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[KlicKlac]

Good showing by Purple Guy for having the guts to go Zelda in Grand Finals.

 

[McKnightlíght]

I should make an anti-Zelda vid brb

Done

 

[Cress!]

Here's a text version:

AN ANTI - ZELDA GUIDE
by Y2Kay ​

I'm sick of all the Zelda Bandwagoners trying to play my character after realizing how bannable she was. So here is a guide to beat all the noob Zelda players:

STEP 1: Pick a good character
STEP 2: Profit

That's it folks. Good luck pummeling newby Zelda's

I don't think a guide on beating new Zeldas is going to be enough. We need a more in-depth guide.

Let's start by looking at Zelda's most important aspect, her outfits.

Oh my gosh guys... They are all situational!

Green: When you want to feel pretty.
Blue: When you feel like spamming Nayru's.
Red: When you've lost a game and you're in rage mode.
White: When fighting a Link use this to intimidate them with commitment.
Black: When you know you're about to bodybag someone you should dress for their funeral.
Pink: When you want to feel like a pop star.
Trash Purple: When you're fighting Olimar and there is no hope.
Default: When you accidentally picked default.

I feel like the most important one here is Trash Purple. Simply switching to Olimar (or the obviously better Alph) should crush any Zelda player's hopes. You know you won when you see the purple dress. And if they forget to switch to Trash Purple, nudge them and give them a small reminder that they should be using Zelda's purple outfit.

There are a few Zelda players that religiously use the pink dress because they are pop stars, through and through. To counter these specific players, battle them to see who can sing a Ke$ha song better. It doesn't matter what song it is, as long as it's by Ke$ha. Beating them in the sing off will demote them to their dreaded purple dress.
But how do you beat them in the pop star contest? Figure it out yourself, this isn't a singing guide.

 

[#HBC | Scary]

Nick riddle was literally a freight train in grand finals

 

[Rickster]

Well these matches made my day.

Just got around to watching this. I find it hilarious that the one move that beats any and all ledge camping is Din's Fire.

At least it has some sort of really small niche!

Nick riddle was literally a freight train in grand finals

Tbh I think getting in grand finals with Zelda at a big tournament is more than enough for most of us here. Congrats!

 

[#HBC | Scary]

I did a thing in winners finals

http://oddshot.tv/shot/vsgc-20160408322711

I mentioned it before but when I play Zelda, it literally acts as mental therapy for my Sheik so one of the best things that I was able to do tonight was pull Sheik off the bench and comfortably play her and not tilt. Other than against Nick Riddle I was able to go Zelda for the entire tournament so I was also really happy about that.

Now I wish to actually see what the chat was saying Lmao

 

[Rickster]

Now I wish to actually see what the chat was saying Lmao

"Zelda has throw combos?"
"Zelda has setups?"
"Zelda has a spike?!"

Also that pseudo hair flip you did after deleting Cloud was amazing.

 

[#HBC | Scary]

Rickster OMG I ACTUALLY DID THAT!! Wasn't intentional lol.

 

[KlicKlac]

I did a thing in winners finals

http://oddshot.tv/shot/vsgc-20160408322711

I literally cheered when you did that. So freaking sweet. And I hate fighting Cloud's as zelda so much since it's such a bad matchup. Made me smile to see you body one with zelda!

Also, I just added your result to your wiki page.
http://www.ssbwiki.com/Smasher:Purple_Guy

 

[EODM07]

Morning girls. How's everyone doing?

Just trying to think of some answers to put down for one of my exercises, which involves creating a poll and asking people to vote on it. :V

So that'll be fun. Also, I think Episode 2 of Ace Attorney will be airing today. So that'll be something to look forward to.

Spoiler: Yuri pic of the day~

 

[Gay Ginger]

I tried it

Literally the only thing I'm enjoying so far is the clothes customization :^)

I've only had it for one day, but I'm finding it strangely addicting, and I don't know why xD

 

[EODM07]

I'm replaying through PXZ2 again. And I've now finished the 2nd Challenge Stage a few times. Which gives you X/Zero Exclusive equipment.

Spoiler: Spoilered in case anyone is doing the Challenge Stages

Which is a obstacle course, first obstacle is 2 Gunbolts and 1 Ride Chaser (You cannot hit the Gunbolts, as they're behind barriers), after that. You proceed to about four Mettaurs which have two hidden items (Restore Pill II and exclusive Reiji/Xiaomu Equipment), or you can pick the field of Explosive Traps and take tons of damage. :V (I always go with the Mettaurs, more items = more money)

Then there are three Ride Chasers each with a item chest you can get, or you can face just one Ride Chaser and get no item chests. Both routes eventually lead to a Healing Trap. Afterwards, if you go down along the barrier, you can find another item chest next to a Explosive Trap, and then... You have 2 Mettaurs, 1 Ride Chaser and Vile V2 (Ride Chaser) with two Item Chests, and two XP Traps. Do yourself a favour, DO NOT challenge Vile. His stats are ridiculous. (1500+ ATK, 1200+ DEF, 900+ DEX and 500k+ HP) Then after clearing those three obstacle courses, you then have to defeat Sigma. All within 30 Turns. It may sound like too many turns, but it is pretty challenging, but you get a lot of Gold, CP and EXP (I got Kiryu/Majima, Reiji/Xiaomu and KOS-MOS/Fiora up by 10 Levels from this each. Even better, you can replay these stages, so easy money and EXP).

 

[Y2Kay]

My text guide is better @rgreening_1 Dunk Master

 

[Berserker.]

Since the upload button/feature is not working for me for whatever reason, I'll just quote the truth it from Ryuga's twitter about Smash 4:

This game is still ****ing ********

Edit: Okay

 

[EODM07]

I found out one of my University Exercises is to edit a Wikipedia Article with more information that I know of the certain topic.

However, I'm gonna ask my TA if it's okay for me to use any Wiki. Like SSBWiki for example instead of normal Wikipedia.

 

[evmaxy54]

Since the upload button/feature is not working for me for whatever reason, I'll just quote the truth it from Ryuga's twitter about Smash 4:


Edit: Okay
View attachment 103252

In other news

Water is wet

 

[McKnightlíght]

My text guide is better @rgreening_1 Dunk Master

But yours doesn't have a Din's Fire SD.

 

[Buddhahobo]

Done

5/10.

A solid effort, but the near constant tremors of almost-but-not-quite contained laughter gave the joke away far too soon for such a long winded build up.

 

[McKnightlíght]

5/10.

A solid effort, but the near constant tremors of almost-but-not-quite contained laughter gave the joke away far too soon for such a long winded build up.

How about the Din's Fire spam? Or the fact that you already know Zelda is terrible? Those didn't give it away?

Anyway thanks for the feedback I honestly appreciate it.

 

[Lil Puddin]

I found out one of my University Exercises is to edit a Wikipedia Article with more information that I know of the certain topic.

However, I'm gonna ask my TA if it's okay for me to use any Wiki. Like SSBWiki for example instead of normal Wikipedia.

Pls educate everyone of Zelda and Martha.

and da true 's.


BTW what's the point of this Miitomo thing I'm hearing about?

 

[evmaxy54]

Got myself registered at a regional in Southampton, which features a bunch of UK players + Tekk & Overtriforce!

I'm looking forward to it! ^_^

https://www.facebook.com/events/222956061379667/?active_tab=highlights&__mref=message

 

[Rizen]

You know what Din's Fire is good for?























...me neither.

 

[Shrokatii]

You know what Din's Fire is good for?


...me neither.

It's a really good killmove

 

[EODM07]

It's a really good killmove

On herself?

 

[Buddhahobo]

On herself?

Obviously the most damning piece of evidence in the Ban Zelda movement.

She's so good, Mashed Potatoes Soccer Guy had to give her insta-death moves on herself if the player misinputs in an attempt to balance her.

 

[Shrokatii]

On herself?

Yes that's what I meant how did you know

 

[EODM07]

Yes that's what I meant how did you know

Doing it offstage sends her into a very slow spike animation.

 

[Shrokatii]

Doing it offstage sends her into a very slow spike animation.

I know it's a good killmove

 

[McKnightlíght]

The radio stations where I live:

3 Pop Stations
3 Classic Rock Stations
5 Christian Pop Stations
6.38 million Country Stations

 

[SBphiloz4]

We all know why she won ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The votes are in! In the #FireEmblemFates finals match between Ryoma and Camilla, the winner is… pic.twitter.com/x6IbX6y5XX

— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) April 8, 2016

 

[EODM07]

We all know why she won ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The votes are in! In the #FireEmblemFates finals match between Ryoma and Camilla, the winner is… pic.twitter.com/x6IbX6y5XX

— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) April 8, 2016

Shame Rhajat didn't win.

 

[Lavani]

b-but that's not Elise...

 

[Lorde]

People actually like Ryouma???

 

[Y2Kay]

Camilla won?

That's a shocker.....I wonder why?

Is it because of her very big......personality, perhaps?

 

[LonkQ]

She's got good stats, if you get what I mean. And what I mean is wow she's strong, my big sister can mow through Hoshidans like Zelda mows through other characters down the tier list.

 

[SBphiloz4]

tbh best waifus in fates

1. feet lady
2. that really "hot" girl on my profile pic
3. ARTHUR

 

[McKnightlíght]

I'm as happy as I am confused, is this love?

 

[Y2Kay]

I'm as happy as I am confused, is this love?

probably

 

[McKnightlíght]

It's been a while since it's been mentioned and a lot of new people have showed up in this thread.

Do any of you gorls play League of Legends? I never play with any Zelda gorls anymore

 

[FullMoon]

Anybody feels like playing for a bit on Wii U?