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  • Btw you get a wii u or ds with mh3u yet?
    Alberto1866
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    What does my ref sheet have? o.o
    Also no... I've been super busy with school I took a physics final just today and the only thing left is my AP US history test on Wednesday after that I should have a lot of free time!
    I got my calculator today but I don't really understand what you're saying ;-;
    I do know that there aren't proofs on the geometry part which is good, but the rest of the stuff confuses me.
    ALBERTO HELP ME I'M AN IDIOT
    HOW DO I GEOMETRY
    BECAUSE SAT IN LIKE A MONTH
    **** MY LIFE



    Also, I like the song, thanks <33
    lol yeah. I love his power... it's so bawss. <3
    (if you've seen it yet lol)
    Sure. Well turns out I don't have my defense tactics that Saturday so that major roadblock is gone. Now I just need to confirm with my friend for a ride and I'll be 100% sure I'll be attending.
    Kae I accepted. lul.
    And now I'm gonna be going to walmart with my bro lol.
    K sure.
    Here's my fb. Tell me who you are otherwise I'm gonna decline lol.
    Tyler Stallard
    *lurks xiroeys convo.*

    ALBERTO!!! MY HOME DAWG MY FOR RELLA G GANGSTA.
    If you want dat girl. You gotta show confidence. dem gurls lav the confidence. DON"T ASK HER OUT IN FRONT OF HER FRIENDS WHAT EVER YOU DO. Try to do it when she is alone with you (preferably after you've had a good time.) The whole asking her out in front of her friends thing is bs. She is more likely to give you a fake phone number and then ask her friends if she should date you. That would also might be embarrassing for her and you if you get a fake number


    Be chill in front of her friends don't do stupid stuff they will probably try to discourage her from dating you if she is ever thinking about it. The better you know her and the more she knows that you know her, but don't ask like a bajillion questions and come off as nosey. Usually the better. Also, be open about yourself but don't do stupid stuff. GET A JOB, DRIVERS LICENSE AND A CAR ASAP. This will show you have money, and will be able to get out more and do more things with her more often, without your parents making it awkward (intimacy). Don't attack any of her friends unless they are really ****ing asking for it. Otherwise you'll come off as a jerk wad and they will discourage her from dating you. Try to come off as chill and a bit mysterious (So many girls fell for me and I never knew till later lol) THIS ALSO DEPENDS ON THE GIRLS PERSONALITY (which you should be trying to learn as much as you can about her as fast as ya can). Also do a sport or something.

    THEN WHEN YOU ASK HER OUT, IF SHE SAYS YES AND YOU START DATING. BANG HER AND GET HER PREGNANT THEN LEAVE HER LIKE NECRO DID TO HIS HOE. YOLOSWAG420NOSCOPE Jk about that last part tho.
    Never use fox on wifi again lol.
    ISN"T SO EASY IS IT!? I SAW HOW MANY THINGS YOU ****ED UP ON LOL!
    Well from what I've seen on the boards you're a pretty chill guy.
    Not very talkative and easy to get along with and with that said I'm not sure what you'd like... But for now these are the only two images I could find. And have the feeling they aren't your style.
    [IMG]
    or
    [IMG]
    I'll look more if you don't like them lol.
    I think your current one suits you well though.
    You're a cool guy Alberto, why not just try being yourself?
    ...I know that's probably the corniest advice I can give, but it's true. Ya have a nice personality dude~

    [Sorry, Sunny is SO much better at this than I am...]

    Oh, I suppose I should mention one thing. A lot of girls actually like it when guys get nervous. Like, they think it's cute. So, either way you don't have too much to worry about ;)

    Hopefully that helps ease some of the tension next time you guys speak <3
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    Was unaware that yoloswag420noscopeggnore was a legit location haw haw haw....
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    YOU WANT MY LEGIT LOCATION DAWG?
    Va, ashburn.
    FIGHT ME IRL!
    GGGGGGGGGG NO RE
    Oh... random question... if you had to pick an avatar for me... what would it be? <w<

    (is looking for new avi)
    Key words: Without lag.

    But I shall destroy you.... When I feel like playing smash again... owo
    LOL
    You see... WITHOUT LAG TO SCREW ME OVER it's either
    1. you approach or
    2. you get lasered till kill percent.
    3. cry about it. :smirk:
    4. Her lil reflector thing will just leave you open.
    THE BUTTON LAG MAN!
    I tried using shdl, reflector. To get you to approach, WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO WORK. But nope... NOT ON WIFI. ;w;

    You got me good man. ;w;;;;;;;;;
    Building an igloo takes days... He said to just make a small ice cave... Which is basically the same thing as burying yourself under the snow. Your way of getting water is high risk of failure.

    Hee... <333
    Btw when I couldn't do anything as fox to your Zelda that one time cuz of the button lag I got so mad lol ;w;
    ..... you put your head under and scream at it. When you do that you let it know you're not prey. and its gonna look at you and be like. "ew I don't want none of that. ;w;"
    No. :glare:
    That would take a long time. So no.
    NO. You give? the answer would surprise you.

    There is a faster method of getting water...

    You're carrying a backpack with matches, an ice pick, blanket, and a pocket knife.
    Although they aren't really relevant.
    So you would fight a shark? AND expect to get back without drowning? Btw no that's its eyes
    2. No. :3
    4. The answer is actually more simple than you'd think
    1. LOL no. :glare:
    2. No. The actual answer... May freak you out.... heheheh... yeah. <w< (this one is the reason everyone fails.)
    3. :glare: Correct.
    4. Nope.
    5. Hahahahaha.... :glare: correct.

    So I C.
    Heheh..... :evil:

    [COLLAPSE="7."]Your plane has crashed into the middle of the ocean, there is an island nearby you begin to swim towards when you notice a shark begins to follow you. He gets dangerously close.

    What do you do?
    Multiple choice help:
    a. Swim faster.
    b. Ignore him and swim calmly
    c. Kick at his nose.
    d. Put your head under the water and scream at him.
    e. Swim in place till he goes away.
    [/COLLAPSE]

    [COLLAPSE="8."]You are now stranded on a small remote island and need water. There are clams and oysters in the shallow waters of the ocean. There are seagulls on the beach. And behind you are some palm trees and tall grass.

    How do you obtain the water you need?[/COLLAPSE]

    [COLLAPSE="9."]Assuming your plane crashes on the shore and only some of its beverages are okay. Which of these remaining beverages would you use to get water?

    a. Vodka
    b. Beer
    c. Soda
    d. Wine[/COLLAPSE]

    [COLLAPSE="10."]You are stranded in the tundra. You need to find shelter to sleep or you'll freeze to death.
    What do you do?[/COLLAPSE]

    [COLLAPSE="11."]You are in a forest and you need food. These animals are available to you, which one would you hunt?
    a. porcupine
    b. squirrel
    c. snakes
    d. deer
    e. birds
    [/COLLAPSE]

    [COLLAPSE="...."][IMG][/COLLAPSE]

    BONUS QUESTION: why you use inviso?
    heeeeee~<3
    No. :glare:

    Answer was cuz he wouldn't have knocked if it was his own room.

    And sure if you want.... Don't get over whelmed though. ;3
    Try again. lol
    Sorry I missed your post cuz of others lol.
    I'll tell you the correct answer if you get it wrong again lol.
    ......................................... Those were probably the two worst answers you could have given.....
    For time and space you could have said something like. "something can exist in both of them at the same time" or "They are both endless" etc...

    and for the last one lol no. try again.
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL correct. :glare:

    lvl 2. Easier than lvl one... since you can't technically get 4 and 5 wrong and six is waaaaay easy imo. Lvl 3 is the HARDEST OF ALL. legit nobody... has ever gotten past lvl 3 without failure... (cept me <3 and I take great pride in it)

    [COLLAPSE="4."]What do time and space have in common?[/COLLAPSE]

    [COLLAPSE="5."]What do the things permission and limitation have in common?[/COLLAPSE]

    [COLLAPSE="6."]There once was a woman who was vacationing in Hawaii. There had been reports of someone breaking into hotel rooms and stealing belongings. The woman checked into the hotel and lived there for a few days and one day she passed a man on her way to the hotel room wearing a brown hat. Later on that same day she heard a knock on her door. It was the man in the brown hat.
    "Can I help you?" She asked the man
    The man replied with. "oh sorry I thought this was my room"

    When he left she immediately called the police. As it turned out, it was the thief that there had been reports about... Now the question is... How did she know it was the thief?


    lol I know pretty easy right?[/COLLAPSE]
    First is still wrong.... Last chance :smirk:

    ...... did you cheat for the third one? ;w;
    Nobodies... ever.... gotten that.... ;w;;;;;;;;
    Note: Some of these will be easier since we are on the internet, still these questions are pretty easy anyway. These first three are super simple. However I will begin asking more serious/difficult questions as you progress. :3 First we shall start off with three super simple ones. Have fun. \owo/

    [COLLAPSE="Question 1. :3"]
    k, so there's a plane flying from North America to Canada, the plane malfunctions and crashes right on the border of North America and Canada.

    Where do you bury the survivors?
    [/COLLAPSE]

    [COLLAPSE="Question. 2. <w<"]
    You are a bus driver
    there are 5 people on your bus
    you stop and 2 people get off and 5 more get back on.
    at the next stop 8 get off and 15 get on, 3 of them are wearing hats.
    next stop 3 get off and 6 get on the last person to get on has an orange bag.
    next stop everyone gets off and the last person takes her purse with her

    what color are the bus drivers eyes? \owo/
    [/COLLAPSE]

    [COLLAPSE="Question 3. owo"]
    A farmer has a chicken, a fox, and a bag of grain. He must take all three across a river in his boat, which is only large enough for one item. If left alone, the fox will eat the chicken, and the chicken will eat the grain.

    How does the farmer get all 3 across the river?
    \owo/
    [/COLLAPSE]

    I have more for you if you can get these right. \owo/
    Hey berto~<3
    I have some questions to ask you. They are kinda like fun little mini quiz questions. :3
    Ya up for em?
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