Guide Zelda Social: But also the FE Heroes Internet Cafe

[S.F.L.R_9]

was that a falcon scrub?

No actually
They were pretty good. It surprised me

 

[Soul.]

No actually
They were pretty good. It surprised me

 

[EODM07]

I remember one time on FG on 3DS, I ran into a ZSS that JV2 Stocked me. All he did was Charge Neutral, D-Throw, UAir, Up B and he would always spike me. That made me hate ZSS so much. (I was a Lucina btw)

A-Am I t-that waifu material!?

but why hasn't berserker noticed my waifu capabilities i mean wut

Yes. ;3

Also, didn't you have a dislike for @berserker. because of the feetsies? o:

 

[CatRaccoonBL]

The Waifu has arrived. : D

Quick. Group hug. NOW.

Also, that Linkin' Park music. =w=

*SLAPS*

Hands off my gorl. MY WAIFU! I saw her first. >: (

*Huggles* @ SBphiloz4

 

[Blossom ✿]

No actually
They were pretty good. It surprised me

It's always good to run into a good Falcon especially considering the fact that there are so many Falcons online and a lot of them are just straight up bad. A lot of the FG Falcons also don't even do the right taunt. They shouldn't be using that up-taunt, they should be requesting me to show them my moves.

 

[kenniky]

69 m i rite

what the

what

what

BAN·LUIGI

 

[Soul.]

You know a Falcon is bad when:
no down throw to aerial
using down b to land

 

[UkeNicky]

Why is it impossible to play Roll Glory for half an hour without coming across a Falcon

Anyways
Teleport cancelling is way too fun. BYE FALCON :^)

I down taunted afterwards for disrespect but it got partially cut off. Smh

I really need to practice ledge teleport cancelling. As it is, I only very rarely pull it off and when I do I usually giggle and am like
"Omg I did it ^=^"
*uses Din's Fire off stage*

 

[Soul.]

what the

what

what

BAN·LUIGI

you have it wrong there my friend
it's
BAN·DIDDY

 

[SBphiloz4]

Yes. ;3

*SLAPS*

Hands off my gorl. MY WAIFU! I saw her first. >: (

*Huggles* @ SBphiloz4

G-Gorls please, I-I--...

*me right now*

Also, didn't you have a dislike for @berserker. because of the feetsies? o:

Yes, berserker is a stupid jerk and I hatehatehatehatehate him so much who needs him anyway.

It's not like I want him to notice me or anything...

... Hmph.

 

[Fernosaur]

Wow thanks so much! I didn't expect this many volunteers. It's great!

I'm opening a private conversation so if anyone else is interested, just let me know and I'll add you

You can add me in skype if that's more comfortable for you. Look me up as Fernosaur (big surprise).

 

[EODM07]

Yes, berserker is a stupid jerk and I hatehatehatehatehate him so much who needs him anyway.

It's not like I want him to notice me or anything...

... Hmph.

I feel like I'm getting MariAli vibes from this. o3o (And slight MeiSaku vibes too. :3)

Chin up. @berserker. will never notice you. Although @berserker. might one day...

Spoiler

 

[CatRaccoonBL]

G-Gorls please, I-I--...

*me right now*

Yes, berserker is a stupid jerk and I hatehatehatehatehate him so much who needs him anyway.

It's not like I want him to notice me or anything...

... Hmph.

Just keep remembering you are my gorl. :3

 

[Soul.]

... Hmph.

oh look, that finger.

coincidence?

 

[Lorde]

Hey gorls~

I have a favor to ask. For one of my classes I have to have conversations with people about masculinity and men's health and write a short response paper about how it went and what I noticed, etc.

Would anyone be willing to respond to some questions? Either in a private message or right here in the Zelda social? (Edit: Skype could also be an option)

If more than one person is interested, we can have a group conversation.

Let me know~

This sounds fun. Count me in, sis.

Woah
I just made a really cool discovery but it's kinda specific so it might not ever happen in a real match

So if Bowser Jr. fsmashes you and you're right next to him, you can spam Nayru's and completely avoid the last hit (aka the one with kill power) and hit him out of it with Nayru's

I tested it at mid range and max distance but it didn't work, so yeah kinda situational but still interesting

Bowser Jr.'s fsmash has a blind spot right next to him, so you can just can stand there and not get hit if you're not playing a fat character. And then you can use a better punish move instead of Nayru's.

I'm disappointed that I missed the Pokemon cry conversation. Listen to this gem of a cry:

 

[EODM07]

Spoiler

Here's a way to get noticed by your Waifu. : D (Psst. This be in my signature too. :3)
Go get 'em @ SBphiloz4 .

 

[Lavani]

That said, if spikes really couldn't be teched characters like[...]Greninja[...]would have really impressive combo games.

Case in point:

I had to cut out the beginning because it was too long to upload to gfycat otherwise

 

[Princess Toady]

Hey gorls~

I have a favor to ask. For one of my classes I have to have conversations with people about masculinity and men's health and write a short response paper about how it went and what I noticed, etc.

Would anyone be willing to respond to some questions? Either in a private message or right here in the Zelda social? (Edit: Skype could also be an option)

If more than one person is interested, we can have a group conversation.

Let me know~

I'll do it too, sounds interesting !

 

[Warchamp7]

@ Warchamp7 san why are my avatars so blurry

Theyre good quality, but when I upload them, they look like crap

Press Ctrl + 0

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Press Ctrl + 0

Thanks for taking the time to answer, but it doesn't seemed to have worked

 

[Alacion]

Hatched a HP Ice Shiny Helioptile. Only 4IV though with bad def IV

 

[Macchiato]

@ Locke 06 @Reserved have you guys decided a time for the crew battle today?

 

[EODM07]

Hatched a HP Ice Shiny Helioptile. Only 4IV though with bad def IV

Awww.
I hatched a shiny Chimchar in X/Y and named it Funky Kong. : D
And I don't need to struggle with IV Breeding anymore. I got SUPER lucky on Wonder Trade. Got a 6 IV Shiny Japanese Ditto with its HA and Timid Nature.

 

[Locke 06]

@ Locke 06 @Reserved have you guys decided a time for the crew battle today?

lol. The guy who's supposed to be organizing us is being bad at organizing. I delegated responsibilities to @ Fenrir VII . So if he doesn't get his **** together, then it probably won't happen until another day.

Edit: lol. And by that, I mean it probably won't happen today. By the looks of things, we don't have enough people available for today or tomorrow.

 

[Macchiato]

Ok I told our group leader

 

[Soul.]

Hatched a HP Ice Shiny Helioptile. Only 4IV though with bad def IV

Keep it. It's frail af anyway

 

[Fenrir VII]

I tried to organize us. I really did.

 

[Alacion]

Keep it. It's frail af anyway

Nah I hatched a better one... just not shiny. I'm reluctant to use shiny Pokemon anyway since people automatically get suspicious.

Don't gotta be shiny to do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BCRAQb3Ssc

 

[Soul.]

Nah I hatched a better one... just not shiny. I'm reluctant to use shiny Pokemon anyway since people automatically get suspicious.

Don't gotta be shiny to do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BCRAQb3Ssc

ooh anime, time to watch this Kappa
that's cool. How the **** do you get hidden power ivs though, stupid rng

 

[Alacion]

ooh anime, time to watch this Kappa
that's cool. How the **** do you get hidden power ivs though, stupid rng

Caught a 30 def IV Ditto. Took me forever to get a HP Fire Treecko.

HP Ice the easiest to breed outside Dark/Dragon since 5IVs have a 50% chance of getting.

 

[Lavani]

Shinies are really annoying to play with anyway, the time wasted on ~*~*sparkles*~*~ every time you send it out gets old after the fifth or so time

most shinies look worse than default colors too

 

[SBphiloz4]

oh look, that finger.

coincidence?

Eh, people finger point all the time in animu. c;

 

[Lorde]

I only use shinies because they're rarer so it makes me feel glamorous and high class.

There are very few Pokemon that I use the default (such as Volcarona because it's perfect just the way it is <3).

 

[Soul.]

Caught a 30 def IV Ditto. Took me forever to get a HP Fire Treecko.

HP Ice the easiest to breed outside Dark/Dragon since 5IVs have a 50% chance of getting.

I have a HP Ice Ditto. Perhaps this will work.
...I'll end up getting HP whatever instead of Ice.

 

[|ven|]

Someone teach me how to pokemon.

 

[Jaguar360]

I have a feeling that nobody will care about this little story, but I have nowhere else to vent really. This will probably be a long-ish post.

Yesterday, my school had a tournament. It ended up being two stock Free for All, thankfully changed from items on and 3 minutes. The moment I heard of the Smash tournament, I planned to win and was the favorite to win it. Once I heard that it was Free for all, I practiced every night and adjust to the playstyle. I was doing really well with Zelda against the level 9 CPUs and knew that I would be ready to win the tournament using her. Though I hadn't played Smash on the Wii U yet, I was certain that I would be able to either easily adapt the control scheme on the ever-praised GC controller or just use someone's 3DS as the controller if I felt more conformtable with that.

The tournament came and I was ready to go. It was more hype than I had expected it to be and had a lot of fun watching even if half of the people didn't appear to be very good. When my turn was up, I was faced against four of my closest friends. I was confident that I would win.

Only two control methods were available: GC controller and Wii Remote w/ Nunchuck. 3DSs weren't allowed for the sake of time. Though I had played Brawl with the Wii remote and Nunchuck years ago and never played with the GC controller in Smash, I went with the controller because I heard so many good things about it. There was no time for a button check. I was soon up against two Lucarios and a Shulk and the match began.

I noticed that my movement felt much more awkward than I was used to on the 3DS. I couldn't grab or use pivot attacks well either. Thus, I was reduced to Farore's Wind spam and it worked for the most part. I got two elevator kills that hyped the crowd behind me and nearly killed a Lucario with a lightning kick at 57% near the ledge. I couldn't control the Farore's Winds very well, though and was left vulnerable multiple times in the air. I knocked the Shulk out with an elevator and it was me and the two Lucarios left, but I tragically ran into one of the Lucario's f-smashes. However, he got knocked out by the other Lucario at the same time and tied for 2nd with me. Originally we were going to have a 2 stock 1 v 1 game, but the rules were changed to Sudden Death. I started to worry, knowing that the tiniest mistake could take me out of the tournament. My strategy was to quickly dash to shield, then punish the Aura Sphere. Instead, I ended up slowly walking into an uncharged Aura Sphere and dying. I was heartbroken and filled with . Seeing a Greninja player in the 1 v 1 finals produced even more , especially since I knew that mine was better than his (he had a solid Greninja though).

I wasn't angry and my friend tried to comfort me after the battle, knowing that wasn't fair, but I was extremely depressed for the rest of that day and this morning. I was filled with doubt about pretty much everything, and questioned my plans on attending a true tournament in August. After all, if I can't win a small, non-serious local at my school, where I know more than anyone else about Smash, how could I do anything but embarrass myself at a tournament with the likes of False, NAKAT and Keitaro?

I knew that the controls and the rules of the tournament were likely a factor, but I didn't want to make excuses for myself. However, this afternoon I decided to try and find closure by playing Brawl on my actual Wii instead of on my PC after 2-3 years and with the GC controller.

I was terrible.

I knew that it was the controller now that was the issue moreso than my actual skill, especially since I had played Brawl on my PC hours before and had done well. Movement felt really clunky and no matter what control scheme I chose, grabbing and doing specials felt really awkward. In Mario Kart Wii, however, I was just as good as I was when I left, though that was probably because I played Double Dash before. After my play session, I felt a bit bitter, though still a bit worried about my Smash career.

I do have a few questions to propose. Are my complaints about the format and controls valid, or am I just making excuses? Am I right to be as worried as I am? Am I a scrub?

Some final statements I'd like to make:
F*** THE GAMECUBE CONTROLLER
F*** FREE FOR ALL
F*** SUDDEN DEATH
F*** LUCARIO
BAN ZELDA

 

[Alacion]

Someone teach me how to pokemon.

(Choice Scarf) Electrify + Lightning Rod. Go!

 

[Soul.]

Someone teach me how to pokemon.

Google is your friend.

 

[|ven|]

Why do all the cute pokemon suck ;o;

 

[Alacion]

Why do all the cute pokemon suck ;o;

Hyper Voice erm Sylveon is 3rd most used in doubles.

I have a HP Ice Ditto. Perhaps this will work.
...I'll end up getting HP whatever instead of Ice.

I'm bad at math but it's like... 1/6 chance to not pass down necessary IV from Ditto. 50% chance for even remaining IV. So 1/12 which is 8.3% according to my calculator.