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[Burgundy]

Watching Mighty Warriors with Gar atm. It's a swing and a miss. It's so fast paced that the misses don't last that long before it hits a funny spot, so I guess that's OK. It's like a show made for people who can't focus on one sentence at a time. lul


I still haven't got Celica. She's literally the only unit I do not have yet. CRI CRI CRI CRIIIIIII jk I don't want that booty-thirsty heaux. I want more magic bois instead. Like Boey. He is adorable. Or maybe a bara mage like Bruno, aaaay?

I would suggest NOT merging her (for the reasons I stated a million times over) and also because Distant Counter could be usable for bait-gorls with Quick Riposte and Distant Counter Weapon gorls. It's basically a +6 DEF/RES.

Speaking of not merging things, I had to waste more orbz to get my barracks to 300. I have to keep the fodder around and also I want every single unit eventually so I have quite a few +10 4* gorls sitting around waiting to be trained.

I have about 69 orbs (if you lenny face you have to go to jail) and I'm going to save them. I'm thinking about doing those Squad Assault things right now. It's easier than Tempest Trial since the units get ridiculous stats, but the units are known so yay ez game ez life. That means year-round SP grinding until we all eventually get bored of FEH?

I assume we're getting another banner sometime around the mid-mark of July. It'll probably be a Hero Fest one. Or hey, maybe a new character banner with a new story mode in general. But there has been a Choose Your Own Legend thing floating around for a bit. If it's just repeats I'd pass. But if it's newbies like Silver Haired Gorl then I'll be poor oopsT. If Bishop Serra ever comes out I will literally be living in box because of how much I'd spend to get the best nature for the best gorl. save me pls

Also happy birthday, gorl. Now you just have to wait 3 years until you can legally play the "take a drink every time you see a gorl say gorl, girl, gurl, ha, sis, or sass" in the thread. But if you want to take an easier route with less drinks, just take a drink every time you see "Zelda" jajajajaja. :^)

Eh, I already merged her. I don't see myself getting enough Celica's to go above +5, and if I did get enough I wouldn't. Plus I don't really have anyone who really needs Distant Defense other than maybe Lukas but it's not necessary for him. Plus now her Attack is at an even 50 without needing the +Attack seal and that makes me feel good

Also I doubt we'll get a banner called "Hero Fest" since that one was specifically meant to celebrate a holiday in Japan, but maybe we could get something similar to it with boosted drop rates. Though tbh I don't think I'd pull on it unless they had a character I liked. The top tier units may be good but I don't want them since they're literally all I ever see in Arena. There's always at least one Rein, Hector, Ryoma, Azura, Ninian, etc, an usually there's more than just one of those. Idk how people can stand doing that, using just the perfect units all the time. It's so boring and uncreative

 

[Ffamran]

I'm sorry gorl ;w; I would've given her to you if I could. If you're curious, she was +HP/-Def

Also, uh, btw gorls as of an hour ago I'm 18. Happy birthday to me, all I want is a perf Alm or two so I can make him and Celica a happy couple

That's still better than -Atk Henry. I kind of wanted to build Henry into this anti-axe mage just for fun and because I need to get rid of some Laslows, but -Atk on a mage with low attack sucks.

If Veronica shows up as a boss again, then I might have to send Henry away so Sophia can use G Tomebreaker with T-Adept 2 to counter Veronica. I don't want to, but I need a reliable back-up in case Lucina dies. ;_;

Also, happy birthday, Burgundy! You're now an adult birb.

 

[Koiba]

Burgundy happy birthday sisT~

 

[Cress!]

Gorls omg

Spoiler: New Tempest Trials & Echoes spoilers

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GORL ARE WE GETTING BERKUT? RINEA?? BOTH??? YES PLEASE!!

Spoiler

Rinea would be a pretty hot character to add

And happy bday, congrats on getting something better than a -Atk Julia already! Yes I'm still salty about that.

Also happy birthday, gorl. Now you just have to wait 3 years until you can legally play the "take a drink every time you see a gorl say gorl, girl, gurl, ha, sis, or sass" in the thread. But if you want to take an easier route with less drinks, just take a drink every time you see "Zelda" jajajajaja. :^)

Or you could move to Europe and start playing right away!

 

[Lil Puddin]

"Aw yeah, I made fetch happen!"

Help me, the show I'm watching just made a Mean Girls reference.

Spoiler

Rinea would be a pretty hot character to add

And happy bday, congrats on getting something better than a -Atk Julia already! Yes I'm still salty about that.

Or you could move to Europe and start playing right away!

You're in Europe, aren't y- Wait.

Are you playing the game now, gorlo?

Is this you?

GORL NO YOU'LL DIE STOP

But wow Rinea is a pretty gorl. She'd be an awesome GHB unit. Tho Berkut is also hot so. Like. I want either one for GHB eventually. FEH needs a legit Witch class representative.

 

[EODM07]

Morning Pit mains. How's everyone doing?

About to go and have my breakfast and possibly check to see how the VGBC Sm4sh local went as well.
I checked the July Monthly they had during the weekend, Parappa managed to actually beat Pink Fresh at the Monthly with Bowser Jr.

Good on you Parappa!

I also tried out Kamiko yesterday, seems like its a fun game designed mainly for speedrunners (I'm just missing the Secret Items as of now, hopefully I can find them).

Spoiler: Yuri pic of the day~

 

[Cress!]

"Aw yeah, I made fetch happen!"

Help me, the show I'm watching just made a Mean Girls reference.


You're in Europe, aren't y- Wait.

Are you playing the game now, gorlo?

Is this you?

GORL NO YOU'LL DIE STOP

But wow Rinea is a pretty gorl. She'd be an awesome GHB unit. Tho Berkut is also hot so. Like. I want either one for GHB eventually. FEH needs a legit Witch class representative.

I've only had 5 small sips of wine since I've been here. It's okay but I don't think I'd want to actually drink it.
But I would play the drinking game with my favorite kind of wine!

Spoiler

Berkut is definitely the first option for a GHB. Rinea would be pretty spoilery since she only becomes an important character right before the final boss. Fernand is an option too tho, but he'd prolly be the most boring of the 3. Berkut and Rinea have some interesting jank that could be added to Heroes.

EDIT:

Lissa here to chop up fools with her thicc axe, Freddy's here too. Robin does whatever he does, Lucina's still here to try and convince everyone that she's a man. Wanted some gameplay but Lissa with an axe is really all I needed.

 

[Buddhahobo]

Happy Birthday Burgundy!

I've only had 5 small sips of wine since I've been here. It's okay but I don't think I'd want to actually drink it.

You seem like the type of person who'd like Mimosas.

It's champagne and orange juice and for little old ladies who want to feel all fancy during special occasions like when having brunch with their family from out of town and have no alcohol tolerance.

There's also Sangria, which has a lot of fruit in it; went to this spanish bar once and they'd give you a free glass of it with every shot, yum.

Lissa here to chop up fools with her thicc axe

This is honestly all I wanted. Now just let us swap out the steel axe for a bolt axe...or Armads. :D

 

[Ffamran]

This is honestly all I wanted. Now just let us swap out the steel axe for a bolt axe...or Armads. :D

It'll probably be unlockable too knowing how Warriors games works. The question now is whether or not they'll go with FE's style of equipment where you can equip anything with a high enough rank outside of personal weapons or if they'll go with Warriors where everyone has a unique set of weapons. Well, for the most part, since it wouldn't be surprised if people shared starter weapons.

Anyway, squad assault is all right. One of the maps was the Nohr siblings one and I found a way to cheese it. 4* Subaki can tank and trap Xander in the corner and I trapped Leo by accident after attacking him with Est. Camilla has to die by the second turn, so she doesn't screw anything up. Est with Drag Back attacking and pulling Leo forward causes Elise to run up to heal Leo. The AI always attacks and the only way Leo can is by going down between the river and tree. Doing so charged Est's Dragon Fang and she took Elise out with it and Drag Back moves her out of the way which gives Leo a glimmer of hope that he can escape. Eliwood being a cavalier can gallop in to stop that. Camilla was probably the most dangerous one now that I think of it since she could have killed Eliwood if Lissa wasn't there.

 

[Lil Puddin]

Lissa will be the Agitha of this game??? Yeeeeee gooooooorrrrrrllllllllsssss

 

[Lorde]

Palla is all done now. I'll eventually 5* her, but not until after I 5* Cordelia first.

Spoiler

I might end up giving her the Wo Dao+, but it makes her MU with Hector a bit worse, so idk if I'll do it.

I need to grind up SP for Cordelia (which I'll do Friday during the double SP event), and I'm currently leveling up Cherche. After that is Tsubaki and then the team will be complete.

 

[Burgundy]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME
I bought some orbs and got 2 ALM'S, a 5 Star Sakura, and Eldigan
Sadly both Alm's are -Atk, but one is +Speed so I can merge into that one and help out his Attack and bit
Plus I'll be using windsweep so +Spd will help with that
I'm very happy ahhh

Gah this made my day
Oh also thanks for all the birthday wishes!

 

[Lorde]

Burgundy gorl, there's going to be a new sacred seal that acts as if your speed is 5 higher than it actually is for Windsweep and Watersweep

Basically, it makes those skills actually useable

It's called Phantom Speed or something like that

 

[Burgundy]

Burdgundy gorl, there's going to be a new sacred seal that acts as if your speed is 5 higher than it actually is for Windsweep and Watersweep

Basically, it makes those skills actually useable

It's called Phantom Speed or something like that

Yeah I heard and that's even better
It also makes my idea of giving Naked Frederick Watersweep to match his theme possible
I really love this update

 

[Lorde]

I got a Summer Frederick, but he's -spd

So basically, I have to keep pulling on the banner until I get one without a trash nature, after that, I'll probs pull for Summer Tiki in hopes of summoning a +atk Cherche or a +atk/+spd Cecilia

 

[Burgundy]

So does this "Phantom Speed" only work when attacking, or is it always active? And do you think it would make giving Darting Blow or Wind Boost unnecessary? Cause if so, then I can give Alm something to help his Attack, probably Death Blow since he'll usually only attack in the player phase anyways
Edit: Actually he'll attack in both, I'm mixing up Windsweep with Firesweep
Still, I dunno. I don't like always giving people Fury. It's a bit boring

 

[Lorde]

the actual wording for the seal is this:

When any skill compares this unit's Spd stat to another unit's, this unit's Spd stat is counted as +5 over actual value.

i would assume it's another "in-combat" effect akin to the spur skills, meaning it would be active on both player and enemy phases

and yeah, darting blow sounds kinda redundant since +spd alm would essentially have 38 spd with this seal, which is pretty decent. you could still run darting blow to basically guarantee that your opponent can't counterattack

i would probs run death blow tho

 

[EODM07]

Morning Red Luigi mains. How's everyone doing?

Been watching a bit of SGDQ, they recently showed a speedrun of a fangame of Ghosts N' Goblins named Ghosts N' Demons, I love the fact that it also uses compressed voice clips of Arthur from Marvel vs. Capcom, that is a really nice touch.

Also, during the Banjo Kazooie run, the speedrunner started to rap during the Crocodile Minigame.
And of course, Blaster Master Zero has been updated. You can now get Shantae and Shovel Knight as DLC characters. So that's going to be real fun.

Spoiler: Yuri pic of the day~

 

[Cress!]

After getting absolutely nothing since the Swimsuit banner went up, I've finally been bleßed.

Spoiler: Someone that I wanted and needed

Spoiler: Also

She's +Atk -Def
I'M READY TO ROLL
No but seriously, that's 48 attack with Assault. A pure 48 attack thanks to Wrathful Staff.

What's even the point of using Celica anymore?

 

[Lorde]

After getting absolutely nothing since the Swimsuit banner went up, I've finally been bleßed.

Spoiler: Someone that I wanted and needed

Spoiler: Also

She's +Atk -Def
I'M READY TO ROLL
No but seriously, that's 48 attack with Assault. A pure 48 attack thanks to Wrathful Staff.

What's even the point of using Celica anymore?

I just got one that's +atk -hp

She's such a precious gorl that I can't sacrifice her as fodder

 

[Ffamran]

Apparently, we know who the Tempest Trials boss will be...

Spoiler: Tempest Trials boss

And her stats are complete and utter BS: https://serenesforest.net/forums/in...-tobin-new-tt/&do=findComment&comment=4907032.

If you can't read the screenshot, Celica has 63 HP, 53 Atk, 38 Spd, 27 Def, and 28 Res. With her default Distant Defense 3, she effectively has 33 defense and 34 resistance against ranged units. Also, someone mentioned she has Desperation. I hope this is Lunatic Celica because I don't want to imagine what kind of monster she'd be.

At full HP, she basically has 58 attack and 43 speed. She kills 122 5* characters while leaving most barely alive unless they have R Tomebreaker or Wary Fighter and the only one who can kill her by default if they attack her is 5* Cordelia thanks to T-Adept 3. Otherwise, good luck with Abel, Azura, Camus, bride Charlotte, Donnel, Effie, Ephraim, Brave Lance Est, Hinoka, Luke, Ogma, summer F!Robin, and Sharena.

This is going to suck hard. At least I have R Tomebreaker on Ursula who can actually counter kill her with +4 attack and +4 whatever or one Hone or one Fortify Cavalry. Mae's useless without R Tomebreaker and Linde can sort deal with her, especially with R Tomebreaker. Otherwise, I'll need to figure how I can get her in range of Donnel, Effie, Ephraim, or Est to attack her twice.

And if I really needed to, 4* Odin with T-Adept 2 and a ton of buffs can actually counter kill Celica. If only I had T-Adept 3.

Well, on the bright side, Henry gets to live since there's no reason to use him for G Tomebreaker (yet). Yay! Please give me another Henry who isn't -Atk, game. And while you're at it, a couple of Roys and a Cherche, Cordelia, and/or Hinoka who isn't -Atk or -Spd would be nice.

 

[Burgundy]

Whew. I beat Alm and Celica's maps. I like the idea of these bond battles, so they don't have to worry about pushing out new and old GHB's every week
Also, lovely touch adding the SoV battle theme for when you engage the two of them

Apparently, we know who the Tempest Trials boss will be...

Spoiler: Tempest Trials boss

And her stats are complete and utter BS: https://serenesforest.net/forums/in...-tobin-new-tt/&do=findComment&comment=4907032.

If you can't read the screenshot, Celica has 63 HP, 53 Atk, 38 Spd, 27 Def, and 28 Res. With her default Distant Defense 3, she effectively has 33 defense and 34 resistance against ranged units. Also, someone mentioned she has Desperation. I hope this is Lunatic Celica because I don't want to imagine what kind of monster she'd be.

At full HP, she basically has 58 attack and 43 speed. She kills 122 5* characters while leaving most barely alive unless they have R Tomebreaker or Wary Fighter and the only one who can kill her by default if they attack her is 5* Cordelia thanks to T-Adept 3. Otherwise, good luck with Abel, Azura, Camus, Donnel, Effie, Ephraim, Brave Lance Est, Hinoka, Luke, Ogma, summer F!Robin, and Sharena.

This is going to suck hard. At least I have R Tomebreaker on Ursula who can actually counter kill her with +4 attack and +4 whatever or one Hone or one Fortify Cavalry. Mae's useless without R Tomebreaker and Linde can sort deal with her, especially with R Tomebreaker. Otherwise, I'll need to figure how I can get her in range of Donnel, Effie, Ephraim, or Est to attack her twice.

And if I really needed to, 4* Odin with T-Adept 2 and a ton of buffs can actually counter kill Celica. If only I had T-Adept 3.

Well, on the bright side, Henry gets to live since there's no reason to use him for G Tomebreaker (yet). Yay! Please give me another Henry who isn't -Atk, game. And while you're at it, a couple of Roys and a Cherche, Cordelia, and/or Hinoka who isn't -Atk or -Spd would be nice.

Well ****. I guess I can handle her with my Male Robin and Camus teaming up on her. But it's gonna be tough with dealing with all her other teammates
Also weird, I guess the new Wind/Watersweep seal won't be used in the final battle like Quickened Pulse was last time

 

[Lorde]

Cordelia is done and ready to destroy any heaux that crosses ha paTh

Spoiler

my cordelia ORKOs the new TT boss even without TA3, so that's good to know. I'll probably end up sending out Boey alone, surrendering, and then using flier/horse emblem to clear the trial

 

[Y2Kay]

Back when SI was new, I stupidly gave Red tome breaker to Robin M when I could have saved Odin for Moonbow.

I guess it worked out tho.

 

[Cress!]

Um

That came out of nowhere

 

[Lorde]

playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/doomfist/

Not sure how much I'll enjoy playing him. He seems decent, though

 

[Cress!]

Thoughts on the Splat 2 direct:
-YOU CAN'T REPLACE THE SQUID SISTERS
-UMBRELLA
-RAPIDER BLASTER
-I saw the Inkbrush at one point so I can use my main again yay
-They brought back 2 maps and they had to be there worst 2 maps. wtf Ninty. (Port Mack honestly looks completely different in 2 thankfully, but it's still Port Mack).
-

Marina master race

This improved my hype honestly. Mostly the Inkbrush though. Especially the Inkbrush.

 

[Burgundy]

I like the new hosts. Marina is cute and Pearl looks like a diva type of character and she's cute as well
I love the crazy ideas they come up with for weapons. I never thought they would top the bucket, but now we have a shotgun umbrella
I'm glad this games seems to have much more content than the original at first, it'll give good impressions to people when they first try it. I know some friends who didn't like Splatoon cause it was so bare bones in the beginning

 

[Lil Puddin]

Tobin stats are out, and wow, what a surprise, he's garbage!

My guess is FEH devs sat there going "Hm, this character is actually good and worth the effort. He'll be a hard counter to Hector and he can basically take down armored tanks with enough bulk (and speed) to deal with them. Yay! We're so great, guys.

OOPST! But we already have good Hector hard counters. And armor hard counters. Heck, armor hard counters itself with its limited movement. GORLS WUT R U DOIN OVER THERE???

Anyway~

I got 20 orbs together with all the freebies. I had a pity rate of about 4% (I threw another 40 at the game because of the 3-lame-gorl banner so ye). That's very rare for me, so I was happy and knew if I kept sniping blues I'd eventually get Summer Robin, the last waifu I needed since I got Summer Tiki (-ATK JAJAJA) and the 2 husbandos. WELL...

Spoiler: Big adventure with a sad beginning and a happy ending

playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/doomfist/

Not sure how much I'll enjoy playing him. He seems decent, though

A bara husbando so soon, wow this is gr-

OFFENSE HERO?

OW TEAM WUT R U DOIN

R U OK

DO U NID HELP

My guess is they won't add more Defense Heroes until the existing ones finally get all the reworks hey need. The only reason Dive Meta exists is because the Defense Heroes can't do their job well enough to actually deal with the Dive Meta. OOPST.

 

[Lorde]

I'm disappointed that we now have 8 offense heroes, but only 4 healers, and we'll have to wait at least another 3-4 months for the chance of getting a new healer

Blizzard why

 

[Cress!]

Tobin stats are out, and wow, what a surprise, he's garbage!

Wow
Wow
That's...
Wow
I was going to TRY and use him, but what am I supposed to do with stats like those?
Dump Armorslayer for something else, but what? Wo Dao, other people use it better. Ruby Sword, others use it better. Killing Edge, others use it better. Brave Sword, others use it better.
My happy face is off, forget this Tempest.

 

[Gay Ginger]

I've only had 5 small sips of wine since I've been here. It's okay but I don't think I'd want to actually drink it.

Girl, a glass of wine is the best. I strongly prefer it over liquor, and it's much better than beer (which is basically piss lol).

 

[Ffamran]

Tobin stats are out, and wow, what a surprise, he's garbage!

Tobin's stats scream to me "Hinata, but with higher resistance and speed." His physical bulk isn't as good, but his overall bulk is when he has 30 speed to avoid getting doubled a lot and 26 resistance is kind of all right. He could probably do Hinata's job of being a green wall with a Ruby Sword better when his resistance would let him wall out green mages unlike Hinata who mostly walls out axes. Unfortunately, he's a sword unit, there are a ton of them, it's a huge investment if you're going for Ruby Sword+, Hinata, Palla, Stahl, and Selena exist, and we didn't really need a sword Donnel right now. Maybe axe Donnel, but another red mounted mage, another green mounted mage, more flying mages that aren't seasonal, mounted archers, flying archers, more sword fliers, more lance infantry with high resistance, a lance unit with Sapphire Lance, but meh other skills, and more greens are probably higher up on the list of units people would want.

 

[Burgundy]

Maaaan. Tobin has cute art at least, but in the sea of swords he's just barely average.
It would've helped him to have potential for a nature at least, but he'll presumably forever be stuck at neutral
It's a shame, really. If he was a bow knight, even with the same stats he'd be a world better.
I'll still get him though. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I let a free 5 Star slip by. Maybe eventually people will find out a way to make him not garbo. His only saving grace for now is some cool enough art. Though it's yet another case of a character's weapon not properly being portrayed in their art. It's one of my biggest pet peeves with a lot of characters, with Hinata and Hana being the worst offenders.

Damn, I can't even use him on my Alm/Celica team, he'd be a THIRD red unit
Why, why couldn't he just be a bow? Did Faye steal it from him??

 

[Lil Puddin]

Girl, a glass of wine is the best. I strongly prefer it over liquor, and it's much better than beer (which is basically piss lol).

A Reposada tequila margarita (or Coronarita) is magic, or just in shot form if thou is too lazy to mix it. I found Sauza in my store's booze boutique. It's cheaper than Jose Carmel-Coloring Cuervo and it taste better too. As far as beers go, I forgive Corona because it can taste pretty good when mixed with a margarita or lots of lime. It's a smoother beer that's not so filling like normal European/Canadian/American beers. I use Corona is an accent flavor/more alcohol content for my margarittas when I prefer to have something more bittersweet instead of just sweet.

I also love rums and Irish Creams for making iced mixed drinks (99 Bananas 40% alc content jajaja, Irish Cream, a banana, some light dairy product, and maybe splenda). Never been a wine drinker since it's not strong enough for my liking and it has a more complex flavor to it (I prefer bittersweet or sweet drinks with tons of alcohol content). I make it my personal mission to make a liver destroying drink that tastes nothing like alcohol. :^)

And ye, beer is basically piss. I don't get the appeal outside of the macho stereotype that's associated with them. I could understand ales/naturally flavored beers, but not plain beers. While beer is cheaper, it's also are more filling and doesn't have much alcohol content. A gorl would literally get drunker quicker by drinking liquors used for flavoring compared to beer. I wanna drink a smoothie that makes me drunk, basically. The drink has to have a great alcohol content to money spent ratio; all while not tasting like alcohol at all. It's the only way for me.
I am a money-savvy gorl when it comes to potent cost effective drinks. But not when it comes to Gachas.

Tobin's stats scream to me "Hinata, but with higher resistance and speed." His physical bulk isn't as good, but his overall bulk is when he has 30 speed to avoid getting doubled a lot and 26 resistance is kind of all right. He could probably do Hinata's job of being a green wall with a Ruby Sword better when his resistance would let him wall out green mages unlike Hinata who mostly walls out axes. Unfortunately, he's a sword unit, there are a ton of them, it's a huge investment if you're going for Ruby Sword+, Hinata, Palla, Stahl, and Selena exist, and we didn't really need a sword Donnel right now. Maybe axe Donnel, but another red mounted mage, another green mounted mage, more flying mages that aren't seasonal, mounted archers, flying archers, more sword fliers, more lance infantry with high resistance, a lance unit with Sapphire Lance, but meh other skills, and more greens are probably higher up on the list of units people would want.

Tobin's OK at least. But OK doesn't pay the bills when we have SO MANY ridiculously viable red units that aren't hard to summon or get for free somehow. Red is also not such a great color atm. IS can take certain liberties to make characters that would not normally exist (Bow Faye) so why do they just throw swords on everything? Hell, they throw swords on things that could be anything but swords too. y dey do dis???

Maaaan. Tobin has cute art at least, but in the sea of swords he's just barely average.
It would've helped him to have potential for a nature at least, but he'll presumably forever be stuck at neutral
It's a shame, really. If he was a bow knight, even with the same stats he'd be a world better.
I'll still get him though. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I let a free 5 Star slip by. Maybe eventually people will find out a way to make him not garbo. His only saving grace for now is some cool enough art. Though it's yet another case of a character's weapon not properly being portrayed in their art. It's one of my biggest pet peeves with a lot of characters, with Hinata and Hana being the worst offenders.

Damn, I can't even use him on my Alm/Celica team, he'd be a THIRD red unit
Why, why couldn't he just be a bow? Did Faye steal it from him??

He can be made decently with a Brave Sword and Death Blow. Ruby Sword and Fury might also work too. But it'd be more for "mah husbando" usage vs using a unit that's naturally good like Hector or Bridelia. He's Saizo tier. He has OK stats, that fall short by just 1-3 offensive points, so using him for husbando reasons is not too bad.

Let's hope his voice acting is 10/10 husbando worthy. If not, place him in the trash.

 

[Burgundy]

A Reposada tequila margarita (or Coronarita) is magic, or just in shot form if thou is too lazy to mix it. I found Sauza in my store's booze boutique. It's cheaper than Jose Carmel-Coloring Cuervo and it taste better too. I also love rums and Irish Creams for making iced mixed drinks (99 Bananas 40% alc content jajaja, Irish Cream, a banana, some light dairy product, and maybe splenda). Never been a wine drinker since it's not strong enough for my liking and it has a more complex flavor to it (I prefer bittersweet or sweet drinks with tons of alcohol content). I make it my personal mission to make a liver destroying drink that tastes nothing like alcohol. It's how I use my sass/gorl magic... Which is much better than just using it to SD or change into another costume like Zelda. :^)

And ye, beer is basically piss. I don't get the appeal outside of the macho stereotype that's associated with them. I could understand ales/naturally flavored beers, but not plain beers. While beer is cheaper, it's also are more filling and doesn't have much alcohol content. A gorl would literally get drunker quicker by drinking liquors used for flavoring compared to beer. Wine's on beer's level, except the tastes are all different so it'd fall under flavored ales/beers instead of just plain old lame beer. So I can respect that, though when I drink I go for boozies that taste great and are mostly alcohol (rums/liquors/some juice or dairy). I wanna have something that taste good and has a nice alcohol content to cash spent ratio.

I am a savvy gorl when it comes to drinks and money. But not when it comes to Gachas.


Tobin's OK at least. But OK doesn't pay the bills when we have SO MANY ridiculously viable red units that aren't hard to summon or get for free somehow. Red is also not such a great color atm. IS can take certain liberties to make characters that would not normally exist (Bow Faye) so why do they just throw swords on everything? Hell, they throw swords on things that could be anything but swords too. y dey do dis???



He can be made decently with a Brave Sword and Death Blow. Ruby Sword and Fury might also work too. But it'd be more for "mah husbando" usage vs using a unit that's naturally good like Hector or Bridelia. He's Saizo tier. He has OK stats, that fall short by just 1-3 offensive points, so using him for husbando reasons is not too bad.

Let's hope his voice acting is 10/10 husbando worthy. If not, place him in the trash.

Well he's a limited, free 5 Star, so I wanna use him at least somewhat
But among my 5 Stars, he'll be my 13th red unit and my 9th sword (not counting duplicates), so it's just
Cmon, at least make him unique, IS. This was the perfect chance for a Firesweep sword, so Tobin could have SOME SORT of niche, especially since you didn't wanna make him the first bow cavalier like he should've been
And the default skills? Attack+3 does nothing to truly save his Attack from mediocrity, and Seal Speed is way too insignificant, especially for a Melee unit. Maybe if he had Firesweep sword Seal Spd would be better, but even still it would be too insignificant to do much
I have Brave Sword+ fodder, but I was gonna give that to my +Attack Chrom eventually, so I don't wanna use it on Tobin just for a low quality discount Chrom
*sigh*
I dunno, I'll find some use for him. I really like Tobin, so I don't wanna just ignore him cause he was made so average. Maybe you could just turn him into a total green check with Ruby or TAdept and capitalize on his use as a Hector counter

 

[Gay Ginger]

I make it my personal mission to make a liver destroying drink that tastes nothing like alcohol. :^)

I rarely have more than 1 or 2 drinks because I don't like getting drunk. Buzzed is fine, though.

But I agree that drinks that taste nothing like alcohol are best. I can't stand drinks that have a strong alcohol taste. At a bar-arcade in my area, they serve homemade lemonade with your alcohol of choice, and I usually get a raspberry gin lemonade. It actually tastes good, and I'm not just saying that like when most people say it tastes good but then it tastes like rubbing alcohol mixed with some sugar lol.

 

[Ffamran]

Man, I'm going to be annoyed with these trials. A unit who I don't really want taking up space and a boss who's really powerful at full HP. It's going to be tedious and unrewarding. If Tobin was an archer, maybe I'd want to get him, but I like Clarisse and Gordin and Virion are fine. If the trials were Fate-based and Nohrian Azura was the reward, then heck yes, free blue dancer and maybe Sapphire Lance+ or she could introduce Blessed Lance which could be cool. If it was Elibe and old man Hector with Brave Axe was the reward, it would still be fine. It's Hector, but old and with a Brave Axe despite being a general, but it's Hector! I need an axe knight to begin with. Tobin. Why. No offense if you like him, but Tobin.

I don't know if I'll ever need to use him for something, but I'm probably just going to train 4* Tobin until he gets all of his default skills and merge him with 5* Tobin. There, one less unit taking up space.

 

[Burgundy]

Spoiler

It's more like a flight of stairs, Celica

 

[Lil Puddin]

I guess the 50k seal is worth SOMETHING at least. I'm glad we got a repeat of the HP seal so that just makes -HP banes the best one so far. If I read it correctly, the 50k seal is essentially a +5 Darting Blow? Or is it just for SPD related skills? If so I'll pass.

Also I'm feeding Tobin to the Hero Chipper. Heroes go in, feathers come out.

Spoiler

It's more like a flight of stairs, Celica

She's royalty and a great magic user. Nobody ever said she was smart or observant. :^)

That's why she's a low tier waifu.