Guide Zelda Social: But also the FE Heroes Internet Cafe

[BJN39]

Breasts

 

[SBphiloz4]

Breasts

You mean the thing Lucina doesn't have?

 

[Baskerville]

Dabuz can just come in and say "booty," and he gets 13 likes lmao. But he's cool imo

I mean, he has put up with us.

idk how he does it tbh.
Also hi. Haven't been in here for awhile.

 

[EODM07]

So I'm on Spectate right now. Betting money to see if I can win big.

And a Zelda won via Sudden Death. And I got 10.0x the amount.

BAN•ZELDA

 

[Lavani]

Breasts

I agree

Nice job at Apex and CEO, by the way!

idk how he does it tbh.

i mean

who doesn't like booty and breasts?

 

[EODM07]

Well, I made zero progress on my Gold in Smash 4 through spectating. But I did get several Crazy Order tickets and two new songs.

Also, I swear to god for Crazy Orders, I always seem to do the best with Zelda. :V

 

[Baskerville]

I agree

Nice job at Apex and CEO, by the way!


i mean

who doesn't like booty and breasts?

Hmm true.

 

[McKnightlíght]

i mean

who doesn't like booty and breasts?

like a third of the Zelda Social and every Peach main.

 

[Lavani]

like a third of the Zelda Social and every Peach main.

they still like booty at least

 

[Ffamran]

I freaking love my new phone wallpaper!

Context: http://smashboards.com/threads/zeld...ollaboration-2.344739/page-2869#post-21285190.

Anyway, I'm beginning to feel like Smash 4 homogenized a lot of the cast to the detriment of them and at the cost of really cool things. No, this isn't just another Falco thing even though it does involve him, well, his Nair, Uair, and Dair. There's Ganondorf; I really miss his patched Nair that connected a strong hit to a weak hit -- this is Ganondorf we're talking about, so "weak" is relative to him --, Roy's Dair being just an Ike Dair with sour-spots instead of a could have been re-tuned Melee Roy Dair for some weird interactions, the boatload of generic Dair spikes, and a lot of characters having D-throw setups. I mean, why not have Ganondorf's Nair work like that? His didn't connect Nair which he had in Melee, Brawl, and launch Smash 4 was pretty unique too. Why make it basically a stronger Captain Falcon Nair? Why not have Falco's Nair not actually guarantee a connection and have low landing lag like in Brawl making it like Melee Falco and Melee Fox's (L-canceled) Fair and Samus's Uair? Why cause it to overlap with Fair and make it pretty much a Zelda Nair that almost power creeped because apparently dropping its 22 frames of landing lag to 19 was fair enough? Thankfully, that was addressed in 1.1.5. Why give Falco a Captain Falcon, Mario, and ZSS-like Uair when his is front flip and he already used it differently or give Roy Ike's Dair when maybe he could have kept his Melee Dair that hit front to back to complement Smash 4's change to Marth's Dair hitting back to front? Why not have more Dairs be different instead of a majority being slow spikes? Hey, it would have made Bayonetta having a dive kick less of a problem if more characters had dive kicks to pressure below them.

The question of why... Why?

like a third of the Zelda Social and every Peach main.

And pirates! Don't forget about pirates! They sure love their booty.

 

[Eddie The Pacifist]

Alright gurls, someone will likely answer this soon.
I was playing Zelda on Miiverse Stage today and a giant BAN*ZELDA came up (They even put a dot to separate the words). Who did it?

 

[EODM07]

Alright gurls, someone will likely answer this soon.
I was playing Zelda on Miiverse Stage today and a giant BAN*ZELDA came up (They even put a dot to separate the words). Who did it?

Wasn't me. The last Zelda Miiverse post I did was this:

 

[Ffamran]

Apparently, the inevitable has happened to Street Fighter V: swimsuit DLC.

Oh, and Balrog has a costume that screams one thing for me: Pierce from Saints Row.

Spoiler: Balrog and Pierce

Costume.

Pierce.

 

[Buddhahobo]

Apparently, the inevitable has happened to Street Fighter V: swimsuit DLC.

So... Urien in a speedo alt confirmed?

 

[Ffamran]

So... Urien in a speedo alt confirmed?

Probably.

Here's the article: http://www.siliconera.com/2016/06/27/street-fighter-vs-balrog-delivers-crazy-rushes-gigaton-blows/. BJN-sama, please don't kill me! It's 90% Balrog information, 9% Juri and Urien, and 1% swimsuits.

 

[Rizen]

It's not like street fighter has an attractive art style anyway.

 

[MF Viewtiful]

I freaking love my new phone wallpaper!

Context: http://smashboards.com/threads/zeld...ollaboration-2.344739/page-2869#post-21285190.

Anyway, I'm beginning to feel like Smash 4 homogenized a lot of the cast to the detriment of them and at the cost of really cool things. No, this isn't just another Falco thing even though it does involve him, well, his Nair, Uair, and Dair. There's Ganondorf; I really miss his patched Nair that connected a strong hit to a weak hit -- this is Ganondorf we're talking about, so "weak" is relative to him --, Roy's Dair being just an Ike Dair with sour-spots instead of a could have been re-tuned Melee Roy Dair for some weird interactions, the boatload of generic Dair spikes, and a lot of characters having D-throw setups. I mean, why not have Ganondorf's Nair work like that? His didn't connect Nair which he had in Melee, Brawl, and launch Smash 4 was pretty unique too. Why make it basically a stronger Captain Falcon Nair? Why not have Falco's Nair not actually guarantee a connection and have low landing lag like in Brawl making it like Melee Falco and Melee Fox's (L-canceled) Fair and Samus's Uair? Why cause it to overlap with Fair and make it pretty much a Zelda Nair that almost power creeped because apparently dropping its 22 frames of landing lag to 19 was fair enough? Thankfully, that was addressed in 1.1.5. Why give Falco a Captain Falcon, Mario, and ZSS-like Uair when his is front flip and he already used it differently or give Roy Ike's Dair when maybe he could have kept his Melee Dair that hit front to back to complement Smash 4's change to Marth's Dair hitting back to front? Why not have more Dairs be different instead of a majority being slow spikes? Hey, it would have made Bayonetta having a dive kick less of a problem if more characters had dive kicks to pressure below them.

The question of why... Why?


And pirates! Don't forget about pirates! They sure love their booty.

I'm feeling that way too. Some characters do feel like lesser versions of other characters. Why play Ganondorf when Ryu is better at being Ganondorf than Ganondorf.

 

[Lorde]

Street Fighter should have the yarn aesthetic like Yoshi's Woolly World agreed

 

[Ffamran]

It's not like street fighter has an attractive art style anyway.

Compared to Street Fighter IV, Street Fighter V looks much better. Art styles are still subjective...

 

[MF Viewtiful]

Some characters look good in SFV. But then there's Ken
.

 

[Rizen]

Ganon plays nothing like Ryu.

 

[EODM07]

Ganon plays nothing like Ryu.

You got that right. Ryu ain't disrespectful like Ganon.

 

[Eddie The Pacifist]

Wasn't me. The last Zelda Miiverse post I did was this:

Nope, not that one. Also that face is horrifying.

 

[LonkQ]

I don't really get the homogenization thing, but I do think Smash 4 characters generally feel on the weak side. I get that they wanted power levels a bit lower for easier balance but I'd rather everyone feel stronger. Although I'm glad there's no more chaingrabs, the solution to it was awkward.

 

[Virtue]

Nope, not that one. Also that face is horrifying.

EDIT: No idea what happened with her hair.

 

[Eddie The Pacifist]

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EDIT: No idea what happened with her hair.

You see, the lack of hair and colour make it horrifying. What image you bestowed on your post is fine.

 

[Ffamran]

I don't really get the homogenization thing, but I do think Smash 4 characters generally feel on the weak side. I get that they wanted power levels a bit lower for easier balance but I'd rather everyone feel stronger. Although I'm glad there's no more chaingrabs, the solution to it was awkward.

I meant more about some moves being made less unique like who has a multi-hit that starts with a strong hit and ends with a weak hit? Nobody now that Ganondorf lost that. I should have said some, but I didn't because of the whole almost every Dair is a generic slow spike.

 

[wedl!!]

karin's bikini looks absolutely awful

juri's new design is awesome and urien's face looks ****ed up

 

[FullMoon]

I'm not the type to get salty but Overwatch is really annoying me recently because I always seem to get the incompetent teams while the enemies are far better coordinated.

 

[r_greening1]

karin's bikini looks absolutely awful

juri's new design is awesome and urien's face looks ****ed up

tbh I just really want to hear Juri's new theme. I think they have done really great jobs with each character's theme so far.

 

[Cress!]

Alright gurls, someone will likely answer this soon.
I was playing Zelda on Miiverse Stage today and a giant BAN*ZELDA came up (They even put a dot to separate the words). Who did it?

So I just checked her Miiverse page and found 2 BAN•ZELDA posts, here and here.
Neither of them were posted by anyone here and that does happen sometimes (most of the time actually), it's just random people joining the path of enlightenment banning Zelda.
I found this months ago for another example:

I WENT IN TO THE ZELDA MIIVERSE COMMUNITY. THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE:

OUR MESSAGE HAS SPREAD, WE MUST TAKE ACTION AND BAN•ZELDA IMMEDIATELY.

 

[Virtue]

So I just checked her Miiverse page and found 2 BAN•ZELDA posts, here and here.
Neither of them were posted by anyone here and that does happen sometimes (most of the time actually), it's just random people joining the path of enlightenment banning Zelda.
I found this months ago for another example:

EODM07 is apparently in cahoots with the second poster. That gorl is such an amazing prophet.

 

[BJN39]

I was rewatching a replay of mine on Miiverse, and right when I reappeared to finish a beautiful rage elevator, a BAN•ZELDA image appeared behind me.

 

[Lil Puddin]

He's at the cusp, just needs something to take him to the next level. Theme Songs are typically good for that sort of thing.



It's alright. Their tears are what gives Dabeard his strength.

10/10 for the sexiest thing ever
the Luma ofc

 

[LonkQ]

Maybe I'll give Overwatch a shot tomorrow. My computer sucks but this place I go to for tournaments has computers set up. May as well see what the fuss is all about.

 

[Dabuz]

Only 12 likes at my last post, the power is failing

 

[Lorde]

It's the social's way of telling you that booty>breasts obvs

 

[Ffamran]

I'm not the type to get salty but Overwatch is really annoying me recently because I always seem to get the incompetent teams while the enemies are far better coordinated.

Try playing Battlefield: Bad Company 2 or Battlefield 3. Team-based games. Half the team I'm on are snipers camping way back at the base miles away from objectives and I'm sitting here wondering why they're playing BF when they could be playing CoD or some other deathmatch game... Ugh...

On another note, today I learned that Silent Hill was inspired by Jacob's Ladder.

 

[Buddhahobo]

Only 12 likes at my last post, the power is failing

It's the social's way of telling you that booty>breasts obvs

It's been scientifically proven, too.

Spoiler

Link because bad language.
https://youtu.be/cKHUgJ5suIA

 

[Ffamran]

And... someone's saying Sheik's Needle Storm are a bad projectile and zoning tool in the CCI thread... that it's doing too little damage to make someone want to approach as they're getting pelted and dealing with Needle Storm's stupidly high knockback and that Cloud's damage-less Limit Break Charge is a better approach... Okay, different moves, what the hell? ... Why do I even bother trying to explain to people how projectiles and zoning works in fighting games... Also, I find it a bit amusing the guy with the Cactuar avatar, the green prick(ly cactus), is talking about needles.