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[Ffamran]

So when will the Sheiks make a "Sheik's Design Sucks" video? Next week?

They'd just show any footage of Smash 4 Zelda and claim it's old shame and Zelda needs to be removed from all the games and Sheik renamed Zelda.

 

[Deleted member]

Guys I forgot to mention this but earlier I was playing a Samus

I happened to miss a Rest (this has happened multiple times today smh) and I was waiting to die.

They fully charged a Usmash that didn't kill

Then they hit me with an Fsmash and I still didn't die

I think I understand the pain of Samus users now

 

[Lavani]

Speaking of Rest, this video is old but I just saw it a few days ago:

 

[FullMoon]

I'm so rusty at this game, I think I might be losing interest.

Either that or I guess I just haven't been able to play matches with good players recently lol.

 

[The Merc]

Whoa, does this thread move fast or what?

Eww default...

But default life cool life

D-

But it's where Vaporeon and co came from. Eh, I guess that's your opinion though, so I won't try to change it.

I-I made a yoshi cry. I elevatored, he shouted and thought he was dead. I told him he was still in. He picked the controller back up. I lightning kicked him immediately after. Yelled and threw controller. Told him he was still alive. He tried camping with eggs. KO'd him with a dins. Haven't seen that hardcore rage irl and I thought I was gonna take a fist to my face.

Edit: He's been sitting in the corner with his hands over his face and headphones on for 10m. If I don't make it home, I love you gorls.

Whoa, i kind of feel bad for that Yoshi main. i mean, he is a being a bit of a sore loser, but still, this is just sad.

 

[Locke 06]

Speaking of Rest, this video is old but I just saw it a few days ago:

Why doesn't rest have massive hitlag? If it did, it would've made it untechable.

Yay... Lucina's about to get one of those Samus's design sucks videos...

I swear if everyone's going to start doing this...

WAKE UP SHORYU?

This man knows his wifi streetfighter tech.

lol quoted these in reverse but don't care.


Edit: Thought I'd share KuroganeHammer most recent work of frame data humor. Mega Man's frame data!

 

[KarmaCastle]

Whoa, i kind of feel bad for that Yoshi main. i mean, he is a being a bit of a sore loser, but still, this is just sad.

I found out later he's a consistent top finisher so I'm guessing my BANZELDA tag was a little extra salt in the wound being Loser's brackets.

Why does Smash make people so salty? I know all games have people rage occasionally, but smash bros has SO MUCH and it's SO CONSISTENT. There's the quiet one who you can tell is mad inside, then the ones who rip out their controllers and maybe even shout. Although it helped he was a super nice/kind guy, I still had mad respect for the luigi that 4 stocked me. He was way above the average player. I was even making comments like "mercy please" and "I'm gonna have to inform the authorities about what happened here" to keep the mood light.

I get irritated with things like true KO combos IE luigi downthrow to the spin of death, but I could never imagine shouting and ripping my controller out to the point of dragging the console off the table and whipping some poor kids ankle with the end of the wire. Damn smash. You dangerous af.

 

[Lavani]

But it's where Vaporeon and co came from.

It's Vaporeon's bratty teen years, before it grew up and became a respectable young adult.

Why doesn't rest have massive hitlag? If it did, it would've made it untechable.

Y'know, I really wish I could look into that supposed "no tech" thing myself because I've been skeptical about that video since I first saw it. This part throws their credibility into question for me, I swear I've seen Ganon's dair teched before and that Falco dair hitbox wasn't even a spiking hit.

Why does Smash make people so salty? I know all games have people rage occasionally, but smash bros has SO MUCH and it's SO CONSISTENT.

I've seen worse in other games, though it's usually due to bad game + bad community in those cases.

It might still somewhat be those components in Sm4sh though, there's a lower barrier of entry than traditional fighting games (people don't need to be as dedicated to play the game; tends to result in less disciplined players) and janky mechanics like rage (haha) can lead to frustrating situations.

 

[McKnightlíght]

Welp, I just slept for 16 straight hours....

Smeej bros anyone?

 

[KarmaCastle]

It might still somewhat be those components in Sm4sh though, there's a lower barrier of entry than traditional fighting games (people don't need to be as dedicated to play the game; tends to result in less disciplined players) and janky mechanics like rage (haha) can lead to frustrating situations.

Watching the "Saltiest moments" clips, a large part of them seem to be from brawl, and an even larger portion seems to be from the players complaining about how "Bull****" the tech / combos are. I've always been THAT guy that is against a game being healthily designed if the core competitive scene is based on literal glitches that were never intended to be in the game. But that's just me, and I'm just THAT guy.

I'd probably be salty if I was 0-KO'd by an unstoppable/techable/DIable combo myself

Welp, I just slept for 16 straight hours....

Smeej bros anyone?

If I'm still not tired in like 15m and you haven't found another gorl I'm down.

 

[Cress!]

I made a new Mario Maker stage named For Glory Simulator 2015. I stole the idea for the first part from KuroganeHammer so tysm for that idea.
Play this stage for when you want to experience For Glory without hearing PEEKAY FHIYUH every 2 seconds. (Don't worry, there's plenty of PK Fire. You just won't hear Ness' terrible ugly voice say it every time it happens.)
ID: 9240-0000-0074-BC1F

 

[Soul.]

jolteon hate is disgusting

its like hating pikachu in smash competitively! everyone hates electric-type pokémon smfh

 

[McKnightlíght]

Watching the "Saltiest moments" clips, a large part of them seem to be from brawl, and an even larger portion seems to be from the players complaining about how "Bull****" the tech / combos are. I've always been THAT guy that is against a game being healthily designed if the core competitive scene is based on literal glitches that were never intended to be in the game. But that's just me, and I'm just THAT guy.

I'd probably be salty if I was 0-KO'd by an unstoppable/techable/DIable combo myself



If I'm still not tired in like 15m and you haven't found another gorl I'm down.

hmu on skyp

jolteon hate is disgusting

its like hating pikachu in smash competitively! everyone hates electric-type pokémon smfh

No one knows who you are without a Pikachu avi.

Who are you?

 

[Lavani]

No one knows who you are without a Pikachu avi.

Who are you?

I don't think he's aware of that right now.

 

[McKnightlíght]

Woah, calm down Lavani. I don't need an existential crisis right now.

 

[KuroganeHammer]

I don't think he's aware of that right now.

OH I GET IT

BECAUSE IT HAS THE ABILITY UNAWARE

LOL

 

[McKnightlíght]

When did you become me?

 

[Soul.]

No one knows who you are without a Pikachu avi.

Who are you?

im a wobbuffet that makes fun of people saying pikachu is garbage in smash :^)

 

[McKnightlíght]

Your name and custom title would fit together better if there wasn't a period in the middle of the sentence.

"Soul. does not care"

 

[KarmaCastle]

OH MY GOD GORLS OH MY GOD LMAOOOOO

I DIDN'T REALIZE WHEN I WAS ON STREAM, THE SALTY YOSHI WAS COMMENTATING WITH ANOTHER GUY

He is so pissed off. I didn't know he was commentating until rewatching the stream. This is freaking gold!

BANZELDA

 

[KuroganeHammer]

OH MY GOD GORLS OH MY GOD LMAOOOOO

I DIDN'T REALIZE WHEN I WAS ON STREAM, THE SALTY YOSHI WAS COMMENTATING WITH ANOTHER GUY

He is so pissed off. I didn't know he was commentating until rewatching the stream. This is freaking gold!

BANZELDA

Please link

 

[KarmaCastle]

http://www.twitch.tv/jaxasscarlet/v/17909021

4:14:45. Forgive the quality. They were using the laptop for commentary, apparently getting a mic for next week.

He only says the one bit, but I hope this at least makes my story believable. I went back and reread it and it was too sassy and the perfect reaction to BANZELDA that I felt like it was too good to be true lmao. I swear not an inch of it is fabricated.

Spoiler: My shame

PS if you actually watch my match against Lmac (pls pls don't I am ashamed) I started panicking real bad because janky stuff happened early in our first stocks. My grab went through him and then I was somehow vortexed into his jabs. I start doing stuff like dins fire on the platform after landing on it by input accident I panic so hard lmao. Tourney pressure is hard. Pls forgive me.

 

[KuroganeHammer]

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYQHAAABAAAtVHhn2CPuRw

Edit: I am 100% going to hell for this miiverse post, the fact that I can't stop laughing makes me a horrible human being.

 

[Lavani]

PS if you actually watch my match against Lmac (pls pls don't I am ashamed) I started panicking real bad because janky stuff happened

Panicking or not, I can't pass up an opportunity to tell you how you should be playing a character I don't play! Plus you were complaining about Mac the other day, so this is like, perfect

I saw one jab total out of you, and it was pointblank. Otherwise most of what you were doing in neutral was really unsafe attacks. Jab's pretty low commitment and should be safe to throw out as long as you watch for Jolt Haymaker. Speaking of Jolt Haymaker, keep in mind that it can cross up on your shield; I'm not quite sure if the math works out for it, but maybe OoS usmash/FW would be your best punish for it so you don't have to guess. At worst on a FW whiff you just go for a platform and eat the end hits of an upB. I'd also lab out the timing on that because you didn't seem comfortable with the shield stun, I'm guessing the one time you spotdodged after a Jolt Haymaker you were going for a dsmash.
(I'm going to feel bad if Mac's run is low enough to go under jab)

Phantom looks pretty good in the MU, both because it's a ranged obstacle that's annoying for a ground-based character to move around and because of the hitlag it causes if Mac hits it himself (something I enjoy abusing with Luma in Rosa v Mac, and something you used for an fsmash I see).

Regarding shielding Mac's smashes, drop shield and dash attack(/JC usmash?) for your punish. There's too much pushback for shield grab to work, you'll just get pushed off the ledge before it comes out. In general, sitting in shield is alright against Mac; he's not killing you with throws (DI away if you get grabbed so he can't dthrow>upB around 100% though), his grab is kind of bad, and only spaced dtilt is safe.

Also, like
that yolo FW for all the style points probably seemed like a really good idea at the time
but at that height Mac doesn't have any options worth considering other than airdodge anyway
and with him falling faster than you he could've gotten a really early kill if he sideB/upB(/downB)'d your reappearance
my point is, as awesome as a magnifying glass FW kill would've been, there was both no reason for him to get hit by it and it could've(should've) gotten you killed.

(Yoshi guy seems like a really angry person lol)

 

[EODM07]

Morning girls. How's everyone doing?

Just cooking my lunch right now, and just finished Episode 4 of Dual Destinies. Got the final episode and the DLC Episode left.

And seems like Lucina has the same problem as Samus. Poor Lucina, she can never catch a break. It hurts being a Lucina main. ;~; (Also, how did that guy do a sliding Shield Breaker? It looked pretty interesting.)

Spoiler: Yuri pic of the day~

 

[Trieste SP]

jolteon hate is disgusting

its like hating pikachu in smash competitively! everyone hates electric-type pokémon smfh

I used to hate Pikachu and Sonic in this game but I've learned to deal with the MU by using characters that don't suck.

 

[☆Jazz☆]

Morning girls. How's everyone doing?

Just cooking my lunch right now, and just finished Episode 4 of Dual Destinies. Got the final episode and the DLC Episode left.

And seems like Lucina has the same problem as Samus. Poor Lucina, she can never catch a break. It hurts being a Lucina main. ;~; (Also, how did that guy do a sliding Shield Breaker? It looked pretty interesting.)

Spoiler: Yuri pic of the day~

Sasstastic!

Lunch? :o

Poor Lucena and Sanus indeed.

Nice pic!

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

My respect for Vinnie is starting to wane a little bit.

Just a bit.

 

[Antonykun]

My respect for MVD is starting to wane a little bit.

Just a bit.

Whoops I don't main a real character apologies to everyone I beat as not a real character.

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

Whoops I don't main a real character apologies to everyone I beat as not a real character.

I meant Vinnie, but yeah its pretty dumb either way

 

[Antonykun]

I meant Vinnie, but yeah its pretty dumb either way

Vinnie legitimately made me laugh

like his arguments had the quality of The Room's writing as in so bad it's good


anywho's

 

[CatRaccoonBL]

I was just called a tsundere on my IRL Facebook.

you know what's coming
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Fitting for my waifu. :3

Also, saw the first episode of that anime a while back. Was pretty good, and all the emotions and reactions were hilarious.

 

[S.F.L.R_9]

Good morning girls. The smoke alarms in my house randomly started blaring at 5 A.M. so that's fun

Real talk does the explosion and massive hitbox beat him?

I'm not 100% positive...but I'm gonna assume most likely no because it's Nayru's Passion :^)

 

[EODM07]

Just posted three of my matches onto YouTube I had against @Koiba.

I don't think I did really well against him during these ones, since I made some mistakes here and there.
And after all of those matches I had against Koiba with Charizard and Bowser, it makes me realize I should never use Heavywights against him. :V

vs.

vs.

vs.

Sasstastic!

Lunch? :o

Poor Lucena and Sanus indeed.

Nice pic!

Thanks Jazz. :3
Yeah, I had my lunch. Decided to have some Reggae Reggae Chicken for lunch, was quite nice.
Ain't nothing wrong with a sassy greeting everyday.

 

[☆Jazz☆]

Good morning girls. The smoke alarms in my house randomly started blaring at 5 A.M. so that's fun

Well, this is something you don't hear (see) everyday.

Just posted three of my matches onto YouTube I had against @Koiba.

I don't think I did really well against him (her) during these ones, since I made some mistakes here and there.
And after all of those matches I had against Koiba with Charizard and Bowser, it makes me realize I should never use Heavywights against him (her). :V

vs.

vs.

vs.



Thanks Jazz. :3
Yeah, I had my lunch. Decided to have some Reggae Reggae Chicken for lunch, was quite nice.
Ain't nothing wrong with a sassy greeting everyday.

fix'd.

Your welcome.

Reggae Reggae Chicken?

Preach it~

 

[EODM07]

Well, this is something you don't hear (see) everyday.
fix'd.

Your welcome.

Reggae Reggae Chicken?

Preach it~

Tah. =w=

Yeah, its chicken covered in reggae reggae sauce. Its quite nice, pop it in the over for twenty minutes (I put mine in for 25 minutes so the oven can warm up while cooking it at the same time), and voila. Reggae Reggae chicken.

 

[Baskerville]

http://www.twitch.tv/jaxasscarlet/v/17909021

"Futanari Sextuplets"
Oh my god I can't even.

 

[Trieste SP]

Whoops I don't main a real character apologies to everyone I beat as not a real character.

I saw his post.

Honestly, I don't have any respect for him anymore.

 

[McKnightlíght]

Good morning girls. The smoke alarms in my house randomly started blaring at 5 A.M. so that's fun

Did you die?

 

[☆Jazz☆]

So, this past Friday, my Homeroom Teacher read outloud the cafeteria lunch menu for the day, ok?

She read that we would be having "Big Daddy Pizza". Immediately after, she started laughing. Then, she read that "Big Daddy Pizza will be served alongside Sugar Momma Fries ,,..cherry balls.... and Big BIG (Ó.0) B uns"

2sexual4me.