For the Smash codes all around,
People offer their pokemon, their money and their time,
Freebies taken as soon as their found,
Surely this must be considered a crime?
If only one must receive the gift,
To be away with this endless time sink,
to have something that will give a lift,
To make us stop going for the drink.
After many places I went to post,
I only ask for a code,
To join in the smash before most,
Because It has been a long tiring road.
I just want to play a match,
In the newest and maybe greatest smash.
There, An awful sonnet just for you.