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[McKnightlíght]

I hate every single one of my villagers, they all suck. Especially that guy who built his house RIGHT NEXT TO ME!

There is so much empty space for him, but no, he has to live a foot from me...

Plus one villager just had me deliver something to someone she was standing next to and talking to 5 seconds before. It's like, deliver it yourself you lazy prick.

Seriously, can you imagine if I called the mayor of my town in real life and asked him, "Hey, can you come over and tell my brother to turn the TV up a little bit? I just don't have the time to do it."

 

[SBphiloz4]

kongo jungle 64 scares me and for some reason I can never teleport right on that stage

Farore's Wind is really jank on some stages. Take Lylat Cruise. I love the stage. BUT IT'S DUMB SOMETIMES I WAS HOLDING STRAIGHT UP IN THIS FOOTAGE OF MY TOURNEY MATCH.

LMP if you cri evrytiem :^(

 

[r_greening1]

Farore's Wind is really jank on some stages. Take Lylat Cruise. I love the stage. BUT IT'S DUMB SOMETIMES I WAS HOLDING STRAIGHT UP IN THIS FOOTAGE OF MY TOURNEY MATCH.

LMP if you cri evrytiem :^(

>Likes out of sympathy

Hey, wait a second!! Is this another "like bait" post!?

 

[Hennet]

Farore's Wind is really jank on some stages. Take Lylat Cruise. I love the stage. BUT IT'S DUMB SOMETIMES I WAS HOLDING STRAIGHT UP IN THIS FOOTAGE OF MY TOURNEY MATCH.

LMP if you cri evrytiem :^(

I feel your pain of that stage

 

[McKnightlíght]

Farore's Wind is really jank on some stages. Take Lylat Cruise. I love the stage. BUT IT'S DUMB SOMETIMES I WAS HOLDING STRAIGHT UP IN THIS FOOTAGE OF MY TOURNEY MATCH.

LMP if you cri evrytiem :^(

Lylat is an awful stage. I tried to spring to the ledge but instead hit my head on the bottom of the stage and fell to my death. My opponent also died twice because ledge shenanigans and that's how I won.

 

[Shrokatii]

Farore's Wind is really jank on some stages. Take Lylat Cruise. I love the stage. BUT IT'S DUMB SOMETIMES I WAS HOLDING STRAIGHT UP IN THIS FOOTAGE OF MY TOURNEY MATCH.

LMP if you cri evrytiem :^(

wait i played that dude on smashladder

 

[Rizen]

I hate every single one of my villagers, they all suck. Especially that guy who built his house RIGHT NEXT TO ME!

There is so much empty space for him, but no, he has to live a foot from me...

Plus one villager just had me deliver something to someone she was standing next to and talking to 5 seconds before. It's like, deliver it yourself you lazy prick.

Seriously, can you imagine if I called the mayor of my town in real life and asked him, "Hey, can you come over and tell my brother to turn the TV up a little bit? I just don't have the time to do it."

Go Grand Theft Auto on them.

 

[Berserker.]

Go Grand Theft Auto on them.

 

[Ffamran]

I mostly agree except for ratchet. Ratchet is so fetch!

And whenever I hear "fetch", aside from the usual dog fetching, I remember "fetcher" from Morrowind. Wherever I went in the game, I would get called a "fetcher" and it was both strange and hilarious. Never finished the game and I don't plan on to since the combat's egh. Most of my playthrough was messing around with mods and walking around like an idiot.

 

[Kofu]

Couple custom moves I think... And either Pit or Dark Pit's Fthrow. In SSBU they're the same, but in SSB3D Pittwo's KOs a % quicker from Mario's default position.

I think the customs moves were adjusted a few patches ago. And I've tested the Pits' throws on the 3DS version, they're identical. Now Lucina's UThrow does kill Mario 1% later than Marth's, a difference I attribute to her height.

Oh god. My L button is starting to **** up

My portable devices' shoulder triggers always go. My L button on my DS Phat is barely function all which frustrates me when I want to play Meteos, I think they're wearing down on my GBA SP, and my 3DS's R button has had sporadic problems.

 

[Furret]

pizza dj cat in action

Lylat is an awful stage. I tried to spring to the ledge but instead hit my head on the bottom of the stage and fell to my death. My opponent also died twice because ledge shenanigans and that's how I won.

I thought winning by shenanigans was how you play
I must be doing something wrong

Go Grand Theft Auto on them.

 

[Locke 06]

I like GBA versions personally. I'm also entirely ok with the fact Mario has a voice in this. The music doesn't bother me either.

More the fact that you grew up with Mario 3 on gba.

Snes life was the good life.

 

[Berserker.]

My portable devices' shoulder triggers always go. My L button on my DS Phat is barely function all which frustrates me when I want to play Meteos, I think they're wearing down on my GBA SP, and my 3DS's R button has had sporadic problems.

*sigh* yeah

My poor DS lite's shoulder buttons got worn out. Good thing there were amazing touch-only games on the DS like TWEWY and Ace Attorney. I couldn't play Mario 64 tho. I mean, it doesn't feel nearly as good as Mario 64 (on the N64) but what made it interesting was that I was able to play as Yoshi, Luigi, and Wario. Idk why I'd play as Wario though. He's like, bottom tier among the 4 lolol.

 

[Shrokatii]

*sigh* yeah

My poor DS lite's shoulder buttons got worn out. Good thing there were amazing touch-only games on the DS like TWEWY and Ace Attorney. I couldn't play Mario 64 tho. I mean, it doesn't feel nearly as good as Mario 64 (on the N64) but what made it interesting was that I was able to play as Yoshi, Luigi, and Wario. Idk why I'd play as Wario though. He's like, bottom tier among the 4 lolol.

no mario game beats n64 mario

then again i dont play many mario games so

 

[☆Jazz☆]

pizza dj cat in action

I thought winning by shenanigans was how you play
I must be doing something wrong

Someone get that cat's filthy paws off of that poor, greasy, delicious, pepperoni pizza please.

 

[CatRaccoonBL]

@ Berserker.

I would like some sweet tea. Also, the ability to scratch behind you ears please. : 3

 

[Furret]

Someone get that cat's filthy paws off of that poor, greasy, delicious, pepperoni pizza please.

dj cats work their whole lives to work with pizza in space
there's no need for alarm ma'am they're professionals

 

[Kofu]

More the fact that you grew up with Mario 3 on gba.

Snes life was the good life.

My first system was a Game Boy, IIRC, followed by an N64. I've never had an SNES but there are multiple games from it I want to play. If I had an older sibling I might have had one but since I'm the oldest... yeah.

*sigh* yeah

My poor DS lite's shoulder buttons got worn out. Good thing there were amazing touch-only games on the DS like TWEWY and Ace Attorney. I couldn't play Mario 64 tho. I mean, it doesn't feel nearly as good as Mario 64 (on the N64) but what made it interesting was that I was able to play as Yoshi, Luigi, and Wario. Idk why I'd play as Wario though. He's like, bottom tier among the 4 lolol.

Funny story, I had a DS Lite at one point because I had lost my original DS. But the L button on it stopped working very quickly. Fortunately I found my original DS and decided I wanted it more than the newer model, so I sold the DS Lite to my cousin.

 

[☆Jazz☆]

@ Berserker.

I would like some sweet tea. Also, the ability to scratch behind you ears please. : 3

As long as you have nails, you can scratch them ears to your enjoyment my dearest.

dj cats work their whole lives to work with pizza in space
there's no need for alarm ma'am they're professionals

@ Shrokatii @ Soul. @Sakurai give those cats the 'Shock' that they need.

 

[Soul.]

@ Shrokatii @ Soul. @Sakurai give those cats the 'Shock' that they need.

how

 

[Shrokatii]

As long as you have nails, you can scratch them ears to your enjoyment my dearest.


@ Shrokatii @ Soul. @Sakurai give those cats the 'Shock' that they need.

wat me? shock them?

how

^

 

[☆Jazz☆]

how

wat me? shock them?


^

Too much questions.

 

[Soul.]

I've had lots of good times using my DS it's so hard for me to remember. lol.

 

[Shrokatii]

3 am

does someone wanna play me for a bit

 

[Rizen]

Someone mentioned Mario games so here is my tier list of main series Marios (no spin off games) I've beaten:
S
Mario Galaxy
Mario World
Sunshine
A
Mario 3
Galaxy 2
Mario 64
B
3D World
Mario 2
Mario NES
New SMB Wii
C
New SMB DS
DK Arcade

 

[Shrokatii]

Someone mentioned Mario games so here is my tier list of main series Marios (no spin off games) I've beaten:
S
Mario Galaxy
Mario World
Sunshine
A
Mario 3
Galaxy 2
Mario 64
B
3D World
Mario 2
Mario NES
New SMB Wii
C
New SMB DS
DK Arcade

i dont agree therefore you're wrong

exposed

 

[Rizen]

i dont agree therefore you're wrong

exposed

No u r.

 

[Shrokatii]

No u r.

u jus had 2 sae tht

omg bruh u r so laem cuz u rnt evn an mairo man so u neo nthn huehuehuehue

 

[Rizen]

u jus had 2 sae tht

omg bruh u r so laem cuz u rnt evn an mairo man so u neo nthn huehuehuehue

Eye no ewe arrr butt wot em eye?

 

[Shrokatii]

Eye no ewe arrr butt wot em eye?

scrub

 

[r_greening1]

 

[Rizen]

scrub

Scrub ...x2 hahahah!
When are the mods going to tell us to stop?

 

[ぱみゅ]

Zelda Social in a nutshell.

 

[Shrokatii]

Scrub ...x2 hahahah!
When are the mods going to tell us to stop?

bruh

i could wipe the floors because of how scrubby you are

I guess when we actually start taking shots at eachother

 

[McKnightlíght]

@ Shrokatii @ Rizen

PleZ STOP ur consonant fighing ez tiers uz aportt!

 

[Shrokatii]

@ Shrokatii @ Rizen

PleZ STOP ur consonant fighing ez tiers uz aportt!

plz, we can fighT till we start thowing punches

wait we cant i dont have a wii u
therefore infinite fighting

actually its stahping now cause im tirend its 4 am

 

[Rizen]

Yeah this is wearing thin. I'm going to watch 'Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law' .

 

[McKnightlíght]

Yeah this is wearing thin. I'm going to watch 'Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law'.

Not there, there!

 

[Berserker.]

They're not ordered so yeaaah

S
Mario Galaxy 2
Mario 64
Mario 3

A
Mario 3D World
Mario Galaxy

B
Mario NES
NSMB Wii
Mario 3D Land

C
NSMB DS
Mario 2

 

[Aunt Jemima]

im

dead