

[asianaussie]

Australia is a better place than America because there are no Americans.

Also, our dollar beats yours at the moment.

 

[Blue Yoshi]

Even the Canadian dollar is ahead of the American dollar.

Edit: wait, this isn't the social thread... [insert warning here]

 

[Battlecow]

But so far behind in everything else.

*High Fives*

Srsly tho, you guys still have huge stashes of greenbacks for when **** gets real and you need something to fall back on. Don't lie now.

We might have to inflate our way out of this whole deficit thing, and then you'll REALLY be ahead.

 

[King Funk]

Australia is also a country that pays top American players' flight tickets for them to enter their tournament, and then promises them 100% entry fee pot winnings if they get 1st place.

 

[ciaza]

Is this Brawl or Melee? A country can hardly be judged based on the intelligence level of Brawl players.

 

[asianaussie]

haha, i think they flew m2k down once

 

[Fynal]

hey do you aussies actually like stand up-side-down and everything?



also

intelligence level of Brawl players.

lol

 

[Ocean]

...the intelligence level of Brawl players.

404 error: file not found

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

oh god, i go into that place and there are so many stupid, random topics, it's really sad.

 

[ballin4life]

Australia is a better place than America because there are no Americans.

Also, our dollar beats yours at the moment.

You realize this makes no sense right? This is like saying that our dollar is stronger than your cent, so we are better. The value is all relative.

Or I can just point out that this argument would make England the best place, which is obviously an absurd conclusion.

(or replace England and best with Japan and worst for you weeaboos)

 

[The Star King]

Looks like dissing other nations is highly effective. I now understand why Battlecow is always boasting about how great America is. I see you, Battlecow, I see you.

 

[Ocean]

I'm surprised that surri has not busted in here and told our ***** to go to the social thread yet.

 

[The Star King]

Well, this thread is kind of pointless right now, anyways. So not much to discuss.