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HEY YOU! ARE YOU READY TO UNLEASH THE BEAST?! THEN WELCOME TO UNLEASH THE BEAST! Location: IceBlock 28 Antarctica, 00001 Time, 27:00 PM Here are the rules: The stages allowed are: F-ZERO STAGE TOON LINK SHIP CUSTOM STAGE WITH NO PLATFORMS!!! That's right...

YO BRO! WTF IS UP WITH THIS ****?! What do we have here? A ruleset made by EVO? We all got to understand that we need to adapt to certain environments and certain rules played by other people. BUT I SAY **** THAT **** AND HAMMER THEM IN THE GUT! LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST!!! (sponsored by...

Alright, the people of Antarctica has been sandbagging the world no more. You thought we were only ice and penguins and the biggest threat to Global Warming. But deep inside, we are the most BADASS SMASHERS YOU WILL EVER SEE! Featuring LMNOP-Cancelling, Tsunamidashing, and APOCALYPSE...

YO MAN! WTF IS UP WITH THIS ****?! You gotta understand man, Hockey is the ****. The malls are diesal, the girls are banging, the night life is hustling. This place is awesome. THEN YOU GOT THE MAPLE SYRUP! LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST!!! (sponsored by Red Bull)

YO MAN! WTF IS UP WITH THIS ****?! The things that are more technical than brawl is life itself. Smell the fresh air. Breathe in and out. THEN BEAT THE **** OUT OF YOUR NEIGHBOR! LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST!!! (sponsored by Red Bull)

YO MAN! WTF IS UP WITH THIS ****?! You gotta understand bro. The Sheik boards will NEVER DIE!!! YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ WE PLAY TO WIN! IF WE DONT PLAY TO WIN, WE PLAY TO LOSE, LIKE LIBERALS! LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST!!! (sponsored by Red Bull)

YO SON! WTF IS UP WITH THIS ****?! THIS AINT NO POKEMON! THATS A CHINESE MYTH DRAGON FROM SOME ZEN TEXTBOOK! You gotta roll with the homeslices with a SHINY MAGIKARP LEVEL 100!!! LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST!!! (sponsored by Red Bull)

Halo more like...GAYLO!!! WTF IS UP WITH THIS **** SON?! YOU CANT RUN FASTER WITH A KNIFE? THIS ISNT A REAL FPS GAME! LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST!!! (sponsored by Red Bull)

YO SON! WTF IS UP WITH THIS ****?! GUITAR HERO IV RIPPING OFF ROCK BAND WHO RIPPED OFF OF GUITAR FREAKS/BATTLETOADS/ROCK BAND?! Yo, they better have Dragonforce songs on drums. DOUBLE BASS ON ONE BASS PEDAL BABY! LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST!!! (sponsored by Red Bull)

YO SON! WHAT THE **** IS UP WITH THIS ****? FALL STEPPING DOWN? Yo man, I thought you was cool man. You gotta step it up. YOU GOTTA TAKE THE BULL BY THE HORNS!!! LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST BABY!!! (sponsored by Red Bull)

YO BABY!!!! GTA IV IS THE **** SON! You don't know about that. Go run up to a cop from behind, pull up that shotgun and go BOOM HEADSHOT! LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST BABY!!! (sponsored by Red Bull)

War is necessary War brings Pain War is necessary War brings Peace

Tiers are for Tiers man....

You girls are too nice to us guys. I'm surprised no girl has flipped out on how pathetic some of the guys are acting. I know some of the girls I know, they HATE nice guys. They get so bored they easily cheat on the Nice Guy for a Real man. Not a Jerk (though some real men are jerks), but just...

Ok, let's face it girls. You are not fooling us guys. The vast majority of the population of girls have had at least a crush on another girl. For guys, it's usually a either heterosexual or homosexual relationship. Bisexuality is quite rare for guys. Girls on the other hand, bisexuality is...