There once was a white man, named Olimar. He was a woodchipper, & he works really hard to earn enough money to survived through his life. One day when Olimar was plucking vegie, he pulled out this strange looking red carrot. He washed it in water & it suddenly fired up. Surprised by this Olimar continued watching this little creatures. Until it stop & wave it attena at him. Olimar poke it & suddenlt he felt power going through his body. He the point his finger straight up, & the red creature fly right up. Amazed by this Olimar decided to pick more vegie creatures. He got purple, white, yellow, & blue. & he cal, them alk Pikmin.
Now instead of plucking & wood-chopping, Olimar command his little creatures to do it.
But one day 5police car pull up, & Olimar noticed they look kinda like the creatured hes controlling except older.
Olimar was the arrested for using child for labor & the fact of ine of them was purple made it a hate-crime.
Olimar is now in jail for life.
The end.