Conservative vs Liberal: If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned from everyone. If a conservative is down and out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches the channel. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down. If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants all mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion of course!) If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes shopping for it or he may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
Long story short, if you are a liberal/if you think you are a liberal, you are either a ****** or you don't know what you are talking about.