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Max Ketchum

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wtf this system is clearly garbage, I'm clearly not the 7th best troll in NJ lmao if Spam were an active troll he'd outtroll everyone and be a huge national threat to bridges everywhere
 

Zucco

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Zdude623 (10:27:16 PM): jerkin off to dudes again?
NScotti1994 (10:31:35 PM): lmao, what?!
Zdude623 (10:31:42 PM): I dunno bro
Zdude623 (10:31:48 PM): answer the question
NScotti1994 (10:32:28 PM): obviously
 

_Yes!_

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wtf this system is clearly garbage, I'm clearly not the 7th best troll in NJ lmao if Spam were an active troll he'd outtroll everyone and be a huge national threat to bridges everywhere
The TROLLpanel has deemed your opinion to be invalid, and we believe our system works. You removed yourself from the very same panel, so you have no right to complain! I kindly ask you stop bringing this up now, since our final decision was made about our rankings list 5 years ago.
 

Turbo Ether

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The TROLLpanel has deemed your opinion to be invalid, and we believe our system works. You removed yourself from the very same panel, so you have no right to complain! I kindly ask you stop bringing this up now, since our final decision was made about our rankings list 5 years ago.
I got some white stuff all over my shirt after reading this...



























I was brushing my teeth, while browsing the board and laughed this post.
 

Max Ketchum

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Only a FOOL would brush his teeth while browsing the Internet! It is obvious how poor of a decision this is for your computer's health and it is clear that you are unfit to be a TROLLpanelist based on your outburst of toothpaste and saliva above.

This troll ranking list is the worst I've seen in the history of trolling. Maybe if you flipped it upside down, they'd all fall out of their resident bridges it would be much more accurate.
 

_Yes!_

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Idiot, you're CLEARLY delusional with your misguided opinion of other people's trolling. You have no idea what it takes to be apart of the TROLLpanel. I don't blame you for not knowing what is right, however. It is OBVIOUS according to this data: http://www.garryconn.com/images/bull****2.jpg

I always out-troll you, I troll in more threads and forums, and my bridge is bigger than your's. Feel free to Troll Match me if you disagree though.

:bee:
 

fkacyan

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Guys, the troll panel would be a lot better if it was tiered and didn't use absolute positions.
 

Max Ketchum

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I hate nothing more than lies, ignorance, and falsehoods. I have already defeated you in two troll matches, but your TROLLpanel's poor stipulations that I so blatantly ignored despite its presence right on the front post of the most important thread for this region state that both trolls must agree for the troll match to count for rankings! It is clear that you were trying and you are just trying to be corrupt and hide your losses here!

When I lost to unbridged trash, I obviously wasn't trying and counterpicked a poor body of water that nobody ever crosses over since it is so unimportant and useless.
 

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You put your trolling money and reputation on the line by entering the troll tournament and trolling for money. It's not my fault you couldn't handle the pressure all other trolls endure. Your reasons for losing hold no water here, just as the water you hold has no bridge! Troll better next season instead of ruining our trolling with your Sodium Chloride.
 

Max Ketchum

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How DARE you discredit my experience as a troll and a TROLLpanelist?!

No sodium chloride here. My bridge is built over dat 100% freshwater.
 

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I'm tired of you and your freshwater trolls circlejerking with dmtroll. He is pure evil and I hate him.
 

CT Chia

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Hey guys, I'm tired of PA not taking trolling seriously, and since I have a permanent bridge in NJ as well, can I be ranked on the TROLLrankings? Make me part of the troll rankings, I'm tired of people *****ing about the troll rankings, I'm sure keitroll would agree with me.

4chibos
 

Max Ketchum

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I just got a kitten. She's black with a white stomach, hind legs, and front paws. she has a little bit of white on her face, like where her whiskers come out and up the center along her nose.

I named her *****.
 

Turbo Ether

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Btw, the Chinese restaurant by 8 on the Break is really good. I'm pretty minimal bodily fluids ended up in my plate of food and the staff was friendly.

But, yeah, let's get spooky! There are a few haunted houses in NJ. I'd like to visit the most "legit" haunted house within reasonable driving distance.
 
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