Hello Nday, I'm a very unhappy camper, and I shall explain to you why, well you see it all started one dark and stormy night, about 28 degrees outside, it was very cold you see, I was just a young lad at the time, browsing the interwebz like the usual on a Friday night. That's when I came upon a certain ad, the most amazing ad I have ever seen in my life. The ad was for 50 shades of Old Man Grey, "a riveting tale" as stated in the ad. I was so excited for this book, so I ran and ran straight to purchase it, and that's when i laid my eyes on you for the very first time, those eyes, the pale fave, and the ominous look on your face. I knew you were the vendor of such a great book. I remember your exact words, "please show me your ID" and that's when out of no where a soccer mom came running and STOLE!!! the book from my hand and you did nothing. Your code never worked, i went into depression after that and developed cancer, now i only have 3 weeks to live, all because of you.
