Recent content by Lobelia Boy

I need to hear about this more. I want to play agaisnt any human being who: a) lives in New Orleans b) plays Smash c) doesn't suck at it like my friend Lars, who actually loses to me by SDing four times

I don't know Taylor, and he doesn't know me, but I co-sign anyway. For the good of us all.

I actually just got FZGX today. My favorite so far is the Little Wyvern, but...is that Fox's father piloting it? That's....interesting.....

I may have made a deal with the devil, but all he wants is to learn Guilty Gear. I can teach him basics, even though I'm not that good. He agreed to teach me how to get better at Melee in return. My biggest crutch is that I don't know what to do coming down, aside from throw turnips. But what if...

Battousai. The agreement we reached yesterday. When do you want it to happen? You teach me advanced Melee tactics, I teach you basic entry-level Guilty Gear.

Come on! This weekend's...a weekend! I want to play Smash! Who's with me! YEEEEAAAAH!

But they're right, though. This thread does suck.

Just a shoutout to Nicknyte, who helped me out in determining that my friend is, in fact, a complete newb at Smash. More so than me, even. At least I appear to know Peach's basic game.

Yeah, I'm joking. I DO think that she needs her own game, though. Like...to heck with the edutainment, just play as her and go around the world stealing everything.

I'm kinda surprised at the lack of love for Valentina here. She may have not been one of Super Mario RPG's focal points, but she WAS cool. Diamond Saw? Dodo summon? Come on...anyone? No, but you know who would RULE in Brawl? Remember me, gumshoe?

Good at GG? I guess I'm above average on the casual scale, but as a pro, I'm garbage. My best game is Third Strike.

Lies and slander. It's all about A.B.A.

MEGA EDIT: Finally thought of a worthwhile response. Took me long enough. My brain must be running on empty, since I can't even explain myself for making such a lousy thread. So here's my rationale: This thread is not funny. The responses to it are PRICELESS.

"What a ****load of ****!" James Rolfe, a celebrity on YouTube better known as "The Angry Video Game Nerd," has more than earned his spot. After playing dozens of horrible games so that we don't have to, he deserves to vent his never-ceasing fury on the cast of Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Oh...

Tomorrow, a friend of mine and I are going to be at my apartment playing Guilty Gear and Smash all day. Does anyone else want in on that?