Fox and Peach adventures: are we there yet?
i know that Marc, i think they're all good and glad your trying to make them as perfect as possible. anyway...
"Hold still Zelda so i can help you with your hair."
"How many times must i say "No thank you" before it registers in your memory Peach my dear?"
"Are you still mad about that one little acident?"
"Little? Peach you permanently redyed my hair auburn, don't you remember?"
"I remember."
"Then why must you consider it such a trivial thing?"
"Well cause its..."
*glare*
"Oh w/e!!"
"......"
"Are you sure you got everything you need then?"
"Yes Peach, I believe i have everything.....hmm..."
"Now that you mention it, i do feel as if something has slipped from my mind."
"Such as?"
"I am not sure..."
"if i guess it right can i have your pink hair combo?"
"Peach be a bit more serious about this please."
"you forgot to put on your thong?"
"I own no such thing as that!!!"
"you forgot to put on your perfume?"
" i do not want the guards to be able to detect me from it, so none of that is on me."
"you eat?"
"We were just eating 10 minutes ago.......Eureaka!!"
"??!"
"What was it?"
"I had forgotton to check my horoscope today."
"you actually listen to those things?
"
"It is only a daily habit of mine to read it."
"It says things will go unexpectedly, but will all turn out for the best...."
"well that doesn't sound too bad."
"No....although i still have my doubts..."
"About?"
*shakes head*"Lets head down now, im sure Wolf and the others are waiting on us."
"K."
"I still wish i could go though, my floating could be really helpful."
"That might be true, however your bad sense of direction could have potentially cause the mission to fail."
"No, u."
"The ladders below you Peach."
"inorite?"
"Then why were you just floating past it?"
">___>;"
"thats why im gonna beat you to the bottom, wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"
"There is only one ladder...."
"stop ruining my fun party pooper..."
("I should just warp down and do a classic "ha ha, in your face!"")
"Wolf...."
"Wolf wake the hell up, its time to go."
*snore*
*shakes leg*"Dirt get up, Falcos waiting!"
"Volfy so full...."
"Stop sleep talking and get up!!"*pulls tail*
"ZzzZzzZz..."
"Get up before i smack you!"
"five mummy plx...."
"THATS IT!!!"
"Get your *** off this bed right now!!"*throws wolf*
"Vvuodnvndvvv!!"
"I's says Vi come jeez..."
"No you didn't, now get of that ceiling."
"Vake me!!"
"Is that a threat?"
"Can't let joo vove me Star Fox..."
"Fine then..."
*pew pew pew pew pew pew pew*"GET THE **** OFF MY CEILING!!!"
"Vieeee!!!"
#SLAM#
"now was that so hard?"
"I's can't vait to kill joo!"
"Not as long as Peach is here."
"Joo betta watch backs star Vox...."
"Yea yea, like you'll do anything while Falcos sleeping in the same room w/ us."
*glare*
"Anyway come on, im sure Peach is waiting for me."
"Joo mean us!!"
"i don't recall your name in the title."
"Vuck off."
"hmph."*walks away*
"I's hungry.."
"Your always hungry, what else is new?"
"your recent coveting of Peach."
"what you say?"
"Joo here ve."
"All i hear and smell is hot air."
"Peach air brain is teh onvy one who don't see it. "
"Like i said to Falco, theres nothing going on between me and P..."
#Squish#
"oppsy, sorry Fox."
"i think i have a permanent stilletto impring in my head now...."
"Orly? can i see it?"
"you don't get it do you?"
"get what?
"
"-.-;"
"Wheres Zelda, did she already go down?"
"nope, i just beat her to the ladder."
("How can i get on the ladder if you are hovering over it?")
"Vhat dat? where Zelda?"
"IIRC, thats her telepathy Wolf, shes still upstairs."
("Actually im on the ladder, about half way down.")
"Well hurry up Zelda, were all waiting on you."
("Ladies tend to take their time Peach, not charge down like commoners to a gold discovery.")
"are you saying we're commoners!?"
(".....")
"Anyway, you ready to monitor the ship w/ me?"
*yawn*"Not really, i'd much rather go on the rescue."
"Gotta learn to stay awake then."
"its gonna be so boring here..."
"Joo got corvect."
"shut up wolf, I'm here, i can make it fun."
"Really Fox?"
"Would i lie to you?"
"hmmm..."
"probably not."
"hehe, oh and Wolf."
"Vhat!"
"He was probably gonna say don't stand so close to the ladder."
"Veh, I's not get stepped on like him."
"be careful Wolf, we both walked under a ladder..."
"I's only know good luckies."
"no wonder Wolf owned that mansion"
"don't tease him Peach, you know he stole that."
"Vhy joo little....Fox I.."
"Oh pardon me Wolf, i slipped and slid down too fast."
"Vugh...."
"I hope wolf didn't get to peak at your panties Zelda."
"I's can't she got pants."
"those are stockings Wolf, not pants."
"voh..."
"Hope you guys hurry back."
"Nope take your time."
"Fox thats mean."
"No, its..."
"Joo just want more time vith Peach."
"Well its gonna take a minute to go over the boring stuff, before we get to.... funner things"
"Like games?"
"Yep, theres plenty of games to play
"
"Dirty games...."
"What?"
("I's watn foeva here.")
"oh well come on fox lets hurry down."
"no hon, you come over here, theres not enough room for all of us to go down at once."
"aww, i wanted to see the ship lot."
"Airwing Hanger Peach dear."
"w/e.....see you guys later then.
"*hugs Wolf and Zelda*
"We can see them from the monitor Peach."
"Oh goodie!"
"later guys, good luck."
"We shall return as soon as we are able."
"And Wolf behave, we're watching you."
"I'v think its joo who need behaving Fox, keep hands to self plx."
"mines are cleaner than yours."
"Horn dog!"
"Exactly what has you two bickering at each other so much today?"
"Vell, joo see..."
"I see, and apparently Peach is the only one who doesn't realize this."
"Yesh, but Fox is goodie goodie, he does nothing."
"Your basis on that is?"
"Krystal said so, hoe or not, she believable."
"You would take a whores word?"
"Tis all i've gots......and vhen will we be at the bottom?!"
"I's wondrin tu."
"Shutvup bird!"
"Eva heard dat saying "don't bite da hands dat feeds yu?", learn that **** Wolf."
"Please. Gentlemen. We have more important task than this do we not?"
"Rite....NEways, da ship dis way."
"Peach, can you see all of this?"
"Wow its so big down there!!"
"Yea, it is pretty big down there....wanna try moving the camera around to see the rest?"
"........."
"Peach?"
"Huh?"
"***** pay attention more please!"
"lol sorry, yea i'd like to see more of it."
"I leave da babi sittn to yu's den Fox."
"So, er'body comfi?"
"It will suffice."
"I vant cusion plx."
"Tu's bad, dey got sold."
"For vaht? cusion is need."
"Fo Weed."
"Falco."
"I's knew you crack pot!"
"I's onry kidding Wolf, anyway..."
"Engines up, all lights green, you opening the hatch Fox?"
("Peach, press that red button over there.")
("Which one?")
("The left one,")
("Its stuck.")
("What?!")
("Oh, i got it now.")
"Anyway, away we go!!"
*ship zooms away*