Fox and Peach adventures: mission briefing end
poor Wolf <3
but back to the others for a minute
"So....wheres Wolf now?"
"I's said he'd be rights hind me."
"Well dude he must be pretty far behind cause we've been waiting a good 45 minutes since you showed up!"
"Maybe he's lost."
"He must be."
"Imposbles! He be in heres fo, we ain't change dat much stuff round."
"You mean at our party after the
Assault mission? The fool was straight up drunk most of the time they were here, i doubt he remembers a thing of anywhere outside of where he was yesterday."
"Ohs yea....we'll I's sho he be here soon, but while we wait...."
"?"
#WACK!!#"Dats ma seat boi, so yu's can move it."
"#@$%#@$#%!!!"
"Now Falco don't be mean, i'm sure if you asked he woulda moved."
"pfft, Fox can be pertty stubborn bout seats, but I's leading da talk today."
"Even so, your actions were quite rude, especially considering Fox is your leader."
"you ***, thats why i still have the keys to the bread box."
*glares at Fox*
"So.....can we get a quick summary of the rescue events."
"Wells, fist we go talk bout who all goin in, den we's go talk bout security in da joint, and finely whats fo dinner."
"Why don't we have gumbo again?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Despite the fact that it looks like poorly made stew, or should i say gruel, it is quite the delicacy."
"oh god not you too zelda....."
"Fox mad's cause his tasten sucks."
"on the contrary, i think me and Wolf are the only ones w/ a good sense of taste."
"Jus cause yalls hatin on ma specialties don't mean nuttin."
"Oh goodie that means we should be able to start soon."
"Peach what are you talking about?"
"I was talking to Wolf, and he says he found the stairs and should be here soon."
"Finally, Peach picked up on it."
"?"
"I was using my magical influence on Peach to get her to contact Wolf though your communicators."
"Why didn't you just mind talk to him yourself?"
"for 3 reasons:
1. I do not know how good or bad Wolfs mental protection is, i did not want to drift too far in because i do not want to read all his thoughts if his mind is weak, or be shut out and have to pry because his mind is too strong. "
"i'm sure its pretty weak, Wolfs mostly been about gold, booze, yiff, and food."
"That is the second reason, i do not wish to read into all that... "
"and the third?"
"To make you interupt Fox and Falco from their bickering."
"So i was just a pawn?
"
"In the simplest of terms... yes."
"i think i just died inside."
"I am pretty sure i have a remedy spell for that."
"Well wheres da dirt bag ats now?"
"Vight heres joo little vucker!!!"
"Hi Wolf!"
"Yipes!!"
#SCRATCH!#"RAVRRR!!"
*sidesteps*"settles down der lassie!"
"Stupid 2D vovments!!"
"JOO joo bird lev meh lost!!"
"I's sorrys k?"
"Rawrrvrvrvrvvrrrr!!!"
"N ways, while yu's der can yu grab dat crate fo mah?"
"And Vhy shoood I?"
"We's gone be haven mo gumbo if we's don't get starts soon.
"
"ACKKKKKK!! NO! Vine vine i'll gets vit...."
"please hurry Wolf, cause your *** is in my face."
"My vass is teh sex!"
"Mines is sexier than that thing."
"Joo's is all fat Vox!!!"
"Wolf please just move the crate so we can get away from the gluteus maximus disscusion...."
"Joo needs to vighten up a bit princess."
"You need to have more respect and manners for your superiors especially those of royal lineage."
"bah. Now vhats was i vooking for again?"
"Its dat der crate hinds yu."
"Voh..."
"Vis dis teh thing joo needed?"
"thak yus fo bringing da wrong thing."
"that doesn't even look like a crate Wolf."
"Vell hes point to dis!!"
"I's pointin at dat bigger thang."
"Voh...teh big one!"
*grunts*"This...teh one....joo vent?"
"Brings dat down, an yes sir."
"Hey where did Zelda go?"
"she said she had to go potty."
"lol, potty."
"Vahts in dis thing anyvay?"
"Ma presentations is in der."
"Well Wolf take a seat so we can start."
"i svit by Peach."
"No's you sits behind Fox."
"Vhy?!"
"I can't sit by Peach so neither can you."
"Shoulds we wait on missus Zeldas?"
"She said shes on her way soon."
AIGHT!! LETS DIS MEETN BEGINS!
"welcome back Zelda."
"Why thank you Peach."
2 1/2 hrs later.....
"So questions?"
"Vhers Fox go?"
"Hes ran off ta piss afta i finished."
"Can ve eats before going?"
"Sure yu's can have a a snack, but no mo den dat."
"awww..."
"Fat. N eh mo questiuns?"
"..........."*raises hand*
"Yes Missus Zelda?"
"there will be enough room for all participants and Samus correct?"
"Yes, I's made those justments already."
"Understood, also..."
"Eh?"
"Peach may need you to reexplain it all to her."
"All it?! She too busy whistling o somtin?"
"Oh heavens no, but....."
"Poor thing nodded off. She missed an excellent presentation."
"Zzzzzzzzzzz..."
"haha bird put her to sveep."
"***** wake up!"
*yawn*"Oh! did the meeting start already?"
"On the contraty Peach my dear, it just ended."
"aww i missed it."
"Yu **** so did..."
"so what am i doing then?"
"Yu ans Fox go be monitoring from da ship."
"Awww!!! i wanna help rescue Samus."
"Yo properties don't xactly match up ta let yu's go, also we needs dat xtra space fo Samus."
"What kinda properties? i run faster than all you ****** except Fox."
"I will be going as Sheik, and through her i have become somewhat of an expert in stealth, also she moves faster than you."
"You still don't know your way around much more than i do."
"i have a magical mental map of the compound already set in my brain."
"What about Wolf?"
"I been in bevore so i knows my way avound."
"I's leadin the opration."
"......******!! i should stayed awake...."
"yea.... anyway we will be set as backup incase something goes wrong."
"....So are we done?"
"Yeps, yu can go help missus Zelda get ready, den report to the central command w/ Fox."
"K."
"I want to talk to Samus first thing when you guys find her."
"ofcourse."
"Well at least i get to watch w/ Fox."
"Remember to behave."
"ugh, were not gonna do anything, besides remember Mario?"
"Not only have you not seen him for the longest time, you also told me Bowser was the better lover."
"shhhhh! don't disclose my business in public."
"What? that you are somewhat of a *****?"
"no duh *****.....seriously you need to get laid sometime your being really ******
"
"You insult me with your words."
"Truth hurts doesn't it hon...... LOL!!!"
"So we're all dismissed right?"
"Mhm. Wolf an Zelda needs ta git ready."
"What about you? you sure you don't want me to at least clean up?"
"Naw I's git it."
"So that vean I can have food nao?"
"Yes greedy."
"Vhatup! I's hungry, i ain't ate vince yesdaday."
"Yall goes head den, Fox yu aint eat either."
"I'm on a diet remember?"
"Yu's still should eat somthin, even just some nuts."
"You still need to get ready though right?"
"I's just go need quick shower, den i'm gud."
"You sure?"
"I's veaving Fox."
"Really I's got it, now go, sumone needs to watch Wolf in dat kitchen."
"Don't leave me behind dirt."
"Joo vere moving to svow, fat boy."
"I's too fat eh? Bet i's beat you to the kitchen."
"Orvly? wheres it at? i takes da bet!"
"up the ladders and take to right.....mark!"
"Git sets!"
"Voooooohhhh!"
"I's hope dey don't mess dis up....."
"We on da way missus Samus....."